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One more and Im out
Had Loads of Fun Here Thanks
Had Loads of Fun Here Thanks
So I'm smoking better weed than you. So what?
If ya quit pickin' on me, I'll put a breathalyzer on my laptop. It got a little drunk out last night. Someday when I feel like being laughed at, I'll tell ya just what happened last night!
@WeedHopper said it is spectacularI have a tattoo of an $100 dollar bill on my penis....you figure out the rest.
Reminds me of the time my wife stole someone's car accidentally.OK, it's time to tell on my stupid self. Monday, the beers hit a little harder than usual. I always drink the same amount, but get different effects on occasion.
Anyhoo, I drink my fill and head out the door amid see ya's and good natured insults. Old Hen is in front of me on the way to the Jeep. She heads for her side, and I push the button to unlock it. My door doesn't open. Push the button again. Nada. Push it a couple of times; same results. I give up and use the key, only the key won't go into the lock. I look in the Jeep expecting to see the wife, but my eyes focus through both windows to another black Jeep with the wife sitting in it, laughing hysterically at her dumb assed husband trying to get into the bartender's black Jeep Gladiator instead of his Jeep JKU.
Oops.
In the 80's I owned a 260Z, green. I went to an area mall, did my shopping and left. In the parking lot I unlocked my 260Z and started it.Then I notice the bull puu in this car was not the bull puu in MY car....yup my key unlocked and started someone else's car! I also had a 72 Plymouth at the time, and it's key would also start that car....and presumably the other gent's Z as well.OK, it's time to tell on my stupid self. Monday, the beers hit a little harder than usual. I always drink the same amount, but get different effects on occasion.
Anyhoo, I drink my fill and head out the door amid see ya's and good natured insults. Old Hen is in front of me on the way to the Jeep. She heads for her side, and I push the button to unlock it. My door doesn't open. Push the button again. Nada. Push it a couple of times; same results. I give up and use the key, only the key won't go into the lock. I look in the Jeep expecting to see the wife, but my eyes focus through both windows to another black Jeep with the wife sitting in it, laughing hysterically at her dumb assed husband trying to get into the bartender's black Jeep Gladiator instead of his Jeep JKU.
Oops.
I had a Ford van that started my buddys ford and viavisaIn the 80's I owned a 260Z, green. I went to an area mall, did my shopping and left. In the parking lot I unlocked my 260Z and started it.Then I notice the bull puu in this car was not the bull puu in MY car....yup my key unlocked and started someone else's car! I also had a 72 Plymouth at the time, and it's key would also start that car....and presumably the other gent's Z as well.
Bubba
I did the same thing when I was younger. I'd bought a half ton Scottsdale pickup for my work truck. Went to K Mart to grab something. Came out, went to my truck, unlocked the door, climbed in, and put the ignition key in, but it wouldn't work. Shit. Looked around and thought that "this is way too clean to be MY truck", so I eyeballed the lot and saw the identical truck to mine (two tone blue and gray) two rows over.In the 80's I owned a 260Z, green. I went to an area mall, did my shopping and left. In the parking lot I unlocked my 260Z and started it.Then I notice the bull puu in this car was not the bull puu in MY car....yup my key unlocked and started someone else's car! I also had a 72 Plymouth at the time, and it's key would also start that car....and presumably the other gent's Z as well.
Bubba
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