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Morning OFC. 7f outside. Winter has arrived here. Work in the grow to do as soon as I suck down a couple of cups.

Damn, Christmas has snuck up on me. One week to go. Will spend the day with just me and Mrs Pute. Daughter is spending the holiday with the in-laws this year. They are required to get tested and wear a mask since they haven't gotten the vaccine.....I wouldn't go myself. Those people are afraid of their own shadow.....been cooped up in their house since this crap started. I like my son in law but his parents are strange. He is an accountant for the govn't and she is a social worker at the hospital. Enough said!!

Up to a blistering 9f.....guess I will go and feed the critters.
 
Got a twinge of back pain. This bout brought to you by Grand Daddy Purple. An over toke surprised me and resulted in some hardy coughs. The last one caused a twinge. Which seems to be nagging.

Oh well time for coffee and cat feeding. Think I'll start with my Orange flavored OG Kush pheno (great for back pain.) And then a slab of butter. Wish I had some poppies. Wonder how they do under LED or HPS?

Bubba
 
Got a twinge of back pain. This bout brought to you by Grand Daddy Purple. An over toke surprised me and resulted in some hardy coughs. The last one caused a twinge. Which seems to be nagging.

Oh well time for coffee and cat feeding. Think I'll start with my Orange flavored OG Kush pheno (great for back pain.) And then a slab of butter. Wish I had some poppies. Wonder how they do under LED or HPS?

Bubba
Do you have a herniated back at all? You can herniate it by just a big sneeze or cough, keep a eye on it , cold compress at 1st on and off ever 20 mins, tomorrow try heating pad
 
Yeah, I've had it for years, but once I reduced my size from 190+ to 165-170 those probs went away. Those were bad. Couldn't hardly stand up for a couple of days...this is just a twinge. Extra hot bath and once I get back from getting ever clear, I'm gonna put some hash to it.

Bubba
 
Yeah, I've had it for years, but once I reduced my size from 190+ to 165-170 those probs went away. Those were bad. Couldn't hardly stand up for a couple of days...this is just a twinge. Extra hot bath and once I get back from getting ever clear, I'm gonna put some hash to it.

Bubba
Have you ever made pain creme
I sure GW has a good how to in his bag of tricks
I use my creme every night. Works good.
 
No I haven't. I do have a big honking bag of roots, as someone was telling me it was made from them.

Bubba
Prob me LOL
Most people do not use the roots , I do they have a natural anti inflammatory built in . I throw my roots in crockpot with enough coconut oil to cover and cook for 18hrs until it smell like nuts
The edible kind ..............
Then I add THC tincture to the oil and reduce the alcohol down in a double boiler.
 
Cume in a shell eh?
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Joke of the day :


The Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.



Since he was a Chief in modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell what the Winter was going to be like.



Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the Winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, ‘Is the coming Winter going to be cold?’



‘It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,’ the meteorologist at the weather service responded.



So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.



A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. ‘Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold Winter?’



‘Yes,’ the man at National Weather Service again replied, ‘it’s going to be a very cold Winter.’



The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.



Two weeks later, the Chief called the National Weather Service again. ‘Are you absolutely sure that the Winter is going to be very cold?’



‘Absolutely,’ the man replied. ‘It’s looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest Winters we’ve ever seen.’



‘How can you be so sure?’ the Chief asked.



The weatherman replied, ‘The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewood'.

I peed my pants ...
 
Well... Herself and Your Humble Obdn't &tc went out and bought a mattress. Originally, it looked like @$5K for them.

But. They sooper sleep peeple are eatin' bugs nowadays. Nobody walks in to their expensive stores in this economy. (next to Macy's)

So the price dropped and dropped until it was two dollars under $3K. I held up my dinged helmet card and the owner said she could take off another $50. Kewl.

It will be delivered in late January. Regarding price dropping... that is in part due to us NOT choosing the un-fargin-believable options that go with a fargin mattress today.

One was that the mattress could connect with the Internet and record your sleep quality and body movements. No fulking she-yit!! Check it out yerself.

OH. Back when I made a Dot-Com kill, making me temporarily well-to-do... We bought a California King Size Sleigh Bed. Looks like this:
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But... the air thingy on my side has given up the ghost air tightness.

Prolly happened that time when the hook pulled out of the ceiling and swing broke, the watermelon got smashed, ice went everywhere... Oh, wait... You guys have not learned the 137 ways of making love... and the six ways known only to the Emperor... and the four ways not even known to him.

Before my time is up, I might pass on to one of you The Secret Of Unendurable Pleasure Indefinitely Prolonged.
 
Hey, I can do a Patwi with my twist onnit.

QUESTION: What word uses all five vowels and the letter "y"?

Understandibly, this is a tough question.


is it like how some people spell the word farm , e i e i o ?



and , do you have a link to this , The Secret Of Unendurable Pleasure Indefinitely Prolonged. ?
 

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