The Original Old Farts Club

[Unca Walt]

Walt's innocence of bravery began early in life .. Audie Murphy style

That is so adordable. (*snif*)

 

[Unca Walt]

I suppose if you were smoking alone and only had a joint, you wouldn't waste so much just burning away into the air between hits.

I've got that one solved awreddy: What I will do is take a "normal" sized bit of weed that would work in one of those brass cover-top little jobbies (I got one) and stuff it in a paper (now on order through Amazon) and stick it in the blowie holder.

Light the sumbitch up, do the wooofie thing (that I have never done) and exhale every micro-particle back into my Volcano bag. No waste, no loss, and presto! Waltie has a home concert.

BTW: This here straight-arrow Boy Scout has gone to two "concerts" (everybody remained sitting) -- The Kingston Trio, and Johnny Cash.

Y'all are lookin' at one innocent dude, here...

 

[Unca Walt]

While we are on the subject of travel, my extensive travels have given me some funny local sayings...

In England, a guy said: "Be still, my pecker!" <-- Upon my guffaw, it was explained to me that in England, your "pecker" is your upper lip. IOW: Don't let them know you're afraid... or about to bust out laughing. Keep a straight face.

In France, a nice lady asked me for a rubber. Those are erasers over there.

 

[Unca Walt]

Thanks for the picture and story Walt. Sure proves one thing.....you are one crazy mofo.ha ha

Hey! Just a dang minnit!

I have a Certificate that says I'm sane!

 

[Unca Walt]

I got it with my award of The Purple Shaft with Barbed Wire Cluster medal.

 

[Unca Walt]

I just had an apostrophe!

What can be fargin DUMBER than a requirement to wear a mask in a Dentist's office???

 

[WeedHopper]

Crazy old fart,,go back to bed

 

[stain]

I just had an apostrophe!

What can be fargin DUMBER than a requirement to wear a mask in a Dentist's office???

Wearing one at the YMCA swimming pool or the beach or out in the national forest hiking ALONE...

Got things stacked up to fix today, Off we go.....

 

[pute]

Hello........ anybody there?

 

[SubmarineGirl]

Good morning Pute. Stopping in for a doobie break. I know it’s early for you so I’ll take your turn too. Puff puff pass

 

[Hippie420]

BTW: This here straight-arrow Boy Scout has gone to two "concerts" (everybody remained sitting) -- The Kingston Trio, and Johnny Cash.

Wow! You're a wild one, Walter!

 

[RosterMan]

I got Hoppers
Anyone know shelf life of Capt Jacks dead Bug with Spinosad

 

[RosterMan]

Im reading 3-5 yrs with proper store.
Maybe I should ask about my PH LOL

 

[RosterMan]

I got Hoppers
Anyone know shelf life of Capt Jacks dead Bug with Spinosad

Hey Hopper
Get the heck off my Plants or Im going to keel you

 

[RosterMan]

Wow! You're a wild one, Walter!

Yes Sir he has even run a wood lathe in bare assed mode

 

[WeedHopper]

I couldnt help it. Thats what i do.

 

[user 60570]

Hello........ anybody there?

no

 

[user 60606]

Dave ? .. Dave's not here man.

 

[user 60570]

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i say goodbye

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i say goodbye



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[stain]

Hello Hello Hello is there anybody in here...if you can hear me...is there anybody home???