Or just be born an Elephant
The Original Old Farts Club
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joeb631a
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I have the Italian curse...
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getting ready to head out back and do some repotting...just an FYI, Ivan's balls are now the size of quail eggs...I do a weekly checkup on the boys to be sure all is well...he's gonna be a scrapper and from the size of his leg bones and feet, easily 120 lbs...he's just way too much fun for one man to behold...
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Ivan doesn't have a provolone sammich for breakfast, lunch, and supper...
he currently eats way more than Dutch and would eat more if I fed it to hi...his faavorite part of the day is when I give him the OK to lick the dinner bowl when Dutch is done...he tastes raw beef, chicken, and eggs...I tell him when he's a big boy like Dutch he'll be fed like Dutch...he'll hit 100 lbs. within 6 months...
he currently eats way more than Dutch and would eat more if I fed it to hi...his faavorite part of the day is when I give him the OK to lick the dinner bowl when Dutch is done...he tastes raw beef, chicken, and eggs...I tell him when he's a big boy like Dutch he'll be fed like Dutch...he'll hit 100 lbs. within 6 months...
joeb631a
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noice and Ivan will be the same weight I was that age too..!Ivan doesn't have a provolone sammich for breakfast, lunch, and supper...
he currently eats way more than Dutch and would eat more if I fed it to hi...his faavorite part of the day is when I give him the OK to lick the dinner bowl when Dutch is done...he tastes raw beef, chicken, and eggs...I tell him when he's a big boy like Dutch he'll be fed like Dutch...he'll hit 100 lbs. within 6 months...
joeb631a
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Im partial to provolone good provolone just saying..!Ivan doesn't have a provolone sammich for breakfast, lunch, and supper...
he currently eats way more than Dutch and would eat more if I fed it to hi...his faavorite part of the day is when I give him the OK to lick the dinner bowl when Dutch is done...he tastes raw beef, chicken, and eggs...I tell him when he's a big boy like Dutch he'll be fed like Dutch...he'll hit 100 lbs. within 6 months...
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for shiit sake, I take Ivan out for another trot and I'm looking at his tail...the bandage just fell off, no teeth marks...heading across tow for another vet visit...not taking chances waiting until tuesday for his appointment...just caught a good buzz to boot...dammit
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Hoping for the best Boo.
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Can you show us a photo of his tail with the bandage off, or is it too early to have no bandage?Ivan doesn't have a provolone sammich for breakfast, lunch, and supper...
he currently eats way more than Dutch and would eat more if I fed it to hi...his faavorite part of the day is when I give him the OK to lick the dinner bowl when Dutch is done...he tastes raw beef, chicken, and eggs...I tell him when he's a big boy like Dutch he'll be fed like Dutch...he'll hit 100 lbs. within 6 months...
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HAH!! I posted the above before I read how his bandage fell off. Now we all wanna see...
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Morning everybody, another Monday slapping us in the face, yall have a good morning.
I work four 10 hour shifts. Tuesday through Friday. I am off today.
Of course, that just means I get to cut wood and whatever else I need to do around here.
Good morning giggy. Wow monday already?
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Remember that "Life Isn't Fair" pic with the giant muscle guy and the ancient little guy?
Photoshopped. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
But by how much?
Well, here's accidental proof of scale. Steroids most ricky-tick have their undeniable side effects, eh wot?
Photoshopped. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
But by how much?
Well, here's accidental proof of scale. Steroids most ricky-tick have their undeniable side effects, eh wot?
joeb631a
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looks like a well done dried bbq sparerib
Unca Walt
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VERY spare... and shrivel-dried. That boy doesn't even have a handful.
**IF** he was proportioned equally, he'd have the old GI definition of a "yard-long pecker and a washtub fulla balls".
