The Original Old Farts Club

[pute]

Morning OFC. Sun is making a rare appearance this morning. Lots to do today. On top of that getting a new floor replaced in the spare bathroom and mud room in the next two days. I hate having a work crew in the house.

 

[user 60606]

^^^ about like mother in law stay for a weekend and lasting 3 months

 

[yooper420]

Good afternoon old farts. A little late checkin' in today, just been responding to other forums. Time to burn one my pothead bros. Puffin' 'n Passin'.

 

[leafminer]

I have a crew of five right now converting an old garage into a one bed loft. Some of you will remember my last crew "exchanged" my three ready-to-harvest sativas for two peyote cacti.

 

[user 60606]

peyote is sacred .. enjoy

zz tops first incarnation

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Walks on water after a good flush

 

[pute]

This O'l fart is one tired MoFo. Fed the girls, installed a drip system in the veggie garden and mowed, trimmed, edged both my yard and the green belt between the house and golf course. I just can't go as long and hard as I used to. NO, you dirty minded Farts, I'm not talking about sex.

The guy installing the new floor is now where near done so I can't even take a Jacuzzi. My back could sure use a soak but will just have to wait until later. Need to go out and drive around the block just to get high......gonna be back again tomorrow to do the mud room.....

This guy just might take a bit longer that I thought

 

[Drifting13]

G'Evening, y'all! We went fishing today. A bunch of schoolie sized trout & some Mangrove Snapper. And of course everything was CPR.
Hope everyone is doing well...

 

[WeedHopper]

Loved fishing the Mangroves when I lived in Florida.
Good to see you back bro.

 

[Hippie420]

Good afternoon old farts. A little late checkin' in today, just been responding to other forums. Time to burn one my pothead bros. Puffin' 'n Passin'.

You posting on Grinder again?

 

[WeedHopper]

Goodnight Gang. My ass has to get up early in the morning to head to Tulsa Oklahoma for a Pre con.

 

[pute]

Sleep well Hopper. Enjoy Tulsa Time

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Soon as I can get out of office! Bubba

I agree. Debauchery in the office can be problematic.................

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My kind of mystery novel!

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[Hippie420]

Morning fellas. No sunshine this morning. The world is wet. Fog was really thick when my bladder woke me up.

Old Hen told me about a "giant" turtle in the back field. I hopped on the golf cart and we drove to where she'd seen it. Giant? No. Big? Yep. Honestly didn't know what flavor of turtle it was, but it clearly didn't appreciate my presence. I noticed that there was a lot of dirt that had been tilled up around it, and when it moved to ward me off, there was a small hole. I'm thinking she was in the process of laying some eggs. Sure picked a weird spot to do it, but I imagine she knows best. I'll wait 'til she's gone and do a Walt trick to mark the spot so I don't roll over it next time I mow.

 

[pute]

Morning OFC. Nice turtle story Hippie. Hope you become a proud parent.

One more day of floor work. Bathroom is done except for baseboards. Looks nice! Personally I don't care as long as Mrs Pute is happy. Mud room today.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

You posting on Grinder again?

OHH OHHH where I want to swipe Right..............................

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Morning fellas. No sunshine this morning. The world is wet. Fog was really thick when my bladder woke me up.

Old Hen told me about a "giant" turtle in the back field. I hopped on the golf cart and we drove to where she'd seen it. Giant? No. Big? Yep. Honestly didn't know what flavor of turtle it was, but it clearly didn't appreciate my presence. I noticed that there was a lot of dirt that had been tilled up around it, and when it moved to ward me off, there was a small hole. I'm thinking she was in the process of laying some eggs. Sure picked a weird spot to do it, but I imagine she knows best. I'll wait 'til she's gone and do a Walt trick to mark the spot so I don't roll over it next time I mow.

 

[Unca Walt]

Morning fellas. No sunshine this morning. The world is wet. Fog was really thick when my bladder woke me up.

Old Hen told me about a "giant" turtle in the back field. I hopped on the golf cart and we drove to where she'd seen it. Giant? No. Big? Yep. Honestly didn't know what flavor of turtle it was, but it clearly didn't appreciate my presence. I noticed that there was a lot of dirt that had been tilled up around it, and when it moved to ward me off, there was a small hole. I'm thinking she was in the process of laying some eggs. Sure picked a weird spot to do it, but I imagine she knows best. I'll wait 'til she's gone and do a Walt trick to mark the spot so I don't roll over it next time I mow.

Well, I am back on the air AGAIN. AT&T just left the second time. The guy told me the junction box is 3620' from my modem. So they had strung a double line. He got part of it working, but only with one line.

Looks like ATT is gonna haveta do a trace line (that means pole climbing, etc.) It is entirely possibobble that squiddles have chewed through the line. There are no fiber lines out here in the boonies, so they have to go old-fashioned.

Meanwhile, since he got one of the pair of lines working, I am up, but the service is degraded.

More testudo news: I went out into my front yard, and the thirty-pound concrete block had been pushed away, and the box removed. Replaced with a big fargin hole.

Nothing left of my baby turkles (*sob*) but some busted shells. Porky the racketycoon doubtless got them. shitdamnhellpissfartpoop

 

[Hippie420]

That's what I'm worried about. Got a lot of coons around here. I'd like to give the turtles a fair chance at life if'n I can.

 

[yooper420]

Turtles lay eggs in my yard almost every year. Probably every year, I just do not see 'em.