The Original Old Farts Club

[pute]

Rain here. You should be getting close to the finish line on your room project boo. Should be nice. Out to dinner.

 

[boo]

pute, I got the big stuff done and the lights on but I have lots of small stuff and details I need to finish...painting will probably be the last thing I do...a must do is to get the pipe and wiring completed, I hate extention cords...

 

[giggy]

After I got home from the grind, I climbed on a lawn mower. I feel like it rode me. Good night

 

[pute]

Back from a lively night out for dinner. Sat in there for 3 hours. Gabby couple we went with. Good time though. Gonna sit down and watch some MMA.

 

[pute]

After I got home from the grind, I climbed on a lawn mower. I feel like it rode me. Good night

Since you have been rode hard Giggy....don't put yourself away wet......ha ha

 

[Unca Walt]

Well, I am truly in the puff-and-pass crowd now. My box of dirty-lookin' pre-rolled papers arrived (with a half-dozen glass insulator tips).

So I got out the Puffenpasser thingy, put 1/2" of Boo's Best in one of the conical pre-rolls (they have a sorta cardboard mouthpiece...) STOP. Here I am telling you guys about rolling papers GO. Cut off the end of the doobie and twisted it shut.

Lit it and stuck it in the holder so the burny was upside down... <-- I tell all this detail to point out I was following the destructions as best I knew how. Anyway, I screw the top on (not tight enough) and gave it a squeeze into the air.

YAY! Amazing! It was like a column for about five inches. So I got set and gave it a squeeze. Pretty kewl.

BOO! It would not supply a second hit. ?!!? I held it up and squeezed it... and a little smoke came out. Did that about three more times with diminishing returns.

Unscrewed the top... and the doobie was gone. It fell into the plastic bottle. Took me several minutes and the use of tweezers to get the thing outa the bottle.

That was LESSON ONE. The denouement (day-noom-wah) was LESSON TWO:

Several hours later, I decided to try again with some learned improvements: I would pack the paper much tighter (the coal had fallen out on the first try) and stick the cardboard end in much harder (the whole assembly had fallen... etc.).

Ohh-kay. Got everything lined up like a goddamned slot machine, lit it, and screwed the cap on tightly.

Squeezed the bottle, and a solid column of smoke came up as I accidentally lipped the tip (how unsanitary -- "don't lip it, rip it" yeah). Anyway, it was one blast of a hit.

Not wanting the doobie inside to be given a Bogart end, I hadda take another hit of the half-lima bean sized weed bit inside, or it would uselessly burn up. This time, it actually hurt my throat.

And at that instant, I realized this gadget was strictly a gemutlicheit instrument. To be used with others. One person cannot keep up with the "machine" -- it is truly a "Puff And Pass" invention.

Be great at parties; for one thing, the room will not get all smoke-filled even with everyone imbibing.

 

[ness]

 

[user 60570]

Sunday!
Sunday!
Sunday!

 

[ness]

Well, I am truly in the puff-and-pass crowd now. My box of dirty-lookin' pre-rolled papers arrived (with a half-dozen glass insulator tips).

So I got out the Puffenpasser thingy, put 1/2" of Boo's Best in one of the conical pre-rolls (they have a sorta cardboard mouthpiece...) STOP. Here I am telling you guys about rolling papers GO. Cut off the end of the doobie and twisted it shut.

Lit it and stuck it in the holder so the burny was upside down... <-- I tell all this detail to point out I was following the destructions as best I knew how. Anyway, I screw the top on (not tight enough) and gave it a squeeze into the air.

YAY! Amazing! It was like a column for about five inches. So I got set and gave it a squeeze. Pretty kewl.

BOO! It would not supply a second hit. ?!!? I held it up and squeezed it... and a little smoke came out. Did that about three more times with diminishing returns.

Unscrewed the top... and the doobie was gone. It fell into the plastic bottle. Took me several minutes and the use of tweezers to get the thing outa the bottle.

That was LESSON ONE. The denouement (day-noom-wah) was LESSON TWO:

Several hours later, I decided to try again with some learned improvements: I would pack the paper much tighter (the coal had fallen out on the first try) and stick the cardboard end in much harder (the whole assembly had fallen... etc.).

Ohh-kay. Got everything lined up like a goddamned slot machine, lit it, and screwed the cap on tightly.

Squeezed the bottle, and a solid column of smoke came up as I accidentally lipped the tip (how unsanitary -- "don't lip it, rip it" yeah). Anyway, it was one blast of a hit.

Not wanting the doobie inside to be given a Bogart end, I hadda take another hit of the half-lima bean sized weed bit inside, or it would uselessly burn up. This time, it actually hurt my throat.

And at that instant, I realized this gadget was strictly a gemutlicheit instrument. To be used with others. One person cannot keep up with the "machine" -- it is truly a "Puff And Pass" invention.

Be great at parties; for one thing, the room will not get all smoke-filled even with everyone imbibing.

How high did you get Unca Walt? I'm still chuckling. puff pass pass

 

[Unca Walt]

How high did you get Unca Walt? I'm still chuckling. puff pass pass


High as a giraffe's snatch. I do not remember what happened after that, but I did note the collar tag it came with was missing. I found it on a bench.

But even worse, there was smoke wasted. Even that mini-joint had mebbe four hits in it, and I only managed two before it just Bogarted.

 

[ness]

I haven't smoked a joint in 6 months.
Looking for my papers.

 

[WeedHopper]

Morning old Farts.

 

[giggy]

morning everybody, moving slow this morn.

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Well, I am truly in the puff-and-pass crowd now. My box of dirty-lookin' pre-rolled papers arrived (with a half-dozen glass insulator tips).

So I got out the Puffenpasser thingy, put 1/2" of Boo's Best in one of the conical pre-rolls (they have a sorta cardboard mouthpiece...) STOP. Here I am telling you guys about rolling papers GO. Cut off the end of the doobie and twisted it shut.

Lit it and stuck it in the holder so the burny was upside down... <-- I tell all this detail to point out I was following the destructions as best I knew how. Anyway, I screw the top on (not tight enough) and gave it a squeeze into the air.

YAY! Amazing! It was like a column for about five inches. So I got set and gave it a squeeze. Pretty kewl.

BOO! It would not supply a second hit. ?!!? I held it up and squeezed it... and a little smoke came out. Did that about three more times with diminishing returns.

Unscrewed the top... and the doobie was gone. It fell into the plastic bottle. Took me several minutes and the use of tweezers to get the thing outa the bottle.

That was LESSON ONE. The denouement (day-noom-wah) was LESSON TWO:

Several hours later, I decided to try again with some learned improvements: I would pack the paper much tighter (the coal had fallen out on the first try) and stick the cardboard end in much harder (the whole assembly had fallen... etc.).

Ohh-kay. Got everything lined up like a goddamned slot machine, lit it, and screwed the cap on tightly.

Squeezed the bottle, and a solid column of smoke came up as I accidentally lipped the tip (how unsanitary -- "don't lip it, rip it" yeah). Anyway, it was one blast of a hit.

Not wanting the doobie inside to be given a Bogart end, I hadda take another hit of the half-lima bean sized weed bit inside, or it would uselessly burn up. This time, it actually hurt my throat.

And at that instant, I realized this gadget was strictly a gemutlicheit instrument. To be used with others. One person cannot keep up with the "machine" -- it is truly a "Puff And Pass" invention.

Be great at parties; for one thing, the room will not get all smoke-filled even with everyone imbibing.

Glad to hear your report on the power hitter. I think a nicely packed joint will stay lit but not burning for even one person. You gotta make sure it’s stuck up tite in the little hole so it doesn’t drop out. I’ve never tried it with the cone papers but I do like how you can get the cone joints really tite with the little stick they give you (that takes practice too) but a tightly packed joint will work best and last for one person till you open it up and put it out. Even if you only roll a half joint, make sure it’s nice and tite before you put it in the power hitter. Just twist the end up to secure it.

 

[WeedHopper]

Coffee time.
Know that song Hammer Time,,,now I got that fker stuck in my head,,I'm just replacing the word Hammer with the word Coffee.

 

[giggy]

haven't had a cup of coffee in 2 1/2 years, but can't say the same for my dr pepper and sweet tea.

 

[pute]

^^^^on my 3rd cup. Haven't had a Dr Pepper in years....was my favorite though.

Walt, you will get the hang if it.... practice makes you stoned.....

Ness, like you I don't smoke joints any more. I used to take pride in rolling a perfect "J". Today, since I usually smoke by myself my one hitter works fine.

Warm up time.

 

[WeedHopper]

I don't drink sodas and I eat very little sugar.

 

[RosterMan]

I don't drink sodas and I eat very little sugar.

I think once anyone hits 50 yrs , Docs all tell us get off the Sugar it is poison...........
But we all knew that before .

 

[RosterMan]

I can only imagine as the food supply dwindles down and real food starts to become harder to mass produce what we will be seeing in future food stocks.
Hey models who starve themselves survive on toilet tissue (eat it)
I (S H I T ) U Not