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Afternoon gang. Raked leaves, mowed and now giving the lawn one last drink before the guy gets here to blow our my system. Even got time to walk the dog and then take Mrs Pute on our normal walk by the lake.
Time for this o'l man to get stoned.....nothing like the first buzz of the day.
Time for this o'l man to get stoned.....nothing like the first buzz of the day.
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still got rubber on the tires but I took off quite a bit...gotta love high revving engines that just boil the hides...a good day in the shop and a better one outside...an old friend stopped over for a smoke and to swap lies...good to see him
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Well if it was drifting tell him I am thinking about him.
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I useta love to go oink hunting over by Lake Okeechobee.
Sumbody over there has longhorn moos. Can't find the dang pics I tooken of them
Oh... I just found a set of pics from about 16 or so years ago I tooken while hawg huntin' --
I saw a mama and baby oink coming, so I laid flat on my back with my feet facing them. [insert] This was not MY invention/trick, sumbody else tole me the trick. MY invention is taking rattlers with only a Swiss Army knife [/insert]
Anyway. I laid my rifle down by my right side and got the camera ready:
The guy that taught me the trick is in the above shot. The oinks walked right by him, never fargin saw anything out of the ordinary. So he got up after they passed, looking as happy as if he had gotten a fresh lobotomy. The baby oink did a "WFT??" but since mama had no shits to give, he went back to trundling after her.
Then I decided to raise the ante. That is my FOOT. When the little guy curiously reached it, and was sorta looking at it, mama suddenly noticed her baby was playing with a great big HUMAN! She did not run, but she did move fairly quickly away, never looking back.
If ya lookit this last pic, you can see my hunting buddy damn' near climbing up on the oinks from the back... He's about 4-5 feet away.
Sumbody over there has longhorn moos. Can't find the dang pics I tooken of them
Oh... I just found a set of pics from about 16 or so years ago I tooken while hawg huntin' --
I saw a mama and baby oink coming, so I laid flat on my back with my feet facing them. [insert] This was not MY invention/trick, sumbody else tole me the trick. MY invention is taking rattlers with only a Swiss Army knife [/insert]
Anyway. I laid my rifle down by my right side and got the camera ready:
The guy that taught me the trick is in the above shot. The oinks walked right by him, never fargin saw anything out of the ordinary. So he got up after they passed, looking as happy as if he had gotten a fresh lobotomy. The baby oink did a "WFT??" but since mama had no shits to give, he went back to trundling after her.
Then I decided to raise the ante. That is my FOOT. When the little guy curiously reached it, and was sorta looking at it, mama suddenly noticed her baby was playing with a great big HUMAN! She did not run, but she did move fairly quickly away, never looking back.
If ya lookit this last pic, you can see my hunting buddy damn' near climbing up on the oinks from the back... He's about 4-5 feet away.
Good to see you on board with our rowdy bunch Freeh!
Geeeeeee Haaaaaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So a brother was talking to his god of choice and said, "Lawrd why did you make women so attractive to me", and the Lawrd said, " So you would like them my son."
"Well, why did you give them those wiggles and jiggles that drive me insane?"
"So that you would like them my son."
"Lawrd, if you could give them all those nice things, why didn't you give them more brains?"
"So that they would like you, my son."
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Good morning
im fighting the China flu today , 2nd day , achy body , headache , low fever , and dry coughing
the good news is I’ve suffered a lot worse flu and or cold than this and with the meds I’m taking. , I look to be better in the next 24-48 hours
moar horse paste!
moar quinine!
moar vit d and c!
that is all
im fighting the China flu today , 2nd day , achy body , headache , low fever , and dry coughing
the good news is I’ve suffered a lot worse flu and or cold than this and with the meds I’m taking. , I look to be better in the next 24-48 hours
moar horse paste!
moar quinine!
moar vit d and c!
that is all
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Feel better Big, did you get tested or someone close to you passed it on . Sorry to hear
Sending hugz and healing thoughts brother! Have you been tested to see which flu you have?
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thank you my Friend for the kind words...blessings upon you and yours too
no Sir and I probably will not get tested..I do not see any reason why I should
the symptoms are right in line with the China virus and we have a mini outbreak in our county , I know of 5 other people that are sick and have the same symptoms
2 of the people are ones we hang out with on a regular basis and I’m sure we caught it from them , passing joints ya know
i think going forward I am not sharing any joints or taking hits off the same dab rig as others
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Morning OFC. Roster beat me to it but I recommend the same thing Big ....cal/mag....get better ya O'l fart. Hopping Swede is ok.
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Morning everybody. Sure didn't want to get out of bed this morning. Went to grand lodge yesterday, long day setting in a straight chair, made my body ache a bit. Life back to normal or is that abby norma.
