The Original Old Farts Club

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After 61 years of marriage, I finally got up the courage to ask my wife if I was the only one she had ever made love to.

She said, "Yes. You are the only one. All the others were 8's, 9's, or 10's."
Did she mention me?
 
She rocked his socks Im sure lol
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What causes the most problems is people being too lazy to rotate the air in their tires. It's just not safe to run winter air in your tires during the summer/summer air in the fall/ fall air in the winter.

And when they do rotate, they forget to include the spare which must be refilled with spare air. Bubba

The good news is that I've developed this secret proprietary air mix that can be used all season and in both the tires on the ground and the spare, which I'm selling in pressurized bottles suitable for filling one tire, for a one time introductory price of only $99.99 per bottle, plus shipping, handling, and royalties.

Don't be fooled by cheap imitations or miss this opportunity of a lifetime! Place your orders now!
 
Morning OFC. No walk today. Waiting on the guy to fix the frig.....the day has finally come. Hopefully won't be living out of coolers after today.

August is history and September is the sign of cooler weather. Kinda glad it has been a hot summer. Next few weeks are gonna be busy though with harvest and fall clean up. Will start on some of that today.

Coffee first.
 
When ya gits old... ya gits flashes of old memories sometimes. And ya dreams about old times, too...

(background music fades to silence... distant, faint booming... rustling wind increasing until roaring... the sky is filled with fat -- they ran out of flak that day)...


There I was again, in my B-17, the Boeing Constrictor -- Over Schweinhausbergenhafen, with three engines burning, one of them turning...

...and the autopilot had just bailed out with the last parachute, leaving me with a silkworm and a needle. I was one busy motherforker...
 

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