passing a drug test and smoke the day before

[mistisrising]

please stop put craps in this forum, you know it its not that true!

This is exactly what I mean. This method did not work for me, but I have seen many people that it did work for. Maybe fifteen or so.

You and joe need to calm down. IME there is no cure all for drug tests. It's trial an error that gives us all the right method depending on our own physiology.

 

[Icex420]

So which is it? Does the JELLO brand work for a simple kind of insta test?

Thank yew~

 

[Foolishgirl]

I have been a heavy pot smoker for about 20 years off and on. I am 5 ft 7 in and weigh 240 lbs. I ran out of pot about two weeks ago and smoked the ash or "crumbs" from where I emptied my bowl out into a tin can for the last two weeks. I did not even get high but I know it was real weed and not just ash because I could see little pieces of pot even though they were tiny. Smoke did come out of my mouth when i did it too. I quit that a week ago Sunday and have not smoked since.
I had to take the 35186N SAP 5-50 W/NIT test at Quest in Austin Texas Friday for job I got if I pass the test.
I heard of Sure Jell Certo and went to get it at the store. I used one packet in a medium 1 qt gatorade and drank it all. No bad tatse at all. I then drank two reg water bottles and went to the bathrron twice. I then drove all the way to the testing site and got nervous that too long (2 hours and 15 minutes since I took the first Gatorade) had gone by so I went and got two packs of Sure Jell and added two packs to another gatorade and also drank one more bottled water (reg size) down fast. I had to pee so bad I could not wait to get to the testing site so i pulled over and went in a gas station.

When I got to the test site I really had to pee again. I went in and peed for the guy. The temp was fine of course but the pee was so clear I could almost drink it. There was only a slight slight slight (and I mean slight) yellow to it. The guy marked on the paper that it met the temp requirement. He said the results should be in today but I am so nervous!

The truth is that I really did quit smoking last Sunday. Not for the job but for myself, my lungs, my son and God. I cannot believe I was not strong enough to quit prior to getting laid off from my job and that choice might keep me from getting this job. I will not be smoking any more EVER and wich anyone who does luck.

Can anyone please tell me if they think I will pass this test? I am so nervous it is all I can think about. After I took that test I decided to go the the grocery store and do a home test to see what it says and the Marijuana at home drug test one I got ($20.00 ) showed the control line clearly right away but the other t line never showed at all. It said Preliminary only and at the bottom of the preliminary section it had (+) but it says to mail it in the them so they can test it further.

Does anyone know if the fact that it was so watery would make me fail at all on a test 35186N SAP 5-50 W/NIT? If so, do they at least inform the employer that it was a fail because it was water or do they just mark it fail and that is it because they assume if it is so diluted then you must be trying to trick it?

Please let me know anything you can about this. I tried to be very specific in this note so I could get the best answers possible.

Thanks,

 

[Foolishgirl]

I DID NOT PASS. The test failed. It took a long time to get it back but it ultimately failed.

The worst part is that the lab called me first to say that it would not test at all either negative or positive. I was excited at the possibility that I might be able to re take the test at least and another 6 days have gone by so i could re take it even cleaner than before.

Then about five minutes later another rep called from the lab to say they had made a mistake and it tested positive for Marijuana.

I am sick...gotta go now but just wanted to at least follow up and let everyone know the Sure Jell did NOT work. (I hate when people don't even bother to put the final result in for us.)

Foolishgirl

 

[papabeach1]

clam down...you can go ahead walk over me or kick my *** but think does that solve the issues? u got to do it 2/3 hr before appt... not drink crazy before 12 hours and all that, no your body will tell, its time to poo and these poo aint good.. maybe u didnt feel well from it by drink too much of that... dawg! man I did 2 gallaon myself, that is so yecch.... ya only need do one gallon to drink all 2 hrs before ur appt.. that is so simple,

 

[Happy2Bme]

Well, took the UA test at the lab on monday and today I get a call from the Job saying "can u retake the test" cause too much water in urine for them to test. Monday I drank 16oz water with one pack of surejell mixed, pissed once at home, then drank another bottle of just h2o an hr later, took vitamin b complex, then 2 hrs after surejell went to test site but drank 2 bottles of h2o on the way there cause I got lost tryin to find the place and pissed twice on my way there. I have one box of surejell left, gotta retest tomorrow, any ideas? Suppose to start this "great" job on monday! Thanks......

 

[Icex420]

Well, I have a drug test today im pretty sure of. Im drinking a gallon of strawberry bananna jello 2 hours exactly till the test. im going to drink 2 glasses of water afterwards. Oh and im bout to light up a bowl. I weigh about 135 and im about 5'7''. Wish me luck! Ill get back to the page and repost the results in a few hours!

 

[samiam7]

any trick to get over on the mans unfair invaision is a good one thanks ...........ol sammy says only to submit to a drug test is when the gov.man is willin to take it orly..........heres to the man gettin outta my bladder!!!

 

[Icex420]

I was not drug tested this week. Maybe next thurs...
cya then

 

[Happy2Bme]

Hey, just updated ya'll. Thurs 9/11/08 I mixed one pack of SURE JELL with bottle of h2o, took a regular multivitamin after I refilled that bottle with h2o and drank half while eating cheeseburger (greasy food turns pee yellow). pissed ONCE at home, left for test. Finished the refilled bottle of h2o on the way to the test site. Had to piss half way there though! Got to site exactally 2 hrs after downing that sure jell! But car window wouldn't go up, fought with it for about 10 mins, went into site sweating! Thank goodness for air conditioning! Cooled down while I waited to be tested. About 8 others were waiting also. Wait time was 20 mins. So 2 hrs and 20 after this method I pissed! Now today I get a call from the HR rep at new job, "do u have the ID number from the paperwork" she says to me that she only gets numbers, no names within the 24 hrs of testing then gets all info on hardcopy in 72 hrs. Wanted this number cause the Labcorp SPILT SOMEONE'S SAMPLE! She wanted to make sure it was not mine cause I am suppose to start this damn job on this monday! Was not mine! But I have not heard anything about my results yet! Gonna really piss (lol) me off if I get ready for work and walk into the new job for training and they say "man u failed your piss test GO THE HELL HOME!". Do u think I passed? havent smoked since last saturday. Any and All reply/responses appreciated! FYI my research has shown me that REGULAR JELLO DOES NOT PASS U! SURE JELL METHOD WORKS IF DONE CORRECTLY. I am just worried cause I pissed twice after drinking it and plus sweated 20 mins before testing.

 

[Icex420]

Well, I have a drug test today im pretty sure of. Im drinking a gallon of strawberry bananna jello 2 hours exactly till the test. im going to drink 2 glasses of water afterwards. Oh and im bout to light up a bowl. I weigh about 135 and im about 5'7''. Wish me luck! Ill get back to the page and repost the results in a few hours!

was never tested

 

[Happy2Bme]

My test results update. It took 3 days to come back and then I was asked to call into some 800 number and talk with a "medical specialist". Medical specialist asked me "so when was the last time that you smoked marijuana?" I FAILED! When I used the sure jell method the first time, the test result came back "deluted" when asked to retest, it came back positive for marijuana. If u use the sure jell method, following the directions! Also, drink water. I was also told that 2 deluted UA test = u passed / negative. Hope this helps anyone trying to pass a UA from a lab that ships to another lab for testing. Labcorp is the lab that took my piss, choicepoint was the lab that actually tested it. Good luck........

 

[cdmharley]

Another one is you ca water up.. My mate (so called) in prison said thats what they do.. What about if they take a bllod test or saliva??? ~can't spell~

 

[cdmharley]

blood test i was meant to say what if they take that instead.. watering up means just drink over 2 liters of water 2 hours before and yes take one piss before the test.. It might show up contaminated so beware!!!

 

[flyinhawaiian]

so does sure gell method pass lab split sample eat greasey food yes or no to pass? THIS THREAD IS CONFUSING

 

[Foolishgirl]

To Eliminate any confusion:
I started this thread to find out if Sure Jell Certo works to clean you out for a drug test. IT DOES NOT! I read EVERY single article on the internet about it and had many friends say it would work. Even the Chicano at the HEB when I was looking for it said he heard it worked! IT DOES NOT WORK! I follwed the directions perfectly and took the urine test. I failed. It did NOT work! Good luck!

 

[flyinhawaiian]

FOOLISHGIRL THANK YOU aloha

 

[dfkeddy]

can't wait to try it on.

 

[freeman]

I just mixed a whole pack of sure jell into a big glass of water.
I then drunk another big glass of water
i then drunk another BOTTLE of water
and then i peed (didnt have to pee before i drank the liquids)
then i cooked a whole sausage
and now im waiting
it is now 12:08 i smoked at about 4:00 this evening.
)ive been smoking every other day
a few days i smoked back to back.
i am waiting for 1:00 to come and ill telu how i do on the test
wish me luck!

 

[elmira]

For many of my friends, Sure Jell Certo has not worked. But i have not given this a try! Even after using this, the test results have been positive many a time. so please be aware of the consequences and then decide on using this.