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Ok, point made.
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Unca Walt
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@boo is gonna like this!
I just got offa the phone with my son, Scooter. He was laughing as he told me what he just had happen to him.
Seems he was doing a Boo on the highway. 90MPH. Blinky lights.
Cop pulls him overm, comes up to him and says, "I got you clocked at 92 miles per hour. Are you in an emergency?"
Scooter: "Afraid not; just felt like a heavy foot day."
The cop pulls out his iPad thingy, does a double-take and begins laughing.
He sez: "You are the luckiest dude on the entire highway today! My computer battery just died. So here's the deal: Go on your way -- and watch out down the road about ten miles... their batteries work down there."
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That ^^^ is what you call having a good day!
I just got offa the phone with my son, Scooter. He was laughing as he told me what he just had happen to him.
Seems he was doing a Boo on the highway. 90MPH. Blinky lights.
Cop pulls him overm, comes up to him and says, "I got you clocked at 92 miles per hour. Are you in an emergency?"
Scooter: "Afraid not; just felt like a heavy foot day."
The cop pulls out his iPad thingy, does a double-take and begins laughing.
He sez: "You are the luckiest dude on the entire highway today! My computer battery just died. So here's the deal: Go on your way -- and watch out down the road about ten miles... their batteries work down there."
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That ^^^ is what you call having a good day!
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joeb631
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Wow ! A Papal Hokey Pokey !!You are forgiven my son
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joeb631
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Im easy to and flexible , but Im no Gumby
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Now that is a picture of a perv getting ready to hit Colfax. Think I will drop dime on that b-itch
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joeb631
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Wow Kinda looks like Willie Nelson sister ...
Now that is a picture of a perv getting ready to hit Colfax. Think I will drop dime on that b-itch
Finally got out and power & water back after 5 days. Not suppose to happen in the south so they are not ready. Must be global warming (sarcastic) !!!!
No kidding I'm headed to Lowe's to shop still, I mean gutter blower parts. Seriously, I am going to make one too. I have a gas powered leaf blower I'm measuring, if paint rollers don't fit mine, I will find something that does. There is always duct tape, lol.
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That is what I used to hold my vac pipes together
During an ice storm years ago, my power went off for 5 days. Well, it came back day five . 3 days in, power came back! I ran a hot bath, jumped in, power went back off for the rest of the days. Cruel I tell you
Bubba
If it works, it works! Now if I could come up with one tall enough to do the gutter on back side of house. Walk out basement, that 3 floors.
I am farming that out!
Bubba
Dammit I have been saying I would do that for the back of the house, at least for years!I installed gutter covers, about 150 bucks for the house...so far they work like a charm...
Did you get the guards and do it your self, or one of those outfits that constantly send me emails and are very expensive.
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You need to check the batteries in your hearing aids. He said, "Sleazy".
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^^^yes I am.
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Who isn't LOL
