The Original Old Farts Club

[user 60570]

Looks like I will be making trips to Franktown soon....ha ha... private joke.

our covid harvest was over 30 lbs.....I will see your Franktown and raise you a Patties Cafe in Kiowa?.....or was that Elizabeth?.....see you in 2023

 

[pute]

Ha ha .... happy for ya.

In the mean time rumor is there is some new hot happy hookers on colfax

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Looks like I will be making trips to Franktown soon....ha ha... private joke.

Pork and Beans

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Hi you old farts! Im only in my 30's, but I'm full of beans, when do farts become old enough for this thread?

Old fartisim is similar to and often confused with curmudgeonisim, a common mistake. Mostly it is related to gassy diet, smart mouths, and cynical attitude.

First liar doesn't stand a chance and we've never rejected anyone, though some may have quietly faded away in disgust or embarrassment.......................

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Old fartisim is similar to and often confused with curmudgeonisim, a common mistake. Mostly it is related to gassy diet, smart mouths, and cynical attitude.

First liar doesn't stand a chance and we've never rejected anyone, though some may have quietly faded away in disgust or embarrassment.......................

Yep, even the best women Fart LOL
Just not outloud
unless they are drunk,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[user 60570]

Ha ha .... happy for ya.

In the mean time rumor is there is some new hot happy hookers on colfax

maybe we can cruise Colfax in your pickup truck , doesn’t it have a camper shell on it?

just put one of those memory foam mattresses in the back and BAM! ..we save a ton of money on motel bills

taking Swede into the Big City to see the tax man , she is loaded and may have to pay the crooks at the irs

if I keep taking profits from my crypto currency’s I may have to pay some taxes too

 

[ROSTERMAN]

maybe we can cruise Colfax in your pickup truck , doesn’t it have a camper shell on it?

just put one of those memory foam mattresses in the back and BAM! ..we save a ton of money on motel bills

taking Swede into the Big City to see the tax man , she is loaded and may have to pay the crooks at the irs

if I keep taking profits from my crypto currency’s I may have to pay some taxes too


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Bigsur if you had extra money where would you invest it today, rather not buy more stocks?
Is crypto currency still on the climb? I know you say silver but where else can I double some shekels quick?

 

[pute]

Morning OFC. Glad to see we are off to a good start. Big is making so much $$ he is looking for a hookers pocket to put it in. Looks like Roster is gonna follow him to the "House Of The Rising Sun". Not me I'm still looking for a girl willing to pay me......not working out as well as I planned though. Maybe some coffee will help.

Probably gonna make some kief today. Don't know how this happened but I am almost out again. Will have to run to the store for 6 lbs of dry ice.

Colo is supposed to be in the middle of a huge storm but not a farthing of moisture has fallen here. The weather guy keeps calling it the calm before the storm. I have been calm for days now.

Watching the news.....now I'm pissed....need to smoke one.

 

[user 60570]

Bigsur if you had extra money where would you invest it today, rather not buy more stocks?
Is crypto currency still on the climb? I know you say silver but where else can I double some shekels quick?

crypto currencies is not for the feint of heart

but if one does their due diligence the odds of losing ones arse is lowered

download an app called Coinbase , link it to your bank , transfer funds to Coinbase and then start trading

Etherium is a good play in my book and should double or triple in a year

 

[pute]

Remember this Roster......"A fool and his money will soon be departed".

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Remember this Roster......"A fool and his money will soon be departed".

Good thing it is Me doing it and not you LOL
I already have enough silver , I made a case of silver bullets yrs ago just in case of a zombie incursion.............. Looks like I will need them all.

 

[pute]

I deserved that. Ha ha

 

[ROSTERMAN]

I deserved that. Ha ha

Read my post above again LOL

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Remember this Roster......"A fool and his money will soon be departed".

Also My wife will be a rich woman

 

[pute]

Good night.

 

[Unca Walt]

HO-LEE ****!! Un-fargin-Believable!!

That is a minimum of TEN times the size I thought buds could get to.

You guys are classic scientists. @bigsur51, Your green thumb is incredible. I remember seeing a "volunteer" weed growing in a ditch along your garage or whatever. Bigger, healthier than anything I ever was able to grow.

And I think you probably just mowed it...

That picture... (*sigh*) That huge, massive, record-setter handful of buds should be auctioned off on the Internet.

It'd be measured in Krugerrands.

 

[user 60570]

aw that ain’t nothing Unca , there are some professional ganja growers out in California that make me look like a rookie , which I am , just a hobby gardener who got lucky because of some very good genetics......

like C99 , ECSD x Ogers , Chem 91 and Snow Leopards.....

otherwise , like the two years ago when I lost 90% of my crop and had to drive to Franktown and Kiowa to meet my dealer and procure my medicine by exchanging fiat for flowers......

and the dealer bootlegger was always late!

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Yep, even the best women Fart LOL Just not outloud unless they are drunk,,,,,,,,,

An admirable skill that I've often admired but never acquired! I mostly try to not crap my pants and keep in under legal decibel levels for residential.

Big is making so much $$ he is looking for a hookers pocket to put it in.

I'm looking for similar wise investments to tuck my fat unsolicited stimulus check largess into. Hard to miss investing in memories that you can take with you.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

aw that ain’t nothing Unca , there are some professional ganja growers out in California that make me look like a rookie , which I am , just a hobby gardener who got lucky because of some very good genetics......

like C99 , ECSD x Ogers , Chem 91 and Snow Leopards.....

otherwise , like the two years ago when I lost 90% of my crop and had to drive to Franktown and Kiowa to meet my dealer and procure my medicine by exchanging fiat for flowers......

and the dealer bootlegger was always late!

The man with the Large banana?

 

[pute]

@ Big, I am never late and certainly not a bootlegger. But I will take another toke.

Good morning OFC.