The Original Old Farts Club

[WeedHopper]

Graywolf,,,i kept looking for Jesus and all i found was a guy picking tomatoes. I ended up training him to be a painter.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Graywolf,,,i kept looking for Jesus and all i found was a guy picking tomatoes. I ended up training him to be a painter.

He is watching you Hopper

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Im watching you freaking outlaws. Better be good or you will all get spankings. Hippie will be dealing them out. I would suggest you dont bend over and you best be keeping your eyes on him at all times.
If you look up the word Cornholeo his picture is right beside the word

Watch out
Hippie is extremely good at sneaking up behind you

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Graywolf,,,i kept looking for Jesus and all i found was a guy picking tomatoes. I ended up training him to be a painter.

I googled Jesus and I too found him, only he was picking Grapes

 

[Hippie420]

Cornhole? Now ya figured out what I'm gettin' ya for Christmas! Back that thang up, baby!

 

[Unca Walt]

If you hear "Jesus loves you." <-- That is nice... unless you are in a Mexican prison.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

If you hear "Jesus loves you." <-- That is nice... unless you are in a Mexican prison.

Walt you always kill it LOL

 

[pute]

Morning, wonderful day in the neighborhood.....won't you be my friend....

 

[Unca Walt]

Regarding getting busted up: I spent two consecutive Christmases in an electric wheelchair. My left leg had been found hiding behind my fargin neck.

Could not use crun-ches because my scapula and neck were busted. Wot a pain.

However, there is a genius sawbones out there that put me back together... well, sorta.

But it is funny, if you start adding it up:

Part of my hip is in my neck... (so now I can fart through my neck?)

My left femur had a hole drilled in it, and that 10-inch "strap" that connects the kneecap to the upper and lower part of the leg was partially removed and placed through that drilled hole and nailed on both ends to the femur and tibia. BIG fargin hoop nails.

Doc said he had been thinking of hooking a chain from my scrotum to the back of my knee to remind me to walk standing very straight...

Of course, my entire shoulder and upper arm are titanium-boned. TINS.

I have willed my body to Science, but the scientists are protesting the will.

 

[WeedHopper]

Well i got good news. I got a call from the ppl i use to do Government work for when i had my construction business. They offered me a pretty good salary with Benefits and Bonuses to be a Project Manager doing Government work again. Except this time i wont have to put my tools on. Already have my Badge,,so im good to go.
Im going to finish this job in Indiana and go home and start my new and better job. Plus i get to work with ppl i have known for over 25 yrs. Yehaaaaaaaaaa

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Well i got good news. I got a call from the ppl i use to do Government work for when i had my construction business. They offered me a pretty good salary with Benefits and Bonuses to be a Project Manager doing Government work again. Except this time i wont have to put my tools on. Already have my Badge,,so im good to go.
Im going to finish this job in Indiana and go home and start my new and better job. Plus i get to work Thats awesome news brother Awesome, Happy for you

That's awesome news brother Awesome, Happy for you ..........................

 

[ROSTERMAN]

They want a honest guy in charge again not a 600 hundred a hammer guy LOL

 

[WeedHopper]

Thanks for your support Bro.
And believe me i know about Government spending. Ive been doing government work for over 25yrs. If ppl knew how much their Government Representatives,,especially Judges,, spent on office furniture and a whole host of other ******** using their hard earned tax money they would freak the fk out.
Ive hung wall covering that was over a hundred dollars for one 4x9 piece and that comes in 30yd bolts. Ive hung thousands of yards of wall coverings.
I made 7000.00 in one day wiping lemon oil on expensive laminated oak walls in a courts library.

 

[pute]

Congrats Hopper. Happy for ya. Hopefully not as much if any travel involved. Good to be happy in your work.

 

[user 60570]

Hey Hopper , if you all will be pouring any concrete and need a good machine or mop man , I would be willing to entertain offers and come out of retirement to serve my country , if the price is right...we all will benefit from my knowledge and experience

this was a job I did recently

 

[pute]

@ Hopper, I would think long and hard before hiring Big. He is the guy who runs around with tinfoil on his head.....

 

[Rudedude]

Enjoy the night OFC, it's time to eat a cookie and smoke some pot.

 

[user 60570]

hey now , do t know the anti 5g head device u til you have tried one...

here is an old video , this is not my crew , but they are part of the family so easy on the criticism

 

[Unca Walt]

While we are on the subject, this guy seems

to have a bit of a deer problem:

 

[Hippie420]

Deep fried beer battered bacon for supper tonight. Anybody hungry?