The Original Old Farts Club

[yarddog]

I hacked five-six inches off my beard today. Nobody noticed until a minute ago when my daughter mentioned it

Ya know it's long when you can lose that much and it goes unnoticed. I feel naked.

I never get past the three or fourth week. It gets itchy, it get cut off.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Us tattered old wolves are sloppy eaters, so I have to keep my face easy to clean.

Far be it that Grayfox would try to influence my shaving, but regularly notes how much older a beard makes me look when I'm wearing a full one, followed by regularly noting how much younger I look once I shave it off.

Past the age of trying to look more mature, and easily bored, I do hate to repeatedly shave and fortunately at my age my face is tough enough to shave everything but my chin with just a wet razor after showering, with no cream or soap required.

My chinny chin chin is however tender, as well as being seriously scared even after cosmetic surgery, so I trim my chin whiskers into a goatee just long enough to hide the scars and short enough to keep clean.

 

[Hippie420]

So you look Like Santa?

Only to people that see me, especially kids.

Us tattered old wolves are sloppy eaters, so I have to keep my face easy to clean.

Far be it that Grayfox would try to influence my shaving, but regularly notes how much older a beard makes me look when I'm wearing a full one, followed by regularly noting how much younger I look once I shave it off.

Past the age of trying to look more mature, and easily bored, I do hate to repeatedly shave and fortunately at my age my face is tough enough to shave everything but my chin with just a wet razor after showering, with no cream or soap required.

My chinny chin chin is however tender, as well as being seriously scared even after cosmetic surgery, so I trim my chin whiskers into a goatee just long enough to hide the scars and short enough to keep clean.

I shave every other day, and I do it dry. If I didn't shave my cheeks, it would grow clean up to my eyeballs.

 

[MariJan]

Only to people that see me, especially kids.

I shave every other day, and I do it dry. If I didn't shave my cheeks, it would grow clean up to my eyeballs.

I should have said ZZ Top. Sorry

 

[Hippie420]

I've heard that one, too. I'm just lazy. When I was young, I kept it short. Seemed like every time I walked past a mirror I'd see a hair or two that needed trimming. Got lazy and usually trim it once a month. I put two hand on it like you would a baseball bat handle and everything that hung below the second hand got cut. This last time, I could get four hands on it. Instead of cutting it off below the third hand, I went for the second. Feel pretty naked right now, but it'll be back to three hands in a month or two.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Good morning uld poots!

 

[MariJan]

Good morning

 

[WeedHopper]

Shhhhhh

 

[Hippie420]

Wake up Hopper! The mall called.

 

[RosterMan]

Wake up Hopper! The mall called.

Roof collapse paging mr Hopper.......................................

 

[Hippie420]

I think I've got the Old Hen suckered into buying me one of these for my 70th birthday. Wish I was a little younger. Might could get one for free for doing a little merc work. I hear they can use the help.

https://carwinexport.com/newcars/lada/4x4_3d/

 

[WeedHopper]

Like the new Avatar Roster.

 

[Hippie420]

Good morning Old Farts. Build this yesterday. Followed the recipe except for the chilli flakes 'cause I didn't have any. Turned out really well. Gonna make some for breakfast this morning.

 

[RosterMan]

Good morning Old Farts. Build this yesterday. Followed the recipe except for the chilli flakes 'cause I didn't have any. Turned out really well. Gonna make some for breakfast this morning.

I want some please

 

[Hippie420]

I really liked 'em. My taste testers did too. Nice and crunchy with a good flavor. A little dollop of sour cream on 'em just for good measure.

 

[RosterMan]

I really liked 'em. My taste testers did too. Nice and crunchy with a good flavor. A little dollop of sour cream on 'em just for good measure.

Next time use zucchini

 

[Hippie420]

Feeling any better today, Bogus Monkey? Gonna take a while for sure.

 

[Hippie420]

Good morning, Old Farts. 33 degrees here (heat wave!) with rain and snow.

Happy Birthday to my Pullet, Angelique. My wife gave me the most beautiful present I've ever had on this day, 34 years ago. It's a brain dead birthday that even I couldn't forget. 1-2-3, and the last number of the year's date is always her age. 2024 = 34 years old. Funny how fate takes care of old stoners!

 

[RosterMan]

Another Big Job complete

 

[RosterMan]

Lets see if this passes snuff