Stoned injuries

[woodydude]

Ok, so I mentioned in my gj that I nearly chopped my finger off with a stanley knife which has left me typing with 1 finger, so annoying since I can touch type, god knows how I'm gonna pick my nose. Anyway, Fruity & Bhoe expert both mentioned they have done similar.

It got me thinking, there must be some great injuries & stories out there of stupid things done while baked that have caused injuries.

Anyone????

 

[Jericho]

Wow i honestly have hurt my self so many times when stoned i can hardly remember them all.

Once i decided to peel some potatoes and sliced my finger nearly in half, still got the scar nearly 10 yrs later.

Only other accident that stands out is when i went to leave a mates house after about 5 hours of smoking some green and for some reason pulled the door open but instead of stepping back i stepped forwards and smacked my self in the face with a solid wood door. Broke my nose lol.
Went to the hospital and the doc asked what happened, Honestly i couldn't bring my self to tell him so just said i had got in a fight.

 

[cubby]

I love it, most people get in a fight and tell people they walked into a door.
I've also injured myself numerous times when stoned. It's usually associated with falls, out of trees, off roofs, down stairs, even off a cliff.
I was with some friends smoking on the Mississippi river bluffs, just enjoying watching the boats on the river. We finnished the bowl, I put it in my pocket, we got up to leave, somehow I caught my foot on a tree root and fell over the edge of the cliff. I dropped about 10 feet, then tumbled another 70. I wasn't really hurt, just scratched, scraped, and lost my favorite chamber pipe. I ended up walking along the riverbank to the car because there was no way I was climbing back up.

 

[4u2sm0ke]

Ok, so I mentioned in my gj that I nearly chopped my finger off with a stanley knife which has left me typing with 1 finger, so annoying since I can touch type, god knows how I'm gonna pick my nose. Anyway, Fruity & Bhoe expert both mentioned they have done similar.

It got me thinking, there must be some great injuries & stories out there of stupid things done while baked that have caused injuries.

Anyone????

:rofl: trying to place plastic over my 16 foot monster ladies on a step ladder in the soft dirt..long story short...I fell off the ladder and ionto the nieghbors yard...hope your finger heals quikly...I know how important picking the nose is

take care and be safe:bolt::bong:

 

[Hick]

I have a good friend that, after consuming copius amounts of hillbilly hash, reach down and pickup a running lawnmower by grabbing it by the blade guard.... He can't pick his nose with his right hand at all now...

 

[Rosebud]

Jericho, I am sorry that happened to you , but I gotta tell you I laughed really hard. So thank you for sharing.

Hick your friend should never have hillbilly hash again, makes him stupid. Poor guy.

 

[The Hemp Goddess]

I don't use power/dangerous tools when stoned. But I had a hole saw injury when preparing some DWC buckets a few years ago. The pilot was not tight and when the hold say hit the top of the plastic lid, the drill jumped and kicked back. The hole saw put a nice laceration in the knuckle of my left thumb. I also severed a tendon that had to be repaired. The thumb has never been the same (I am however getting old).

 

[Hick]

rosebud... I was standing RIGHT there!... I couldn't believe it. He had just finished tuning it up and "sharpening" the blades for his neighbor....brrrrrrrp.... all three gone up to the first knuckle.

He was by yesterday, and was laughing at the confusion it caused at the bank. the lady wanted his fingerprint in order to cash a check. .."right index" finger no less..

 

[OGKushman]

I took a toke while driving 8 years ago...toke of super fire og...

everything went fuzzy...i saw static vision, like ants on the TV...


70mph into a light pole on side of freeway...

Im lucky im alive, not as hard to admit to when u hear about it from someone else.




got pics if anyone wants to see...

 

[Jericho]

I took a toke while driving 8 years ago...toke of super fire og...

everything went fuzzy...i saw static vision, like ants on the TV...


70mph into a light pole on side of freeway...

Im lucky im alive, not as hard to admit to when u hear about it from someone else.




got pics if anyone wants to see...

Im tempted to see that. You mean you was actualy driving while taking a hit? Did you at least pull over?

 

[woodydude]

Great story's guys, keep them coming!

 

[OGKushman]

It was 5am, i was driving to work on ZERO sleep on a sunday morning. I took a toke while in #1 lane of freeway going 70mph. My vision went black and i drifted off the road, my brain said brakes but it was too late....

i walked away without a scratch...yes thats an M3

 

[Jericho]

Ouch dude. It was a nice car hehe. I would have been kicking my self. Bet you ain't done it since though.

 

[OGKushman]

oh i was kicking myself, the car had a name!...i didnt have comprehensive coverage.

10k$ car was sold for 3k$ a yr after i got it

sherie was my baby, i went through hell to get a cosmos schwartz on dove grey 5speed s50 powered E36...

 

[OGKushman]

waited 2yrs and drove a 318is, and 325is before i fell in love with that M...autocrosses, 162.4mph on El Mirage, Buttonwillow,


I honestly lost part of myself when that car died. That car was all i wanted growing up, i got it and then lost it.



But enough of me...lrts hear more finger choppin stories! lol

 

[Rosebud]

Orange sunshine, you have lost a lot of blood. it is a wonder you are alive your own self.
You guys are nuts. I am enjoying the laughs.
Hick..right index finger? That is funny in a macabre way. Glad your friend has a sense of humor....what could you say?

 

[nova564t]

Well, since I'm stoned all the time I guess you could say every time I've hurt myself since 1986 has been while stoned. I cant think of any of them that happened because I was high but blew out my knee skiing in 91, re injured same knee while watching a Packer game, 6 surgeries on that stupid knee so far.........I watched a friend that was baked try to change an 8 ft. fluorescent bulb 15 ft off the ground on a step ladder in the bed of a pickup, compound fracture in his wrist when he hit the ground!

 

[OGKushman]

nova you make a very valid point.



I have technically been stoned since - oh - 1997 with a small haiadius in 2001 lol hahaa

 

[woodydude]

Some of these stories are great,

OS, my son just ran into the room wondering what I was screaming at, I was laughing at you blacking out after all that blowing. Too funny fella!

OG, you must be the only stoner I have heard of who can drive more than 18mph while stoned. Anyone else I have seen driving while under the influence is usually too paranoid to go fast. Damn shame about that car though!

Severed tendons, flatbed trucks, I think this thread should be posted as a warning on the "side effects" thread!

 

[Jericho]

Some of these stories are great,

OS, my son just ran into the room wondering what I was screaming at, I was laughing at you blacking out after all that blowing. Too funny fella!

OG, you must be the only stoner I have heard of who can drive more than 18mph while stoned. Anyone else I have seen driving while under the influence is usually too paranoid to go fast. Damn shame about that car though!

Severed tendons, flatbed trucks, I think this thread should be posted as a warning on the "side effects" thread!

It always seems faster though doesnt it. I will always freak out that im driving too fact and look down and be going about 40kmh.