The Original Old Farts Club

[Unca Walt]

I will celebrate our 50th in 15 months. Hippie is right behind me.

Children, children... QUIET DOWN.

Having gotten married in 1959** (while y'all were still pooping yellow, or even just a horny gleam in your old man's eye) it is clear to me that probably not even one of you has yet discovered/learned the Secret Of Unendurable Pleasure Indefinitely Prolonged.

PEH. Half of you probably don't know which arm it's under.

**2023 - 1959 = More than Bud and Roster combined.

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Children, children... QUIET DOWN.

Having gotten married in 1959** (while y'all were still pooping yellow, or even just a horny gleam in your old man's eye) it is clear to me that probably not even one of you has yet discovered/learned the Secret Of Unendurable Pleasure Indefinitely Prolonged.

PEH. Half of you probably don't know which arm it's under.

**2023 - 1959 = More than Bud and Roster combined.

I actually figured out where everything was located and how to share it, before getting married, but congratulations on figuring it out and your 64 years of nuptial bliss brother.

 

[ness]

Good morning Graywolf, Walt and all.
Just celebrated my 38th anniversary Jan 1st.
Don't know where to start today. arrr more coffee is in order.
It's freezing here 33F.

 

[RosterMan]

I actually figured out where everything was located and how to share it, before getting married, but congratulations on figuring it out and your 64 years of nuptial bliss brother.

He never mentioned almost all those years he was not at home but off fighting wars to protect all of us.

 

[RosterMan]

And for That we say

 

[user 60570]

Good morning and congratulations to all of you who have managed a long term relationship

not me , this nomad gypsy cant sit still , i have had a long term relationship with moving and none of my partners could keep up with me

i stopped counting how many times i have moved in my life , i did a quick outline of my life , i wrote down as many addresses as i could recall

i stopped at 60

hahahahahhahahaa!

off to the dam salt mines!

 

[RosterMan]

Good morning and congratulations to all of you who have managed a long term relationship

not me , this nomad gypsy cant sit still , i have had a long term relationship with moving and none of my partners could keep up with me

i stopped counting how many times i have moved in my life , i did a quick outline of my life , i wrote down as many addresses as i could recall

i stopped at 60

hahahahahhahahaa!

off to the dam salt mines!

60 women
I got ya beat LOL

 

[pute]

Walt, you win the prize... At least here. If I live long enough I might make it that long. Then again Mrs Pute might kick me out any day now. You are da man.

 

[user 60570]

60 women
I got ya beat LOL

i did not say 60 wimmin‘ ya bonehead , i said 60 different addresses….i aint gonna reveal how many long term relationships that i have had with the female carbon units

all i know for sure is i love the one i am with now and have been with her for about 10 years now

 

[WeedHopper]

Walt I've just been married 38yrs. At my age I will never beat you that's for sure.

 

[WeedHopper]

Big I have no desire to beat you that's for damn sure. I hate moving.

 

[pute]

I have lived at the same address since Aug 22nd 1995. Lived within 5 minutes of here since 1982. Used to love it here. Now like most big cities it is turning into a shithole.

 

[user 60570]

Big I have no desire to beat you that's for damn sure. I hate moving.

no problems Amigo , this lifestyle aint for everyone!

we are off to the big city today to take care of some bidness , see all you Cool Cats this evening!….

 

[ness]

 

[WeedHopper]

That's cool Ness.

 

[ness]

Morning Hopper enjoying your day off?

I'm on vacation all the time.

 

[boo]

I've lived in 3 homes since 1976, built out in the sticks and the sticks are still here...a few new homes are built in the general vicinity but were still agricultural out here...dentist appointment today...I've got way too many good teeth to consider implants but it was tempting...enjoy the day folks...

 

[Hippie420]

Children, children... QUIET DOWN.

Having gotten married in 1959** (while y'all were still pooping yellow, or even just a horny gleam in your old man's eye) it is clear to me that probably not even one of you has yet discovered/learned the Secret Of Unendurable Pleasure Indefinitely Prolonged.

PEH. Half of you probably don't know which arm it's under.

**2023 - 1959 = More than Bud and Roster combined.

In my case, the left. Then again, she's left handed, so YMMV.

Good morning Graywolf, Walt and all.
Just celebrated my 38th anniversary Jan 1st.
Don't know where to start today. arrr more coffee is in order.
It's freezing here 33F.

Sun is shining here but only 31. Wanna trade?

 

[user 60570]

71 here today and possible snow tomorrow

 

[RosterMan]