The Original Old Farts Club

[boo]

I’ve found that a riding crop that is used for a horse works very well with adjusting the attitude of an arrogant rooster.

 

[dogster]

@Patwi that would be one of adolphs.

 

[user 60606]

yep ... 1913

 

[user 60606]

New addition to all lives matter safety


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[user 60570]

I tried to learn to be one with the chickens , I fed and cared for them , they gave back eggs and fertilizer and protected my garden from predatory bugs

i learned to live in Their neighborhood , I feel ok about it all

but Yeah , I understand that everyone is different

 

[Hippie420]

Got the acre the house sits on mowed, aired up the driver's side front tire on the little red Jeep, and got in 15 seconds of cardio after I walked into a spider's web. I do believe I'm done for the day.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Got the acre the house sits on mowed, aired up the driver's side front tire on the little red Jeep, and got in 15 seconds of cardio after I walked into a spider's web. I do believe I'm done for the day.

There is a spider that builds a web over night every night right in front of my patio door so it hits you right in the face when you walk out. I don’t know how she does that much work every night. It is 5 ft in dia

 

[user 60606]

never met a good spider

 

[user 60606]

I’ve found that a riding crop that is used for a horse works very well with adjusting the attitude of an arrogant rooster.

I still have my FFA alley whip and actually used it a few years ago on hard headed hens.

 

[boo]

I still have my FFA alley whip and actually used it a few years ago on hard headed hens.
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I would fear the loss of flesh if I used that whip on one of the birds...gotta feed the hog before dinner, she gets pineapple and bread today...

 

[user 60606]

never hit 'em .. just pop it the first time they see it ..and they never forget


special pigs get special gigs .. hope she's happy


I'll have to get a pic of my neighbor's new paint .. sweet

 

[Hippie420]

There is a spider that builds a web over night every night right in front of my patio door so it hits you right in the face when you walk out. I don’t know how she does that much work every night. It is 5 ft in dia

Five feet? Yikes! I'd drop back ten miles and call in for a small tactical nuke strike.

 

[boo]

never hit 'em .. just pop it the first time they see it ..and they never forget


special pigs get special gigs .. hope she's happy


I'll have to get a pic of my neighbor's new paint .. sweet

Earlene is a very happy girl…she lays with Ivan and grunts with contentment when they’re together… I need to go out now and feed her before I get started on my own dinner. I grow pineapples over here and every time I clean one up she feasts… I am not sure if it’s the hot weather or watt, but the chickens are not putting out the amount of eggs that I expect from them. I even leave a light on overnight to inspire them to lay more eggs, but I still don’t get many…I’m enjoying the hella jelly a bit too much as of late…

 

[Hippie420]

When I had a flock, they'd slow down to almost nothing during the winter, but the hot summers didn't seem to bother them. I always had crushed oyster shells to feed 'em, but I found out they really loved it when I'd take the egg shells I had left over from cooking/eating, nuke 'em for a few minutes, and toss 'em to the hens when they'd cooled. Gobbled 'em up with glee.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

When I had a flock, they'd slow down to almost nothing during the winter, but the hot summers didn't seem to bother them. I always had crushed oyster shells to feed 'em, but I found out they really loved it when I'd take the egg shells I had left over from cooking/eating, nuke 'em for a few minutes, and toss 'em to the hens when they'd cooled. Gobbled 'em up with glee.

We fed oyster shells as well. Without them the chickens would lay leathery eggs.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Earlene is a very happy girl…she lays with Ivan and grunts with contentment when they’re together… I need to go out now and feed her before I get started on my own dinner. I grow pineapples over here and every time I clean one up she feasts… I am not sure if it’s the hot weather or watt, but the chickens are not putting out the amount of eggs that I expect from them. I even leave a light on overnight to inspire them to lay more eggs, but I still don’t get many…I’m enjoying the hella jelly a bit too much as of late…

Them chickens need ukulele music Earkene will like it too

 

[Hippie420]

Earlene will eat your Uke.

 

[Unca Walt]

Got the acre the house sits on mowed, aired up the driver's side front tire on the little red Jeep, and got in 15 seconds of cardio after I walked into a spider's web. I do believe I'm done for the day.

Oh lordy! How fun such a surprise experience can be! These little armor-plated bastages will spin webs 30 feet across my fargin driveway -- from the gigantic camoflaging rubber tree to the acai bushes. Guaranteed in deep shade so's you have no suspicion.

Note he is levitating.

Unca's Useless But Non-Forgettable Trivia Chunk #344 :

Spider web silk is the toughest material made by life. It is TEN TIMES stronger than Kevlar. And it is sticky. <-- TINS
https://www.livescience.com/8686-itsy-bitsy-spider-web-10-times-stronger-kevlar.html

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Merry Thorsday olden farts and fartesses!

 

[jceezy]

I thought some old fart would know if I can boost my lemon tree with any of my nutrients????