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I got a phone
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My Private Part​

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr.Wallace, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, " I told you yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" "Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."
 
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That is EXACTLY like the one we had at the farm when I wuz a kid. We (kids) were forbidden to even touch it. Our number was three rings.

Point of Ancient Interest: We did NOT have electricity, but we DID have the telephone. The phone wires were for the phone only.
 
morning, and Merry Christmas eve. i did something i haven't done in a long time. i have been put back on a c-pap machine. well there is a waiting list to get my new machine. i have a old one from about 20 years ago and the humidifier doesn't work, so it got put away. well anyway after the sleep study i dug it out. i went to bed between 23:30 and midnight and slept till 07:30. i just don't do sleep like that.
 
morning

my son really likes his new cpap , he said it is very small and he hhardly knows its there

let the chickens out yesterday afternoon for some exercise and sunshine…..they all ran over by the cedar fence where the sun was shinning and all huddled down and got some sun

today is supposed to be an even better day which will make the birds happy
 
Morning OFC. Hope everyone has their Christmas shopping done. Thinking I have everything done. Daughter and SIL are coming over for dinner tonight. Mrs Pute and I will go to their house to open presents tomorrow.

Finally gonna warm up some today. Unlike Big I don't have chickens to let out but my dog will surely like the warm up.

Big, look into a pellet stove.....lot cleaner and less maintenance.
 
Morning OFC. Hope everyone has their Christmas shopping done. Thinking I have everything done. Daughter and SIL are coming over for dinner tonight. Mrs Pute and I will go to their house to open presents tomorrow.

Finally gonna warm up some today. Unlike Big I don't have chickens to let out but my dog will surely like the warm up.

Big, look into a pellet stove.....lot cleaner and less maintenance.

well then i would have to buy the pellets and that sort of defeats my purpose

last woodstove i had was made by a company in Utah , Fisher Stoves…i had the mama bear version , best wood stove i ever owned…5/16 boiler plate steel , fire brick lined , she was a good one


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morning

my son really likes his new cpap , he said it is very small and he hhardly knows its there

let the chickens out yesterday afternoon for some exercise and sunshine…..they all ran over by the cedar fence where the sun was shinning and all huddled down and got some sun
That made both the Beautiful Witch and Himself laugh. Becuz even as I type this, my peacocks are in the back corner of my yard where the sun shines brightest in the morning -- warming up.

LATE ADD: They sleep 'way up inna pine tree in my front yard. Cold last night.

LATE LATE ADD: It is so damn' cold, I bet even Bidum is keeping his hands to hisself.
 

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