The Original Old Farts Club

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So what did you do?
Come mon man inquiring minds need to know
Hope ya feel better today
Howdy, walk is done. Had to look straight ahead and avoid looking into the sun. But, got er dun.

So roster, I was farting around with my daughter and I slipped and did a face plant . Wish there was a better story and I could add bit more drama to it but.....just and o'l man that doesn't have the balance I used to. I could say what most do in a stupid situation like this.....Ran into a door.

On with the show....gotta cut down a Mamosa today. I have physical coming up next week and blood work tomorrow. Geez....I sure don't want to get used to this Dr. stuff. I'm to young for this shit.......

Need to eat something and get my arize to work.
 
Howdy, walk is done. Had to look straight ahead and avoid looking into the sun. But, got er dun.

So roster, I was farting around with my daughter and I slipped and did a face plant . Wish there was a better story and I could add bit more drama to it but.....just and o'l man that doesn't have the balance I used to. I could say what most do in a stupid situation like this.....Ran into a door.

On with the show....gotta cut down a Mamosa today. I have physical coming up next week and blood work tomorrow. Geez....I sure don't want to get used to this Dr. stuff. I'm to young for this shit.......

Need to eat something and get my arize to work.
The adage about knowing if we were going to live this long and taking better care of ourselves is playing around in my mind. Hoping you're feeling better soon...
 
Last faceplant I took I figure was karma. Crawled outta bed with all the associated pains involved and thought to myself, "Well, at least I still stand up to put my pants on."
No sooner than that thought had entered my mind, I managed to hook my big toe into the crotch of my shorts. It was like the hand of God b itch slapped me face first into the floor. Thank Buddha for soft carpet and a thick skull.
 
Sounds delicious. Thanks for the report.
I used to have lots of trouble getting charcoal briquettes/lump charcoal started, but thanks to improvising in using a heat gun, I had for shrink tube insulation. I just fire that up on high, poke the nozzle into the charcoal in two spots for about 1 minute to 45 seconds each spot. Then close the lid, open the vents, and give it six minutes. Fire's roaring and ready to either toss a few burgers or anything else you want to cook. When the heat gun eventually fails after a few years, $14 gets you a new version at Harbor freight. I've seen fancy heat guns for getting grills started for way more money...
 
Hi guys, once again slammed by another hurricane. No real damage but haven’t had any power since the 29th of August. Girls are doing fine in their tents but I took their a/c out to put in the house so it’s getting into the 90’s in the grow room
 
Last faceplant I took I figure was karma. Crawled outta bed with all the associated pains involved and thought to myself, "Well, at least I still stand up to put my pants on."
No sooner than that thought had entered my mind, I managed to hook my big toe into the crotch of my shorts. It was like the hand of God b itch slapped me face first into the floor. Thank Buddha for soft carpet and a thick skull.

i have had a few close calls but I can still put on my blue jeans standing up....my bib overalls are a lot easier to put on standing up

im smart enough to know the clock is ticking and time is running out but that is ok because by then I’ll be able to go anywhere in my pj’s and nobody will think twice about it
 
i have had a few close calls but I can still put on my blue jeans standing up....my bib overalls are a lot easier to put on standing up

im smart enough to know the clock is ticking and time is running out but that is ok because by then I’ll be able to go anywhere in my pj’s and nobody will think twice about it
I go get the mail in the nude, not illegal anymore.
My neighbors threaten to put me on youtube and smile and say let me know when ya do.
Big I sent you a message appreciate when you can.
 
Evening all. Real encouraging listening to all you carpet munchers. I am almost totally recovered except my memory on where I put things is a mess. Was bad before but now.....

@ Roster....W T F are you doing going to the mail box in the nude....only (imagination required) do this

@ Steve. So sorry about the hurricane issues....I think I have problems.

@ Big...there is a thing about a mirror. Look at it and you won't be running around in you PJ's. Even where you live.

@ Dan, switch to gas and you will never go back.

@ Hippie....cut your fricken toe nails and you wouldn't be catching you toe on your skives.

@ Roster....buy a new tooth brush...for god sakes

Another frcken trip to the Med center tomorrow....this time for a blood draw for a physical next week. This is getting to be a pain in the arize.

Drinking ton's of water trying to flush my system of all the nefarious bad habits I have.

Glup Glup Glup
 

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