Stopped by stoner Cops

[Dizoelio]

Had the strangest encounter with officers today. I was by the lake... writing, reading, hanging, enjoying the cool day. (FREEZING)

I like staring out at the waves and stuff when I get baked and like to write.

Maybe even beat box to myself.

Anyhow...

Bike cops ran up on me while I had headphones on and zoned off smoking a bowl... wasn't thinking and forgot to take off headphones.

Two -like straight out of a movie cops- just surround me. I look at them with the bowl still smoking in my hand.

I didn't have much on me, so I wasn't freaking out. Had a little under a gram at this point I bet.

Anyhow, they start talking to me. Asking me what I was writing about... then they asked if I was smoking some "Regular" or "Kill" I was like uhh... kill.

They drop bikes and sit next to me.

Next thing I know i'm just chilling there by the lake with two stoned out cops. These guys were half decent too. They just kept blabbing on about how only crappy places give them free food.

And how bad yuppies drive.

And how stupid rich people are.

And how it sucks when your dealer won't drop you nuggitz cuz stupid cops wanna harass.

I was laughing so hard the whole time. They were really cool. Even offered to toss me a few bucks for the smoke.

I was like naw man, you all own. Have a good weekend.

I just figured i'd share... not all cops are evil baby eaters... some are just people like us. I probably complained a lot in life about cops... but today showed me a diffrent side.

 

[Professor bongwater]

Now thats comedy!! That was not their first rodeo and it will not be their last. I suppose that they are people too, some of them just hide it better than others...

 

[Gavdalf]

Jeez you would only hear about somethin like that from a Cheech & Chong movie!

 

[MJ20]

^^hehe...you're very lucky Diz .lol

 

[DLtoker]

Wow... Now that doesn't happen every day!

 

[Dizoelio]

Hahaha, yea they were a bit Cheech and Chongy lol. But real nice dudes. They seemed to only be worried about real crimes. Even though they are just stupid bike cops they had character.

 

[Fretless]

Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!!!

 

[Jim Bourbon]

I grew up around cops and I have always said they get a bad rap just for wearing the uniform. Some of them really are the coolest and nicest people you'll ever meet. Then again some of them aren't. Just imaging having to put up with what they put up with all day, every day and tell me it wouldn't make the nicest person cranky.

And yeah, there are chicken**** cops and cops who know what is a true crime and what isn't. Smoking pot isn't a true crime.

 

[HydrO PasSiOn]

damn that is so cool man. cops do rule tho, all of them arent cocks with badges

 

[Professor bongwater]

I am originally from a smaller town in the Midwest. Were the police don't have much to do. So I have had some bad experiences with the police, such as harassment and searching. So I now live in California. Shortly after moving here I was gifted an eighth of some (super smelly) purple haze from a friend. On the drive home I was pulled over on the freeway by CHP for no seatbelt of all things. I was sure I was going to jail because #1 I did not have my MMJ permit yet and #2 it smelled stronger than a wet skunk so to speak. So the officer comes to my pass. window and asked me for the usual, he runs my plates etc.. For about 15 min. he was writing on the trunk of his patrol car and looking into oncoming traffic. I am thinking to myself, he has called for a dog. Since that is the way it would of went in my hometown. Finally he returns to my pass. window and very politely asked me if I had ever had a felony conviction. I replied YES since it is a public record I figured that he had already known about it. He asked what it was for and I told him cultivation. He then asked if I had been recently smoking MJ. I replied NO, he asked if I had any drugs in the car. I could clearly smell it strongly even though it was dbl. bagged and in my coin holder. If I could smell it odds are good that he could as well. So I replied YES. He looked very puzzled about my answer and asked if I had any weapons in the car, and I said NO. He asked if I had any grow supplies or plants in the car. I said NO. Do you have any bricks of MJ in the car? Again I said NO. How about a bag of weed, do you have a bag of weed in the car? I said YES! At first I started to get it for him and then I thought, he did not ask for it so I did not get it out.He then started to wright me a ticket and asked if I would sign on the X. I asked, what is the ticket for? He replied, isn't it obvious! You was not wearing your seatbelt and your windshield is cracked and in this state both are considered a safety hazard. So I got a fix it ticket and another for no seatbelt then he told me to have a safe drive home. I wish I would have gotten his name, so I could at least send him and his wonderful family a Christmas card...
I thought that since we are on the subject of cool cops, I would share my story.
Thanks for listening... :48:
Prof.

 

[HydrO PasSiOn]

thanks for sharing bong i like hearin stories like that. hope some other of you got stories like thaT.

 

[gottalovebud]

your lucky all the cops that i have been stoped by lately have been d***s

 

[indokid]

Not long ago, I was driving in the beach with my gf and friend. We were passing by a wealthy part on our way back home where the speed limit is 30 and cops don't mess around there. I saw a car cut in behind me, and get real close, when i checked the speedometer I was doing 45, I didn't have enough time to slow down and sure enough the lights went off.

2 cops came over to both windows. The one on the passenger side had his light pointing right at weed I had left on the dash while the one talkign to me was asking if I had anything in the car a dog would scratch at.

I was screwed obviously, I told him it's right there. He asked if there was more, I said yeah, pulled out the 3 grams or so I had in the center. Asked for IDs and stuff.

A long story short: he proceeded to scare the crap out of me, asking if I've ever been arrested and stuff. Telling me about how my life can get ruined real quick. ETC. Eventually, he told me to get rid of it, to shred it up and make it dissapear. He let us go without even the speeding ticket I should've gotten. I think it was our college IDs that helped us really. He might've figured we were "good kids."

Scariest moment ever.

 

[the_riz]

Wow, some great stories guys lol. Yeah cops are people so youll get the good the bad and the ugly as usual.

Well it was new years eve, i was driving from the bar home with some friends (im not a big drinker so i didnt mind just sneaking off from the bar to my car for a couple of zoots every now and then) car was full of drunk people, and i pull into one of my friends home village to drop him off.

Its a tiny place, about 45 houses in the middle of nowhere, no police station, no school etc. So i think im pretty safe. Get half way down the high street and blue lights come out of nowhere. Im high as hell, the car STINKS of MJ and my eyes show the signs lol,

One policeman on either side of my car, one talking to me, one talking to my friends, the one talkin to me asks the usual "have you been drinkin" and im like nope, and hes like "So you wont mind takin a breathalizer in the back of my car?" at this point i panic, car stinks, i stink, and nobody seemd to twig on, So im like yeah no problem (what choice did i have), walk to the back of there car, get locked in.

Paranoia, panic, everything sets in to my mind as im sitting there, the other cop is in the driving seat radio-ing in my plates n stuff, turns around, looks at me with a smile and sais "sorry, checks gonna be a few minutes there having problems"....aarrgh!.

So i spent the next 10 minutes in the back of a locked police car, blazed off my face, paranoid as a defiant Jew running around Nazi Germany, pulling off the most convicing red-eye, smellin like someones grow room, but somehow pulling it all together, being let out the back and allowed to drive on my way..

scary.... as.... f***!

 

[Jim Bourbon]

I mentioned this thread and a few of the stories to a buddy and he gave me one of his own.

He and another friend had just about an eighth of colombian while visiting El Paso. They decided to drive out in the desert to try it out. Neither had had columbian before. They were wrecked. So they're enjoying the scenaery, driving about 15 mph down the middle of a dusty highway with nobody around, and they come to a stop sign. They stop, forget they're stopped, and after a while, start to wonder why they're stopped. After a while, they realized what was up, and decided to take revenge on the stop sign. So there they are, both twacked on Columbian, trying to rock this stop sign out of the ground in the middle of the desert, around 3 in the afternoon, when the heat it just blisteringly bad and a border patrol cruiser rolls up behind them. Caught flat-footed. He asked them if they were having fun and like an idiot, my buddy answers "Yeah." Well, long story short, he told them to buy their dope, take it home and smoke it like responsible adults. He would've just let 'em go with a warning not to be idiots, but they decided to bust up public property, so he'd have to do something. Made 'em scatter the weed, jump on their glass bong and escorted them back to their hotel. My buddy said he was never so scared in his whole life. The conversation the whole way back consisted entirely of just moans of "oh f***." Once they pulled in the parking lot for the hotel, he took off.

And yes, my buddy got the guy's name and sent a Christmas card to him and his family that year with his most sincere thanks.

Agonizing stories, man. Lol. I read them or hear them and just sit there with this "oh man, that's gotta ****" look on my face.

Also, I have personally met several cops (two retired now, of course) who were at woodstock. THE Woodstock. I think that's all I have to say about that. So yeah, there are cops who are really cool and understand and know that inhaling smoke from an herb that grows naturally in the ground ain't a crime.

 

[HydrO PasSiOn]

share more guys. i love gettin high and reading your posts. thanks

 

[Dizoelio]

Haha good stories man.

Good to hear some decent cops around the country.

Share more...

 

[Professor bongwater]

You are still the KING!----------- :cop: +:bong2:+ :cop:= :rofl:

 

[longtimegrower]

My two best friends are game wardens and are law enforcment and both have smoked since we were teens. When they catch someone who is breaking the game laws and they find weed on them they would just make them stomp it in the ground but other officers working with them will go nuts finding a joint on someone and freek out like they cought an escaped murder. One night me and one of my friends were at the hang out of all the officers one of his officer friends was there. He left and my buddie smoked a joint. Later we took the other guys truck and when i got in i smelled pot real strong so they were both smoking but hiding it from eachother. Both were cool but didnt no the other one was. Slim

 

[thedutchmaster3]

i remember one time, i was a junior in high school...it was about 3 AM, and i was in my car with one of my good friends smoking some kush...now i live in the suburbs, the cops around here will bother you for just about anything...so we are parked in the car, completely hotboxed, at the entrance to a park...a cop rolls up to us, lights off like a shadeball, and walks up to my window...now we did not see him until he tapped on the window with his flashlight...i opened the window, and smoke proceeded to pour out of the car like it was on fire or something...the cop took a few steps back and started coughing...after messing with us for a few minutes, he started laughing histerically...he goes "wow that taste brings back some fond memories"...he took the blunt, put it out, and said he would save it for later...he told us we were lucky that he was the one who caught us, because any other cop would have locked us up for sure...thanked us and let us go...i guess it could have had something to do with us being respectful to him...he caught us dead to rights...i still see this guy around town, he is a LT. now, and every time he pretends like he is coughing...taught me a real lesson though...not all cops are pigs on a power trip, alot of them just want some respect...best part about it--the cop let me use him as a reference when i was applying for my gun license