"OooOHH that smell, can't you smell that smell?"

[pussum]

I didn't have time to take a shower this morning because I had to be somewhere early early early. I am sitting in the waiting room and start catching faint smells of something really nasty. Like stale sweat, or the inside of a dirty belly button. I scratch behind my ear and the smell got worse. I suddenly came to the realization it was me. I was like WTF! I got home a few hours ago and took a much needed shower. I asked my girl about it because she is a cosmetologist and she told me it is because you don't get a lot of air flow behind your ears, especially if they are closer to your head (like mine) so all that sweat and bacteria, and dead skin just sit there. EWWWWW!!!! Then she proceded to tell me some horror stores of dirty old people who walk into her hair salon. Not really a hair salon, more of a 8$ haircut and your out the door type place. Kind of like the places you see in Walmart or something that are jammed packed with people that are wearing dirty torn sweat pants and nascar t-shirts with paint stained flannel jackets. . . you know.

 

[SmokinMom]

So that's what that smell was! Thank god you finally took that shower!!

 

[THE BROTHER'S GRUNT]

Damn dude that is funkey. Gotta wash behind them ears a bit more often. Gotta go. :bolt:

 

[MJ20]

^^lol

 

[theyorker]

Anyone just sort feel like going EWWWWWWW YUCK.

 

[BSki8950]

hahaha smegma

 

[THE BROTHER'S GRUNT]

Sounds like you probally have some Smegma to.

And some FERMUNDA :bolt:

 

[Sticky_Budz]

put some under arm deodorant behind them suckers lol

 

[DankCloset]

iam sorry but that's gross lol something out of bettle juice hahahahaha

 

[mactight]

should see if you can use some of that ear funk for some benificial bacteria,and grow that to get weed that will make your ears ring.

 

[Bubba Bear]

smegma...LOL...ear cheese........us guys who's parents went the jewish rout dont have to deal with smegma...LOL.....I aint heard that in a long long time..........

 

[pussum]

You know all you people have it to. Trust me, right now, stick your finger in your belly button. DO IT! SmElL it! EWWWW!!!!!

 

[theyorker]

You know all you people have it to. Trust me, right now, stick your finger in your belly button. DO IT! SmElL it! EWWWW!!!!!

Dude you're a retard....:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[MJ20]

Smegma.....*ughh...*

 

[Bubba Bear]

You know all you people have it to. Trust me, right now, stick your finger in your belly button. DO IT! SmElL it! EWWWW!!!!!

uhh....mine smells like Old Spice.......Uhh..I use soap..water..Old Spice Body Wash....plus Old Spice Underarm Deorderant and Old Spice Body Spray....twice a day...once when I get up and once when I get home from work....the wife loves the smell and I have gotten many compliments from Nurses at my docs office.......I have never smelled a sour belly button.......a shower a day helps keep the funk away.... :headbang2:
Now there are some people who just smell funkier than others and its got something to do with their system....

 

[Sticky_Budz]

a shower a day helps keep the funk away:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[krotch]

try 2 a day. 1 wakes u up, one helps u sleep. hahaha i cleaned my b.button out the other day with alcohol and a swab. It gets bad in there...

 

[the_riz]

pussum thats pretty revolting man, i mean, lol... shampoo will get behind those suckers lol..

and bubba bear? you really love the old spice huh lol... yeah, krotch thats pretty discusting too.. but still, i cant help but give it a try LOL :rofl:

 

[Professor bongwater]

FERMUNDA CHEESE! HAHAAH! Thats a word I haven't heard since junior high...
Hey TBG, would you like to explain to the rest of the class what fermunda cheese is? I am sure that someone is wondering.......
Hey Possum, no disrespect but it seems as though the name fits you well. Man you need help!! The kind of help that you can't get from soap alone.
Prof.

 

[Bubba Bear]

well maybe I can help.....it the cheesy..smelly substance that men who arent circumsized get under the forskin...some call it penis Cheese....anyone for a circumsision...lol..honestly its mans natural lubrication.....I am speaking from what I learned in high school sex ed......momma let the docs take the scalple to my willie wee wee