The Original Old Farts Club

[joeb631a]

Words of Wisdom

 

[joeb631a]

Finally found out what cutlets were made of.

 

[Hippie420]

Oh yeah? When I wuz in 7th grade, I was a card-carrying member of The Man From U.N.C.L.E. <-- My card said I was in the Camoflage and Deception Unit. TINS

I had the badge and two radios. The smaller one turned into an automatic handgun, and the larger one turned into a rifle. Great fun as a kid.

Braver than I...

Bubba

There's a big difference between braver and dumber. I'd say those folks were the latter.

Good morning rasty old farts and kindly fartesses!

We were highly advanced in the small town where I grew up in Oklahoma and I was actually a badge carrying member of the crossing guard in the 5th grade. We had to be stronger at a younger age in those days!

Good thing you didn't have Subbie in your class! They didn't issue mace or stun guns if I remember correctly.

Hops if anyone saw you dressed wearing a badge
They would direct you to the Village Peoples Bar on the other side of town.

What happens in Ocrahoma stays in Ocrahoma.

 

[Hippie420]

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Finally found out what cutlets were made of.

Same look I get from Tiki. That's the look of bird love.

 

[joeb631a]

 

[joeb631a]

Same look I get from Tiki. That's the look of bird love.

My Mia the same !
She picks sleepies out of the corner of my eyes like it popcorn!

 

[Unca Walt]

The resin from cannabis that has been smoked is insalubrious, as it contains the biproducts of pyrolysis, some of which are carcinogenic.

I love it when you talk dirty.

 

[partyboobs]

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Who can afford a garage in this economy

 

[Unca Walt]

He would never send the bling to buy a Cyclonic separator anyway, so why does he ask .

Aha!! You DO have a cyclonic separator! That, coupled with my patented Baby Mop

and my anti-theft sandwich lunch bags:

Makes a trio of wonderful inventions.

 

[Unca Walt]

Im learning more here than in the third grade ( and that took 2 years)

Ah. Third grade. My home for six years. I remember my Daddy telling me:

"Walt, run on down to the barber shop and get a shave -- you are starting fourth grade today."

 

[MariJan]

I am peppered out

We make salsa and Chile all the time. Even chile verde so I grow a variety of peppers ranging from sweet to volcanic even grew cilantro.

 

[Bubba]

Who can afford a garage in this economy

I got a double car one, some have 3 or 4 in these parts.

Bubba

 

[partyboobs]

I got a double car one, some have 3 or 4 in these parts.

Bubba

I was mostly joking haha altough I do not have that many garages haha

 

[user 60606]

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I sure do miss hearing a bell ring when I would drive into a service station .. ding ding



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[RosterMan]

I sure do miss hearing a bell ring when I would drive into a service station .. ding ding



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I miss the sexy Gals who wiped the windows

 

[joeb631a]

I love it when you talk dirty.

me2

 

[user 60606]

I miss the sexy Gals who wiped the windows

never seen a sexy gal wiping windows except at home

 

[joeb631a]

Ah. Third grade. My home for six years. I remember my Daddy telling me:

"Walt, run on down to the barber shop and get a shave -- you are starting fourth grade today."

a coupla years after "Walt run down to the barber and get a shave ,take the truck!"

 

[joeb631a]

never seen a sexy gal wiping windows except at home

Me too ! why my laptop screen is always pristine.

 

[partyboobs]

I miss the sexy Gals who wiped the windows

Was that actually a thing?