The Original Old Farts Club

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I knew a guy who when he was young and stupid was mailbox hunting and hit such a box at high speed with a BB Bat . Bat splintered broke his arm in 4 places, and an 10 inch splinter went into his neck and almost died.
He sued the home owner for modifying the Box.
Courts ruled in his favor and he won on the basis of the owner had made a Man trap , The owner was also arrested and charged for doing so.
$500.000 later and the guy is still an azz.
See, that's what happens when you have witnesses.

Bubba
 
Decided I needed some new sprouts, went to dig out some Azad and found a couple fem girl scout cookies. Thought I had given all of them away. So they went into a wet paper towel.
giggy -- Bear with me, please... HOW can you tell a fem seed? Wait... If it came off a female plant, will it always be a female seed?

I know noth-ing. [/Sgt. Schultz]
 
After the game I went out to the garden and Mrs Pute was busy pulling beets, carrots, beans, radishes, cukes and squash.
Plus I have about a dozen of these ready to pullView attachment 339554View attachment 339555
I mix some Dill Weed in with my Lemon Pepper. Fact is, I'm grilling some bacon-wrapped asparagus today. Lubed with a little Avocado Oil and seasoned with lemon-pepper-dill, they taste GREAT!
It's good on seafood, too!
 

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