The Original Old Farts Club

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Now thats what I call breakfast.....

Or desert............

 

[Unca Walt]

Here's a happy ending story. Elephant actually nuzzled the machine.

 

[user 60570]

good one Unca

here is to a Groovy day

 

[ness]

Morning Old Farts. 72 Tem. and 92 Hum. Have a lot to do today.

 

[user 60570]

waiting for the sun to come around

Venus was real bright this morning in the eastern sky

 

[Unca Walt]

This one is for anyone who likes animobiles -- especially doggies:

 

[Unca Walt]

One more, 'cause I am high as an elephant's coochie:

 

[ness]

Good day

 

[RosterMan]

tweek

 

[pute]

Don't feel like it but gotta get my 10,000 steps in......time to walk. BB later.

 

[Hippie420]

Here's a happy ending story. Elephant actually nuzzled the machine.

Ya got me all teared up on that one, Walter. Amazing animals, and great people.

 

[Unca Walt]

When I leave the house by going through the garage, I am accosted by six to eight curlytail lizards. They are peculiar:

I cut a blueberry in half and hold the half out. The little bastages race to get the two halves. When a curlytail gets his half and isn't careful, another one will steal it outa his mouth.

So the weird and fun thing to watch is to see them run up to grab their blueberry piece, and run squiggle squiggle squiggle the heck outa Dodge.

They are back in about 30 seconds. I divvy up five blueberries at a time, so I know all the contestants got their nummies.

 

[Africanna]

She must have taken home economics in the 1950s
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Home economics - haven't heard that term in many moons. I know my wife had that as a subject at school

 

[Hippie420]

Home economics - haven't heard that term in many moons. I know my wife had that as a subject at school

I got stuck in that class (Home & Family Living) in the second half of my senior year. I had pulled extra class credits and was supposed to graduate half way through my senior year, but just as the day arrived, they reneged and said I had to graduate with the rest of the class. Now a days, I would have sued, but that didn't happen back then. I refused and wouldn't fill out my classes list, so they stuck me in the classes that no one else wanted.
I went, but I refused to participate.
I remember my last day; It was a first week test. Question #12 on the test was, "When taking a shower, do you
A) Step into the shower and lather up.
B) Step into the shower, step out, and lather up, or
C)Step into the shower, move away from the shower head, lather up, and rinse off under the shower head.

I broke out laughing, ripped the test papers in half, walked up to the teacher and chucked 'em on her desk and said, "I guess at 17 years old, I've figured out how to take a shower by now, and you folks have taught me all I need to know." Walked out and never looked back. TINS.

 

[Africanna]

Good morning to the flatuous old bunch. Have a good one whatever you may be doing

 

[user 60570]

Good morning Africana and all you lurkers

Africana , is that your backyard?

 

[WeedHopper]

No that's my backyard,,him and Hippie are trying to steal my toothbrush.

 

[Africanna]

Good morning Africana and all you lurkers

Africana , is that your backyard?

Unfortunately not. Still in Germany visiting our son and that is the English Garden in Munich near where he lives.
A great place to chill and enjoy after a micro

 

[user 60570]

well Folks , sun is up and the chores are waiting….

see ya all laterz

off to the Salt Mines!

 

[pute]

Morning....Lord let this day be good.....I need a day of peace.