The Original Old Farts Club

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I remember the time I was in high school, and apparently my mother had tried to wake me up for school. I was zoned, like kids do. Next thing I know, the Old Man was cutting the blood outta my bare back and actually got in three hard swings before I woke up.

Fast forward 20 years and I hear the Old Hen fussing about how she couldn't get the kid awake for school. I told her I'd handle it. I went in and got a clean wash rag, ran warm water over it, and baby talked to her while I was washing her sweet little face. She woke up with a smile. End of the cycle of abuse, and it didn't take a lot of brain power to figure how to do it.

That reminds me of an evening at a bar in Paris, where an American tourist had passed out at the bar and they were having trouble rousing him. I asked for a cold wet towel, which I placed on the back of his neck and he shortly came too.

The funny part was that there was an ugly rode hard and put away wet hooker at the bar and when he came around, she kindly offered to help him make it to his room. One look at her and he couldn't get away fast enough.

 

[RosterMan]

 

[user 60606]

 

[user 60606]

some mornings when stepping out on the porch it feels like this



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[Hippie420]

Put that one in the *** around and find out section.

 

[dogster]

I root for the critter most times anymore.
Bet that left a welt.

 

[joeb631a]

I root for the critter most times anymore.
Bet that left a welt.

me too!

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Put that one in the *** around and find out section.

And a Darwin award candidate..............

 

[RosterMan]

Should have snipped off the Package

 

[RosterMan]

Put that one in the *** around and find out section.

Was his name ****

 

[NewbOldster]

LOL Serves him right!

 

[WeedHopper]

Morning Boo.

 

[MariJan]

Good morning

 

[RosterMan]

Morning Boo.

Where is Boo
Hi Boo

 

[WeedHopper]

He was here in conversation but left I guess.

 

[RosterMan]

A man walks into a bar with his dog.

“This is a talking dog. If this dog can answer my questions, who will buy me a drink?” he asks.

“You can have one on the house,” the bartender says.

The man turns to his dog. “What goes on the top of a house?”

Dog: Roof.

Man: “What does tree bark feel like?”

Dog: Rough.

Man: “Who is the greatest baseball player ever?”

Dog: Ruth.

The bartender is clearly annoyed and snaps at the man. “That’s enough. You and your dog, get out.”

After the man and the dog are thrown out, the dog looks sadly at his owner. “Should I have said DiMaggio?”

 

[user 60606]

 

[user 60606]

 

[MariJan]

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Thats for sure. I remember being the young girl. Now I am the old one. Seems like yesterday.

 

[user 60606]

Today Sue and I have been married 46 years ..

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