The Original Old Farts Club

[ROSTERMAN]

Guess who tripped on the floor carpet , flew through the air a full body length and was able to do an almost roll out (stuntman style LOL) and twist mid air and land on his butt without killing himself or breaking any bones.
Hurt a bit and knee caught the worse as I landed.
Oh joy wonder what the morning will be like?

 

[pute]

Clumsy O'l Fart. Can dress you up but can't take you anywhere...hope u are ok.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Clumsy O'l Fart. Can dress you up but can't take you anywhere...hope u are ok.

Thks Pute If I had not flipped in the air and came down on my face I would have been in trouble.

 

[Unca Walt]

Morning OFC. Happy Fryday. No Doctor in my life today......things are looking up. I have two new ladies in my tents today. Mimosa and Gold Digger... don't know anything about the GD but The guy who gifted her assured she was top notch smoke. He is a trusted friend so I will give her a try. Most of the time gifted strains don't work out.....so hoping for the best.

Fishing tomorrow. Up before dawn, drive 90 miles to a lake/river at almost 10,000 ft and freeze my arise off. Sounds like fun..... actually it is. Pics to prove it later.

Cutting down a Ghost Express today...gotta keep the supply train moving. Always something to do in the grow.

Beautiful day coming....will get some sun when I have time.

Brother... You live life to the fullest. Salute.

I had a day a long time ago when I came within a half-second of dying. It changed my entire life. I live for every day! Today, I hand-fed four wild curly-tailed lizards. And a squirrel. And a peacock. And a red-nosed turtle. And wild fish that will eat out of your hand.

I love this place. And I am not yet used to my darling scarlet-haired beauty. We have only been married 61 years... and she has not gone grey. TINS.

As God is my witness, this is Herself at 80. She has never dyed her hair in her life. You are looking at a genuine Scottish witch that does not age. And she gave me a potion (I truly believe) when I was 17.

 

[Unca Walt]

Thks Pute If I had not flipped in the air and came down on my face I would have been in trouble.

I can understand that. ANY change to the face is an improvement.

 

[Hippie420]

Don't be pickin' on my boy Roster. When he was a child, he had a fire on his face and his friends beat it out with a shovel.

 

[WeedHopper]

Yeah but he cant beat Keefs face story that he told a million fking times.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Guess who tripped on the floor carpet , flew through the air a full body length and was able to do an almost roll out (stuntman style LOL) and twist mid air and land on his butt without killing himself or breaking any bones. Hurt a bit and knee caught the worse as I landed.

Soooo, how was your trip brother!

Wal today I get tutored by Zoom on driving safety, after receiving a 45 in a 30mph zone photo radar ticket. If I pay the $125 and take the class, I don't have to pay the $170 ticket, and it doesn't go on my clean driving record for the last 17 years, when I got an 82 mph in a 65 mph on the freeway getting around an ahole that had been blocking me for the past 50 miles or so. This time it was on a 4 lane that they recently dropped the speed on and are making the big bucks raking in speeders.

 

[Unca Walt]

Soooo, how was your trip brother!

Wal today I get tutored by Zoom on driving safety, after receiving a 45 in a 30mph zone photo radar ticket. If I pay the $125 and take the class, I don't have to pay the $170 ticket, and it doesn't go on my clean driving record for the last 17 years, when I got an 82 mph in a 65 mph on the freeway getting around an ahole that had been blocking me for the past 50 miles or so. This time it was on a 4 lane that they recently dropped the speed on and are making the big bucks raking in speeders.

I really hate that crap. My record was that I was driving a camper with four other hunters in the back. Up by the finger lakes. It was three o'clock in the morning and I was toodling along... and a cop steps out with a flashlight wand.

Seems I was speeding. The limit was 30. I was going 32. Hands me a ticket and points to a light. I drove over, got out and paid the $20 fine. ($1.50 fine, and $18.50 Court Costs).

The cop's name on the ticket was the same last name as the judge's. Father/Son outright robbery under color of law. From the time of the radar hitting my bumper to the time I paid out cash: Two minutes.

LATE EDIT ADD: The name of the thief-town just popped into my head: Speculator.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Yeah but he cant beat Keefs face story that he told a million fking times.

Whjat was the deal with that did he fall from a moving car and tear it off?
I remember way back when he talked about it . But I never paid much attention

 

[ROSTERMAN]

OK a Fall Report

I am sore but walking, lower back took the hit along with right knee
I guess I will try to walk it off this morning walking the doggy

 

[WeedHopper]

No,according to him he slipped on blood in an operating room,smashed his face and become a junkie.
Thats the short story. His was several days long.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

No,according to jim he slipped on blood in an operating room,smashed his face and become a junkie.
Thats the short story. His was several days long.

That's right he thought he was a doctor or something Thks
But have you never stepped in blood extremely difficult to walk, worse than ice.

 

[WeedHopper]

Roster here is you a new fishing lure.
My sister sent it to me. Said this is for being such a d.ick and a smartass.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Roster here is you a new fishing lure.
My sister sent it to me. Said this is for being such a d.ick and a smartass.
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I bet that would catch big Northern Salmon nicely
Is that how you got hooked on it?

 

[yooper420]

If it catches fish who cares what it looks like.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

He picks on me cause he Loves Me LOL

 

[WeedHopper]

Im a fishermen. I could give two ***** what it looks like as long as i catch fish.

 

[pute]

Morning ...Gone fishen.....instead if just a wishen

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Im a fishermen. I could give two ***** what it looks like as long as i catch fish.

Thats what she said