The Original Old Farts Club

[Unca Walt]

Cheech and Chong ft. Ajax Lady and Strawberry - YouTube

Try this link Walt. Dont know if it will work or not.

Nope. It do not.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Stomach is a bit better today. I have had issues with my stomach for years. Happens mostly in September when I start gorging myself on my tomatoes. I eat so many that my stomach can't take the acidity in them.

Glad it was easy and sorry the fix is so tough.............. Tomatoes are one of my favorite veggies.

 

[giggy]

Walt get a Gmail account and sign with it and you will be able to see it.

 

[Zekeslowmo]

Old fart? Yep, that's me. Cheers y'all

 

[pute]

So Zeke, why dou qualify to be an O'l fart?

 

[Carty]

Um, his breath.... muwahahaha.. jk bro.

Hope I qualify at almost 60.. blind in one eye, can't see out of the other... hearing aides don't work, oh wait, I don't have them in.. hahaha.

 

[user 60606]

mornin' ..

 

[Unca Walt]

The last second... He WILL be telling his grandkids about this (sound):

 

[Unca Walt]

Walt get a Gmail account and sign with it and you will be able to see it.

You have GOTTA be joking.

 

[user 60606]

You have GOTTA be joking.

Gmail, is just another way of saying the deep state loves you .. yeah .. I got one

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Old fart? Yep, that's me. Cheers y'all

Welcome aged flatulent one!

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Old fart? Yep, that's me. Cheers y'all

WELCOME Please stand Downwind.................

 

[ROSTERMAN]

The last second... He WILL be telling his grandkids about this (sound):

Wait Walt Where is POPCORN
Oh Lookie here I found Popcorn behind the Gym.

 

[giggy]

Morning old farts. 50deg. this morn, hope it holds out for Sunday cause I got some stuff on the farm that needs to come home.

 

[Hippie420]

48 here. Woke up to find that some low life had stolen all the pretty snow. The nerve of some people.

 

[Unca Walt]

I got another "let's make a deal" on one of my novels. I actually thought it was legit, because the scammer took the time to read the reviews -- and use them to make me think she had read The Cadet -- The Adventures of a New World Pioneer in the 17th Century referencing the accuracy and drama. (It worked for a coupla minnits, BTW) Wanted to close a deal within 15 days.

So she gave me a "hotline" number in the note, along with her email company address with a URL hotlink.

They wanted to know if I owned The Cadet, and would I be willing to sell the rights to it.

Not my first rodeo. Was gonna be a 3-part miniseries before Fauci got going. So, I called the hotline. A foreign voice could be heard: "shunt" and the line went dead. Hmmm...

So I clicked on the URL link. Didn't go anywhere -- just lit up a new page on my homescreen.

So I tried to find the company, or the woman herself. Nope.

So I hit the email "return" with this reply:

If this is how you try to get a customer… with two dead-ends, you must really be darn hard to work with one.

Have a nice Christmas.

Walt C. Snedeker
(And yes, I own The Cadet)

 

[boo]

walt, you're such an old geezer...

 

[user 60570]

walt, you're such an old geezer...

a bad mf’er of the highest degree too

just take a look at this killer 1000 yard eye stare which will cause the enemy to piss their pants


One Mean Sumbitch

 

[Hippie420]

There's some northbound 75 folks that ain't havin' a good day. Four lanes been down to one for the last two and a half hours. I was out back with the OH, putting 150 lights on a Charlie Brown tree and stringing 300' of power cord so I could light 'em up for my favorite neighbor (I can't see 'em from my house) and heard a BANG! Within 5 minutes, here goes a county mounty, then a state trooper, then another one of each, then a fire truck, then a meat wagon. Got my Christmas light caper done and the OH wants to drive down and see what happened. Looked like a semi had blown a front tire and wound up against the inside barrier wall. Unfortunately, it looked like he took a maroon SUV with him. Still a parking lot out there, so I imagine it's now an accident investigation involving a death/grievous injury. If so, it'll take 'em another hour or two before things get back to normal.

 

[user 60570]

Hey Carty , is this anyone you know?