The Original Old Farts Club

[Unca Walt]

After 61 years of marriage, I finally got up the courage to ask my wife if I was the only one she had ever made love to.

She said, "Yes. You are the only one. All the others were 8's, 9's, or 10's."

 

[pute]

After 61 years of marriage, I finally got up the courage to ask my wife if I was the only one she had ever made love to.

She said, "Yes. You are the only one. All the others were 8's, 9's, or 10's."

Did she mention me?

 

[user 60606]

or me ?

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Walt She has to remember The Rosterman

 

[pute]

All these years Walt thought he had a virgin as a bride.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

She rocked his socks Im sure lol

 

[pute]

Good night Walt and all sleep well. Mrs Pute told me she was a virgin and It was the 60's ..... so was I.

 

[user 60606]

yep, g'nite Walt

 

[Unca Walt]

Did she mention me?

Stubby?

Actually, we were both virgins. It took me four years to figure out which arm it was under.

 

[yooper420]

Good mornin' sick mofos, I mean my old fart brethren.

 

[Unca Walt]

As long as we are on the subject of the incredible Tokyo signs, lookit this wiv full screen, sound on:

PS: Watch the lady in the foreground under the lion. She screams and runs.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/7LHake10Akjl/

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

What causes the most problems is people being too lazy to rotate the air in their tires. It's just not safe to run winter air in your tires during the summer/summer air in the fall/ fall air in the winter.

And when they do rotate, they forget to include the spare which must be refilled with spare air. Bubba

The good news is that I've developed this secret proprietary air mix that can be used all season and in both the tires on the ground and the spare, which I'm selling in pressurized bottles suitable for filling one tire, for a one time introductory price of only $99.99 per bottle, plus shipping, handling, and royalties.

Don't be fooled by cheap imitations or miss this opportunity of a lifetime! Place your orders now!

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Im just so Happy to be here

Or @pute is so happy the frig repair will be very cheap

 

[pute]

Morning OFC. No walk today. Waiting on the guy to fix the frig.....the day has finally come. Hopefully won't be living out of coolers after today.

August is history and September is the sign of cooler weather. Kinda glad it has been a hot summer. Next few weeks are gonna be busy though with harvest and fall clean up. Will start on some of that today.

Coffee first.

 

[WeedHopper]

You guys are so full of ****. Walts Wife said all of you had little Peckers and was nothing more then a tickle that made her laugh.

And yes we must change out the old air in our tires. That dirty air just isnt good for the rubber.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

I still have original air in the Ford 9N from day it rolled off factory floor
Wonder if it is worth anything?

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[ROSTERMAN]

I have heard of having a Green Thumb but this is ridiculous

 

[Hippie420]

As long as we are on the subject of the incredible Tokyo signs, lookit this wiv full screen, sound on:

PS: Watch the lady in the foreground under the lion. She screams and runs.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/7LHake10Akjl/

y
That was SO kool! Simply amazing. I'll bet that gal went home and rinsed out her skivvies.

 

[Unca Walt]

When ya gits old... ya gits flashes of old memories sometimes. And ya dreams about old times, too...

(background music fades to silence... distant, faint booming... rustling wind increasing until roaring... the sky is filled with fat -- they ran out of flak that day)...


There I was again, in my B-17, the Boeing Constrictor -- Over Schweinhausbergenhafen, with three engines burning, one of them turning...

...and the autopilot had just bailed out with the last parachute, leaving me with a silkworm and a needle. I was one busy motherforker...