The Original Old Farts Club

[joeb631a]

Like a hemorrhoid that itches.

use Preparation H I that the high intensity one ...

 

[pute]

Won't help.....like a rubber ball he comes bouncing back to us

 

[RosterMan]

That is the million dollar question...... What state is Rikers Island in.

Rikers is a Hellhole

 

[boo]

back in the day when I lived up there my friends older brother went there for an extended vacation...he wasn't a hard man when he went it but when he came out he was just scary...he enjoyed beating men with long neck bottles and heavy mugs...

 

[RosterMan]

use Preparation H I that the high intensity one ...

Toothpaste works really good too

 

[joeb631a]

Rikers is a Hellhole

I knew two rikers correction guards
they were tough

 

[RosterMan]

I knew two rikers correction guards
they were tough

Those women can be pretty firm when they chose to be

But Like I said not a hotel you want to stay in. If you go in as a two bit
you graduate a career

 

[joeb631a]

Toothpaste works really good too

Toothpaste works really good too

really?

 

[RosterMan]

really?

Either that or your roomy's finger dipped in mayonnaise

 

[joeb631a]

Either that or your roomy's finger dipped in mayonnaise

unsalted butter ! ( less of a pucker))

 

[RosterMan]

unsalted butter ! ( less of a pucker))

Depended on how he cleaned his finger

 

[RosterMan]

The Poor were taught to never waste food

 

[joeb631a]

I hear Cher is joining the Spice Girls.
They're going to call her "Old Spice" (sorry...)

 

[boo]

a lot of men have parked their "cars" in her garage...

 

[joeb631a]

a lot of men have parked their "cars" in her garage...

she had room...

 

[Ganjier]

Good morning

good morning.

 

[boo]

in both garages I assume...she's still hot for her age if that doesn't sound sexist...it's not meant to be...
heading out to check the girls, freaking cold in the grow...

 

[joeb631a]

in both garages I assume...she's still hot for her age if that doesn't sound sexist...it's not meant to be...
heading out to check the girls, freaking cold in the grow...

good luck

 

[WeedHopper]

Another ***** that said she was leaving our Country.

 

[joeb631a]

Another ***** that said she was leaving our Country.

this one tried but couldn't ...