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The Original Old Farts Club
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Morning everybody, happy hump day. Slept like crap last night. Should make for a wonderful day. Yall have a great one.
Good morning all! Hugz, kisses, and tokes all around. Let's start this morning on an upbeat note by hugging and kissing the person or pup you wake up next to!
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So I got a new ink-jet printer. I went through all the setup procedures, and it stuck on a page requiring me to put in serial numbers and passwords. And it wouldn't accept anything.
Had to call our fave guy, Jorge. He was tired after a full day's work, but showed up at 7:30 PM (inna fargin dark!) at our front door anyway. I sat him down at my 'puter/printer hideyhole.
After ten minutes, he came out and said, "Everything is working fine."
Me: "Great! Lemme get my checkbook." (He charges $75 for a house call.)
Jorge: "Nah, I didn't do anything. You had it set up right. They just had a message on the screen that seemed like you were stuck... but you weren't."
He wouldn't take anything but a handshake.
Had to call our fave guy, Jorge. He was tired after a full day's work, but showed up at 7:30 PM (inna fargin dark!) at our front door anyway. I sat him down at my 'puter/printer hideyhole.
After ten minutes, he came out and said, "Everything is working fine."
Me: "Great! Lemme get my checkbook." (He charges $75 for a house call.)
Jorge: "Nah, I didn't do anything. You had it set up right. They just had a message on the screen that seemed like you were stuck... but you weren't."
He wouldn't take anything but a handshake.
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A perfect example of inter-species love.
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Good morning
preparing for Armageddon which will arrive this evening about 5-6pm
then 3 days and 3 nights in the belly of the frozen whale
ya all have heard about Jonah in the Bible?
old Jonah had a whale of a time
preparing for Armageddon which will arrive this evening about 5-6pm
then 3 days and 3 nights in the belly of the frozen whale
ya all have heard about Jonah in the Bible?
old Jonah had a whale of a time
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merry christmas, but don't touch me!
His kindness will pay off for him
joeb631a
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Beautiful Faces...
Joe does not have that much hair silly
joeb631a
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I do but not on my head...
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Ears?
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Glad to see you're back in the world of the living. Is Swede healing up too?
We're supposed to get our snow slapdown starting Thursday. Ain't the first time, and ain't gonna be the last.
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thanks for the Kind words
we are about 37.307% better than 2 days ago , lots of coughing right now trying to all the sticky phlegm and mucus out of our lungs and sinuses
ive coughed so much and so violently the last four days that my midsection feels like I just went 10 rounds with Joe Frazier
maybe we can thank Al Gore-the-hore for this global warming eh
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joeb631a
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vast ,deep and dark....Ears?
joeb631a
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could we use a bat?
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First time I got the Chinese curse, I coughed so much and so long that I thought my ribs had cracked. Sore as hell. Strictly non-productive. Ate a ton of cough drops that seemed to help. Even tucked 'em in the spot where the wisdom teeth used to be and slept with 'em in. I sleep on my side so I wasn't worried about aspirating one.
Hydrocodone will stop the cough. Codeine blocks the signal that makes you cough. I keep them around just for coughs. Dont like pain pills because they stop me up but the cough kicks my ass even more.
