The Original Old Farts Club

[WeedHopper]

You should see your Dr about Parkins disease soon

I have none of the symptoms of Parkinson's.
I fight in my sleep because I'm pissed and dreaming. I don't have tremors or problems with my muscles. Just a bad temper.

 

[dogster]

It that ketchup on that bacon? Honey brother, honey.

Bubba

Hell no aint nothing on that cept delicious.

 

[RosterMan]

So yesterday this happened. A stranger knocked on my door. I hate it when that happens. The kicker is he asked to buy some of my bangin’ weed. Me”Do I look like a F’in dispensary? Get the hell off my property before I call the cops! “ The nerve of some people! ***
My daughter thinks it was a cop. I have been growin since it was legal in June 2021.
I do give some to family but never to strangers. I definitely don't sell it.
Great more crap for me yo worry about.
Everything I grow is out of site and hidden from neighbors too. We have a 6 ft fence all the way around the entire property. A tarp like thing on the fence along the neighbors property. Mostly because we both have dogs and they hate each other. I guess I better start locking the gates again to keep idiots out.

JAN Be very careful with this
Do you have any plants left to harvest?
Could be a ripper scoping you out, any smells coming from your yard? Now if Johnny Law was doing audit that means you are a reg/grower is that the case?
Or now even worse, he is scoping who lives in your house to see if you are an easy target to rob. Do you have a gun?

 

[RosterMan]

I have none of the symptoms of Parkinson's.
I fight in my sleep because I'm pissed and dreaming. I don't have tremors or problems with my muscles. Just a bad temper.

I FIGHT MOSTERS IN MY SLEEP IT SUCKS

 

[Hippie420]

I sleep in my sleep.

 

[MariJan]

Call the cops and file a report if you're legal.

Hell no aint nothing on that cept delicious.

 

[Bubba]

JAN Be very careful with this
Do you have any plants left to harvest?
Could be a ripper scoping you out, any smells coming from your yard? Now if Johnny Law was doing audit that means you are a reg/grower is that the case?
Or now even worse, he is scoping who lives in your house to see if you are an easy target to rob. Do you have a gun?

I pity the fool that tries to rob me...if I am at home it will not go well. Bubba don't need no police. Will make my arrest and incarcerate them in basement. Firing squad at dawn. Hole pre dug.

Bubba

 

[Bubba]

I sleep in my sleep.

Me too. It sucks! Wait a minute....no it doesn't! Now then.

Bubba

 

[pute]

So yesterday this happened. A stranger knocked on my door. I hate it when that happens. The kicker is he asked to buy some of my bangin’ weed. Me”Do I look like a F’in dispensary? Get the hell off my property before I call the cops! “ The nerve of some people! ***
My daughter thinks it was a cop. I have been growin since it was legal in June 2021.
I do give some to family but never to strangers. I definitely don't sell it.
Great more crap for me yo worry about.
Everything I grow is out of site and hidden from neighbors too. We have a 6 ft fence all the way around the entire property. A tarp like thing on the fence along the neighbors property. Mostly because we both have dogs and they hate each other. I guess I better start locking the gates again to keep idiots out.

I don't like that one bit. Somebody out of the blue asking to by your pot? Roster is correct....keep your eyes and ears open.

 

[pute]

I pity the fool that tries to rob me...if I am at home it will not go well. Bubba don't need no police. Will make my arrest and incarcerate them in basement. Firing squad at dawn. Hole pre dug.

Bubba

I have security cameras covering the entire perimeter of my house. I amd So HIGH I can see you coming. I don't own a guy but Mrs Pute does.

Me too. It sucks! Wait a minute....no it doesn't! Now then.

Bubba

I sleep with one eye open. My military days taught me how to do that.

 

[MariJan]

I pity the fool that tries to rob me...if I am at home it will not go well. Bubba don't need no police. Will make my arrest and incarcerate them in basement. Firing squad at dawn. Hole pre dug.

Bubba

No gun but plenty of pit bulls. I harvested everything got a few babies 2 plus weeks old. Side yard has gate I dan lock. Will start locking it. Got security cameras and motion sensor solar lights. The garden side of the property lights up bright as soon ad someone triggers the lights. Could have been anyone. I grow for myself and a few family members with health issues. There are like 5 dispensaries withing a 2 mile radius.

 

[user 60606]

I don't own a guy but Mrs Pute does.

 

[MariJan]

No gun but plenty of pit bulls. I harvested everything got a few babies 2 plus weeks old. Side yard has gate I dan lock. Will start locking it. Got security cameras and motion sensor solar lights. The garden side of the property lights up bright as soon ad someone triggers the lights. Could have been anyone. I grow for myself and a few family members with health issues. There are like 5 dispensaries withing a 2 mile radius.

Not a licensed grower. I just grow my own stash.

 

[dogster]

View attachment 343497

My other favorite show as a kid.

 

[MariJan]

My other favorite show as a kid.

Rin tin tin?

 

[user 60606]

here ya go .. real nice

 

[RosterMan]

I pity the fool that tries to rob me...if I am at home it will not go well. Bubba don't need no police. Will make my arrest and incarcerate them in basement. Firing squad at dawn. Hole pre dug.

Bubba

Unca Bubba
Why do you keep an open pit in the basement floor
And so many bags of lime and quick dry concrete ?
You never finish installing the floor safe yet?

 

[RosterMan]

Not a licensed grower. I just grow my own stash.

TRUST NO ONE

 

[MariJan]

TRUST NO ONE

 

[user 60570]

My other favorite show as a kid.

F-Troop?