The Original Old Farts Club

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Sadly, checkmate, and I thought we were friendly with each other.


we are, in this two dimensional world we play in


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no joke .. I ask for the information I need in well, making a dollar or two when I sell to book writers like Uncle Walt here on this site .. he writes in grammerly perfect paperback fashion.
**GASP!** "...paperback fashion" <-- I am désolé. I weep snot.

Dinged by the Doleful Dong of Destiny. Furgled by the Fickle Finger of Fate.

Cast into the Crockpot of Creamed Catshit.

partwi cannot even smell spell Unca... yet I am snarfed into a state of deflatitude, reduced from my normally glorious heights. Now, like a midget at a urinal, I will have to be on my toes...

I will (oh my, I feel it comin') go where the Hand of Man has not set foot. Po-tree.

How high fly the flea
When he flew
Through the flue,
Where flew the fly to flee?

Whence fly the three
Through the true and the blue
Where free flew the three
Friday froo?
 
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Are you kidding me? I don't even know what this is about!
Shiloh -- from the smartest most brilliant shitdamnhellpissfartpoop oldest guy you will ever converse with on the Internet comes this gem:

Chill and roll in the grass with the other kids. Loosen. Look not for caterpiggles in the lawn. "Life, she ees yoost a bowl of frijoles." <-- Manuel Labor, the Ole Messican Philosopher said that. He also said, "I theenk. Therefore I yam. I theenk." <-- But now is not the time to go into that.

Take a lead from the way EVERYONE deals with EVERYONE here: Fun only.

Except for me, of course. You may make your way to the feet of the Great One and buy some of Himself's novels (priced at considerably less than a gallon of gas).

To repeat the message: This is a funhouse for kids with arrested development folks that do not want to deal with angst in any form.

This is a haven of lightness and fun. NOTHING ELSE. Kapsiche?

and... stop shouting, willya?
 

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