The Original Old Farts Club

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Meh. I'm so handsome, during sex I cry out my own name! 😇 🥇
Walt has been whacken off again.....

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Don't shoot the messenger.....I just work here. Word around campfire is you were a real hit in the guards lounge......just sayen.....

Don't get mad Walt we are just poken fun at ya...

Been running out of bar soap over the last few days... today we finished our last one.
Honestly I'm not that disappointed, stuff tasted like schit.

Hoo boy! Big's finest at its finest.🌴

Knew a guy in prison had "Little" tattooed on his johnson. When he was aroused you could read it better:

"Little League World's Champion Discus Thrower"

Did I mention that before crowbars were invented, crows usually just drank at home...

Just wait'll youse guys are lucky enough to pass 80 without getting $200. I am stiff in every joint but one.

And the only parts that don't hurt... don't work.
 
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