The Original Old Farts Club

[ROSTERMAN]

Crap now I have to wake the wife

 

[pute]

Crap now I have to wake the wife

Let her sleep and cover her up when you are done

 

[Unca Walt]

You guys sound like Irish foreplay:

"Brace yourself, Bridgit!"

 

[pute]

You guys sound like Irish foreplay:

"Brace yourself, Bridgit!"

Naw, just a bunch of O'l farts that are to old to do anything but dream.

@ Big, I feel your pain...I have tendonitis so bad that if I tried to play golf I wouldn't be able to touch my nose tonight. And, I live on a golf course.

Out for a quick walk before the heat moves in.

 

[Hippie420]

I keep telling myself what I used to tell my mother; Don't spend too much time fretting about what you can't do anymore and be damned thankful for the things you can do.

 

[user 60606]

Yesterday I bought 4 boxes of 00 buck in 20 and 4 boxes of 12 gage so that I can just shoot that damn little white ball into the hole .. I used to be pretty good at golf till they put the titanium screws in ..

 

[giggy]

morning everybody, i got to go home this evening and dig out my hat, i will be installed as master of my lodge tonight. yall have a great day.

 

[pute]

morning everybody, i got to go home this evening and dig out my hat, i will be installed as master of my lodge tonight. yall have a great day.

That isn't what your wife says.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

morning everybody, i got to go home this evening and dig out my hat, i will be installed as master of my lodge tonight. yall have a great day.

 

[Hippie420]

Another beer day in the bag. Listened to enough country music to make me want to make violent love to my sister. Saw a dude and a chick come in with "Vaccinated and ready to ****" T shirts on. ????

 

[pute]

Another beer day in the bag. Listened to enough country music to make me want to make violent love to my sister. Saw a dude and a chick come in with "Vaccinated and ready to ****" T shirts on. ????

I thought you hated country music....

 

[Hippie420]

I thought you hated country music....

You thought right.

 

[WeedHopper]

Hippie loves Weedhoppers Redneck ass. Don't let him lie to you.

 

[Hippie420]

We were talking about music, not your sweet ass, studmuffins.

 

[Bubba]

Good morning

it takes some getting used to , growing old that is....I decided to play some golf , walk 9 holes yesterday , I made it through 7 and threw in the towel...prairie course , up and down and kindly hilly , tore me up , my partial hip replacement was barking bad

i am begrudgingly trying to accept the cold hard fact that I cannot do certain physical activities anymore and I do not like it one bit , I am really pissed off

i do not want to buy a golf cart , I do not want to use a cane , I do not want to use a walker , I do not this , I do not like that , I do like the cat in the hat

well feck me running , suck it up huh , only thing I want to suck is some coffee and some areola.....yeah , that libido still works and when it goes , maybe it’s time for me to go

End of Rant.



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Wheel chairs, canes walkers....pft! I'm thinking of on of those thrones 4 people (as in your pic!) on a corner and call you your excellency. Yeah, like that's gonna happen.

Not a lot of upside to age. Insurance maybe cheaper and police don't seem to see you as much. A grew more patience with age,
but yeah it does piss one off. I started riding a bicycle on local bike trails, not so hard on joints.

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

for sure..I would give a weeks wages to take a peek to see what is under that table.

clearly it is a carpet....

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

I'll tell ya one that surprised me. I bought a Tokarev .30 cal. The little bugger reminds me of my AMT Hardballer .45ACP in recoil and loudness.

Tokarev pistol? That round is quite hot! My .45 ACP is a lumbering thumper in comparison. I've seen 9mm rounds bounce off of door of car, that Tokarev would go through like hot butter.

Bubba

 

[Unca Walt]

Yesterday I bought 4 boxes of 00 buck in 20 and 4 boxes of 12 gage so that I can just shoot that damn little white ball into the hole .. I used to be pretty good at golf till they put the titanium screws in ..

Yeah. I know how that is. When my shot-up shoulder finally gave up the ghost, and they put a whole titanium shoulder in there with 5" lag bolts (TINS). A year later, everything was hunky and also dory.

Then I tried to go play golf. Actually got an oversized bucket to really warm up. The first ball went hard left about 80 feet. The second went 40 feet hard right. The third was straight as an arrow. For mebbe 60 feet.

My Terminator parts do NOT have a golf-swing capability.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

morning everybody, i got to go home this evening and dig out my hat, i will be installed as master of my lodge tonight. yall have a great day.

Congratulations brother!

for sure..I would give a weeks wages to take a peek to see what is under that table.

I shudder to think what you might find brother. Watch your face!

Five different wild fires in Oregon as we speak, including the nations largest and none close to contained. Another year like this and the problem is solved, because nothing will be left to burn.

The winds are currently pushing the smoke south and east, so air quality here is still good, but extremely poor in southern Oregon. To my discredit, I selfishly hope the wind continues to keep it out of my face, because my nose is already running like a faucet with allergies.

I have an appointment for a CT of my left knee this morning and it looks like I will be looking for an appointment to reinstall my dental implant ASAP. All the while reflecting on these being the golden years I gained by taking reasonably good care of my self, except for the trauma and debauchery part.

Hee, hee, hee, the good thing this morning is that so far I've dabbed sugar, wax, and dirty diamonds, along with my hot tea, sooo am feeling philosophical about the replacement parts continuing to fail and fall out.

 

[Unca Walt]

Speaking In Tongues Again:

"Hee, hee, hee, the good thing this morning is that so far I've dabbed sugar, wax, and dirty diamonds, along with my hot tea..."