The Original Old Farts Club

[user 60570]

two tokes it is!

or three or four

plumber walked off the job yesterday , he left his bucket so I guess he will be back today

he said something about going to the bank and buying some Bitcoin

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Me thinks I will invest my heating oil savings into a nice bag of herb Herb YEEEEEHAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A wise choice.

Graywolf - I admire crows & ravens. I consider them as chess players who beat me 99.9% of the time.
I hunt crows (in Pa - Fri,Sat,& Sun are legal hunting days). I hunt the forests- not farmers fields where huge murders of crows gather.

I have to look into the book you are reading... I think I will enjoy it greatly. p.s.a lesson on water displacement:

Growing up on a farm, we considered crows vermin and shot them at every opportunity. My favorite was my 22-250 at about 200 yards from the "crow tree" where they regularly congregated.

As a city slicker I've grown to enjoy interacting with them and the scrub jays here by feeding them peanuts, in addition to having learned more about the Corvids and being suitably impressed.

I think you will like the book and was going to order his "Ravens in Winter", but found it on Kindle at the local library, where I have it on hold with me next in line. If you have Kindle you might check your local library.

Had a pet raven very smart bird He was a thief LOL

What fun! Grandma's crows were smart and thieves too, though I understand Ravens are more so. How did you get yours's how long did he stick around?

 

[WeedHopper]

My Aunt had a few that she fed. They would land on her kitchen window seal whan i was a kid and she would feed them **** like liver and meat scraps.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

What fun! Grandma's crows were smart and thieves too, though I understand Ravens are more so. How did you get yours's how long did he stick around?

We caught it as a young bird that must have fallen out of nest and trained from there, The bird almost talked .
Had a pen for him, but after approx 2 yrs he flew the coop
Named Edgar

 

[Drifting13]

G'Morning, y'all! WE got our first Covid shot last night, thanks to a neighbor that's a Pharmacist. Sparky is here installing disconnect for split unit & Thursday split unit will be installed. Time for me to get busy...

 

[WeedHopper]

Let us know if you grow a third eye or something. Ill be watching

 

[Drifting13]

With luck it'll make my d**k 3 times longer...

 

[ROSTERMAN]

With luck it'll make my d**k 3 times longer...

Or wither away

 

[Hippie420]

Green, I used the sand method to rescue a sparrow that had fallen in a cement block knee wall. I was heading out to the pickle barrel to drain my bladder, and when I walked by the wall, I heard some really desperate chirps coming from inside the block cells. Took awhile, but I finally spotted the little bugger at the very bottom. No way I was ever going to snake my arm down to grab him, so I looked around to see if anyone was watching and was about to swat a hole in the block to save him. Probably would have gotten me fired if I was caught. I spotted some sand and came up with the displacement idea. I poured a little sand down the hole. Poor bird initially thought I was trying to kill him, but he stepped aside while I poured more in. I swear you could see the realization come over his little eyes when he figured out what I was doing. I kept pouring, and he kept stepping up. Got him to within the top two courses of block and reached in and grabbed him. He took off like a ***** ape when I tossed him skyward. I scored the day as a win.

 

[WeedHopper]

Big hearted old *******.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[pute]

Morning OFC. Good to see all your smiling faces(in my mind). Nice day coming here. If you can call a winter day nice.

Mrs Pute is getting a colonoscopy tomorrow so she has to pretty much fast all day and drink that **** tonight. This will be the last time if she has no issues. I have done it twice and won't do it again. Pain in the A S S!!!

Another harvest starting today...seems like all I do. I gotta slow down. Spring is around the corner and my attention will shift to outdoor activities. Another year of fun in the sun....if I can manage to stay above ground that long.
I have 5 pm's n my in box.,..back to work.

 

[WeedHopper]

Bro the last time i drank that **** i thought i was going to die. Im not kidding. It felt like i was having a heart attack,,which is very possibly because i had one after that.
But my Wife felt the same thing and has never had heart trouble. I hate that crap. My Wife said she would never drink it again.

 

[pute]

Last time for us...I hope.

 

[pute]

Almost to pretty to cut down. Strawberry OG. And NO Big it isn't photo opted....

 

[mean4green]

damm, that is some mystical herb Mr. Greenthumb

 

[pute]

My thumb isn't green.....but has resin all over it and I smell like pot.....

 

[WeedHopper]

Very nice Pute.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

PUTES

 

[Rudedude]

Have a great night OFC, I'm off to Two Toke my night away.