joeb631a
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i never got one ....
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But you got an all expense paid trip to disney i bet
joeb631a
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still in the mail so im told....
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I got a phone
One ringy dingy
One for joe
joeb631a
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My Private Part
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr.Wallace, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, " I told you yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" "Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."
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That is EXACTLY like the one we had at the farm when I wuz a kid. We (kids) were forbidden to even touch it. Our number was three rings.
Point of Ancient Interest: We did NOT have electricity, but we DID have the telephone. The phone wires were for the phone only.
Can we say Party Line.
You would have to wait your turn because someone else in the neighborhood was using the line.
You would have to wait your turn because someone else in the neighborhood was using the line.
Im sure you were listening in LOLCan we say Party Line.
Could you imagine a party line todayt
Listen you long winded Kareen Get off the Fing Phone i need to call my boyfriend
Listen you long winded Kareen Get off the Fing Phone i need to call my boyfriend
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morning, and Merry Christmas eve. i did something i haven't done in a long time. i have been put back on a c-pap machine. well there is a waiting list to get my new machine. i have a old one from about 20 years ago and the humidifier doesn't work, so it got put away. well anyway after the sleep study i dug it out. i went to bed between 23:30 and midnight and slept till 07:30. i just don't do sleep like that.
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morning
my son really likes his new cpap , he said it is very small and he hhardly knows its there
let the chickens out yesterday afternoon for some exercise and sunshine…..they all ran over by the cedar fence where the sun was shinning and all huddled down and got some sun
today is supposed to be an even better day which will make the birds happy
my son really likes his new cpap , he said it is very small and he hhardly knows its there
let the chickens out yesterday afternoon for some exercise and sunshine…..they all ran over by the cedar fence where the sun was shinning and all huddled down and got some sun
today is supposed to be an even better day which will make the birds happy
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Morning OFC. Hope everyone has their Christmas shopping done. Thinking I have everything done. Daughter and SIL are coming over for dinner tonight. Mrs Pute and I will go to their house to open presents tomorrow.
Finally gonna warm up some today. Unlike Big I don't have chickens to let out but my dog will surely like the warm up.
Big, look into a pellet stove.....lot cleaner and less maintenance.
Finally gonna warm up some today. Unlike Big I don't have chickens to let out but my dog will surely like the warm up.
Big, look into a pellet stove.....lot cleaner and less maintenance.
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well then i would have to buy the pellets and that sort of defeats my purpose
last woodstove i had was made by a company in Utah , Fisher Stoves…i had the mama bear version , best wood stove i ever owned…5/16 boiler plate steel , fire brick lined , she was a good one
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My last two have been Lopi's. Would run you out of the house. But fire wood has gotten expensive and I am to old to cut and chop it myself now. This was at my cabin.....miss it.
I miss a wood stove too. My daddy kept our house in the high 90s sometimes in the winter. He was in the coal inspection business so coal was plentiful always.
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That made both the Beautiful Witch and Himself laugh. Becuz even as I type this, my peacocks are in the back corner of my yard where the sun shines brightest in the morning -- warming up.
LATE ADD: They sleep 'way up inna pine tree in my front yard. Cold last night.
LATE LATE ADD: It is so damn' cold, I bet even Bidum is keeping his hands to hisself.
