The Original Old Farts Club

[Hippie420]

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Reminds me of an old joke;

There was a convent in Italy that was the home of many young women. One day, a local villager donated a bicycle to make life easier for the sisters in going to town for supplies.

After a few weeks, the Reverend Mother called the nuns in for a stern talk.
"There's been nothing but fighting over who gets to ride the bicycle, and it's time to stop. From now on, Sister Mary gets the bike on Mondays and Tuesdays. Sister Angela gets it on Wednesdays and Thursdays. Sister Margaret gets it on Fridays and Saturdays, and I get to ride it on Sundays. Any other arguments between you all, I'll put the seat back on it."

 

[RosterMan]

Reminds me of an old joke;

There was a convent in Italy that was the home of many young women. One day, a local villager donated a bicycle to make life easier for the sisters in going to town for supplies.

After a few weeks, the Reverend Mother called the nuns in for a stern talk.
"There's been nothing but fighting over who gets to ride the bicycle, and it's time to stop. From now on, Sister Mary gets the bike on Mondays and Tuesdays. Sister Angela gets it on Wednesdays and Thursdays. Sister Margaret gets it on Fridays and Saturdays, and I get to ride it on Sundays. Any other arguments between you all, I'll put the seat back on it."

They make apps for that

 

[joeb631a]

 

[joeb631a]

 

[user 60606]

Plant Sentience: A Controversial History

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Plant Sentience: A Controversial History

Thanks! Any idea where to buy a copy?

Check out the sounds of life!

https://press.princeton.edu/books/hardcover/9780691206288/the-sounds-of-life
Passing left.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Good morning GW and all you other old farts

double toking and passing back to GW

 

[RosterMan]

Bogart

 

[SubmarineGirl]

We knew y’all lightweights wouldn’t mind of we double toked…

 

[RosterMan]

We knew y’all lightweights wouldn’t mind of we double toked…

Sounds like a glove has been thrown.......................

 

[pute]

No argument here....I am a light weight.

Good morning.

 

[RosterMan]

No argument here....I am a light weight.

Good morning.

wish I was , I only smoke once Im in bed to sleep
But lately Im up every other hr lighting a new Joint

 

[RosterMan]

If I was a total stoner I;d be here hitting the pipe with subby at 6 am LOL

 

[RosterMan]

 

[pute]

People say I'm no good cuz I get stoned in the morning and drunk in the afternoon.

 

[RosterMan]

People say I'm no good cuz I get stoned in the morning and drunk in the afternoon.

I hear tell of being Crazy too

 

[joeb631a]

People say I'm no good cuz I get stoned in the morning and drunk in the afternoon.

What the fock do they know ....?

 

[RosterMan]

OK having a brain fart
I woke up in the middle of the night with a great idea of something to order off amazon
I woke my wife and told her remind the number 61 tomorrow so I could remember.
I don't
Any idea what 61 could have meant?

 

[pute]

I hear tell of being Crazy too

Crazy as a loon.

 

[joeb631a]

OK having a brain fart
I woke up in the middle of the night with a great idea of something to order off amazon
I woke my wife and told her remind the number 61 tomorrow so I could remember.
I don't
Any idea what 61 could have meant?

egg foo young combo platter ......