The Original Old Farts Club

[RosterMan]

aww Ya didnt have to go that far.......

 

[Hippie420]

Hippie -- If you ever are going in for surgery and they stick the hose into your arm, do this fun experiment:

Steadily watch the second hand on the clock on the wall. If you get lucky, you can see the clock melt... and a split-second instant later, you are awake and groggy, the operation is over, but you can still remember the clock melting. EVER kewl sight.

This is something @boo has missed out on. I never thought to tell him. He's had as many major surgeries as I have, and I was lucky enough twice to catch the "melt". Out of a dozen tries.

Alla youse guys are generally physical messes one way or another. So remember the clock thing next time you go under.

The two times were different with the same anesthesiologist. The first one, I saw him put a syringe full of something in the IV. Five hours later, I'm awake. The second one he did the same. I went out, then felt a stinging sensation on my left arm. Looked over and saw blood all over hell's creation. They'd slaughtered an arterial line while I was still in pre-op. Stayed awake all the way to the operating room, told them I'd save their backs and climbed onto the table, and said let's get this party started. The dude, with a heavy Austrian accent, said, "Good night" and punched in another syringe into my IV. Last thing I remember until I woke up in a ward room.

"Of course silly, I'm a hit man" would have been a good response also.

......a hitman that specializes in medical malpractice cases.

 

[joeb631a]

That is what I was afraid of. There was that one time at Band Camp when we all did silly things

I would save that for a private thread ......

 

[giggy]

What up you bunch of trouble makers? Things are still a little haywire around here but starting to settle. Mother inlaw is doing pretty well, and staying busy for the most part. Just thought I would drop in and say hello, made some changes in my grow and so far so good but we will see. Yall take care.

 

[Hippie420]

Good to see ya, Giggy. Hope things take an upward turn for ya.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

What up you bunch of trouble makers? Things are still a little haywire around here but starting to settle. Mother inlaw is doing pretty well, and staying busy for the most part. Just thought I would drop in and say hello, made some changes in my grow and so far so good but we will see. Yall take care.

Good to see you Giggy.

 

[RosterMan]

What up you bunch of trouble makers? Things are still a little haywire around here but starting to settle. Mother inlaw is doing pretty well, and staying busy for the most part. Just thought I would drop in and say hello, made some changes in my grow and so far so good but we will see. Yall take care.

The Giggster ................................We miss you Brother

 

[WeedHopper]

Ya mean old clown. Ya need to drop by more.

 

[Unca Walt]

We want Giggy.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Rah, rah, Giggy!!

 

[Hippie420]

Damn internet went down again. Anybody know where Comcast's main HQ is and the closest Ryder truck rental? A Farm & Fleet with a sale on Ammonium Nitrate fertilizer would help, too.

 

[user 60606]

I've heard about that cartel named Comcast . .. Thugs

 

[boo]

Comcast sucks and they know it. Threaten them to come take out their equipment and they will happily oblige.

 

[Hippie420]

Yep. In my hood, they're the only game in town and they know it. Bastards.

 

[Bubba]

I had them in the early days. I remember constantly having to exchange boxes and get new ones.

 

[user 60606]

we pull satellite services, Hughes Internet, ... used to be very good even with live sports and then Direct TV bought 'em

 

[pute]

Good night

 

[user 60570]

Good night?

bunch of party poo-pers


~ busses tables , wipes down counter , puts on fresh pot of coffee and wakes up Irene ~

 

[dogster]

Shiny!

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Good night?

bunch of party poo-pers


~ busses tables , wipes down counter , puts on fresh pot of coffee and wakes up Irene ~


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Hee, hee, hee, note the fine fur, suggesting high testosterone and high sex drive............................