The Original Old Farts Club

[joeb631a]

Wow what type of Stay away orders does Florida have?
Never saw one where you had to stay a whole State away

Don't know but i have several orders of protection against me from all you can eat buffets...

 

[RosterMan]

Don't know but i have several orders of protection against me from all you can eat buffets...

You Monster

 

[WeedHopper]

Don't know but i have several orders of protection against me from all you can eat buffets...

It's not the food that's the problem. It's him spanking the Waitress.

 

[joeb631a]

It's not the food that's the problem. It's him spanking the Waitress.

they are so cute...

 

[joeb631a]

not doing this again

 

[joeb631a]

I thought I smoked good weed ....

 

[Hippie420]

You fellas go to Houston and ask for a elbow , you gonna get a quarter pound. Has been that way since to 80's I know. If I wanted a pound it was a brick. And a bale was 55 pounds.

forgot kilo which is 2.2 pounds, everywhere.

Other wise morning.

Up here in Yankeeland, and elbow was code for an LB or pound. Square groupers were bales that weighed 100 pounds, bricks were 2.2 pounds, and mini-bricks were a pound.

hell i'll just be glad when the fur grows back, it freaken iches.

Tell me about it. Shaved me from just below my beard to my winkie, front and back.

Woops

I think you meant wops.....

 

[giggy]

Hippie I mistyped bales were 50 lbs.

 

[boo]

yup, we got our share of them back in the early 70's...the salty ones got wet...

 

[ness]

I just delt with a lb small town.

 

[WeedHopper]

Must just be me. We just called them Kilos, Pounds, and Half pounds, and QPs. Guess we should have used Pig Latin.
By the way,, the police are trained in all the slang used for weed and other drugs.
I remember a guy telling me once on the phone,,, don't say ounce or QP.
I said,, let me get this straight. You think the police are listening to your phone conversations? Then why the **** did you call me?
And if the mother fuckers are listening to your phone conversations,, you are already fucked. Now,,i need a QP,,ill see you later.

 

[giggy]

Morning everybody, time to get the day started.

 

[user 60570]

Good morning

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Gooode morning masterful brothers and big-hearted sister women of pulchritude! Yet another double gorgeous cold cloudy day here in River City Paradise.

Let's start this morning on an upbeat note, by hugging the person or pup next to you! Steal one and if they respond in kind, give it back.

About a third way through an interesting book titled, The Rise and Reign of Mammals, and working on a Team Medusa update.
Passing left.

 

[ness]

Morning Old Farts It' also another Cloudy Day. Can't wait for a Sunny morning.

Going to be picking hearing aid today. Passsing

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Now you will be ble to hear all those sounds you’ve been missing

 

[ness]

Ya, I'm going to tune into California, Washington, Maine all over.

 

[user 60570]

it is a cold mother trucker here , add snow and 40-60 mph winds and boy howdy , all of a sudden it is an indoor day for the chickens and the humans

 

[ness]

Getting ready to for my appointment. You Kids have fun.

 

[pute]

it is a cold mother trucker here , add snow and 40-60 mph winds and boy howdy , all of a sudden it is an indoor day for the chickens and the humans

Morning, actually calm here.....roads closed in every direction out of town but you wouldn't know it.