"OooOHH that smell, can't you smell that smell?"

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Well I neglected to tell ya'll I work in a diessel garage. So I usually come home covered in grease and filth. I shower everyday, once in the morning and once at night. I had to go to bed early to get up in time so that meant going to bed with sopping wet hair (my hair is about three feet long, won't ever do that again...pewww pew pewwww) and even getting up early I ran out of time to take a shower that morning and had to run to my appointment. That is when I noticed it and asked. I guess the fact that my ears are so close to my head coupled with the fact my head was wet all night long it just kinda made a mess back there. hahahaha, all good now though.
 
pussum, we're just having fun with you. We've all stunk at some point in our lives, just not as bold as you to admit it. :D

I had the flu a few years back and I was sooo sick and stuck in bed for several days. Man was I ever ripe. YUCK!!!

And FYI- my bellybutton smells like roses. ;)
 
SmokinMom said:
pussum, we're just having fun with you. We've all stunk at some point in our lives, just not as bold as you to admit it. :D

I had the flu a few years back and I was sooo sick and stuck in bed for several days. Man was I ever ripe. YUCK!!!

And FYI- my bellybutton smells like roses. ;)


Well of course it does, you are a lady after all. :)

I know everyone was just having some fun, I just didn't want you to think I was like pigpen walking around with a non-stop dust cloud formation around my body at any given time.
 
Bubba Bear said:
well maybe I can help.....it the cheesy..smelly substance that men who arent circumsized get under the forskin...some call it penis Cheese....anyone for a circumsision...lol..honestly its mans natural lubrication.....I am speaking from what I learned in high school sex ed......momma let the docs take the scalple to my willie wee wee
omg bubba bear u are cracking me up man lmao omg cant stop laughing at that one lol. hey pussum thanx for the laugh too man its great when ppl have a sense of humor have a great day man peace. hey bubba:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: lmao
 
Professor bongwater said:
FERMUNDA CHEESE! HAHAAH! Thats a word I haven't heard since junior high...
Hey TBG, would you like to explain to the rest of the class what fermunda cheese is? I am sure that someone is wondering.......
Hey Possum, no disrespect but it seems as though the name fits you well. Man you need help!! The kind of help that you can't get from soap alone.
Prof.


LOL i used to hear this all the time from my stepdad... lol


fermunda cheese = nasty stuff from under your b*lls


and you guys are funny sheeet lol love it love it got a good laugh out of all ur comments.. lol keep smokin and toking :D :rofl: :rofl:
 
See what ya started pussum. :rolleyes: Never in a million years would i think that a thread about funk would be so damn funny. :aok: You guys and gals have me laughing my arse off. :rofl: :banana: :rofl:
 
lol muahaha muahhaha lol love it

DR. EVIL

with this laser beam i will take over the world.. muahuahauha
 
Bubba Bear said:
Now there are some people who just smell funkier than others and its got something to do with their system....
Its TRUE if you bottled my foot stench you'd probly be charged with war crimes. And i've tried everything.Its just when i'm in the shower i always look down and think to my self "....but they're so far away":yay:


---Capti'n dagger toes
 
.......at 66 your skin is alread deciding to leave you.....in little bits and pieces, very, tiny dust-like pieces......all over your flannel sheets.....looks like you went to the beach, rolled in the sand and then jumped into your bed.....

......by bellybutton always has 'fur balls'

...and....my dog licks behind my ears, daily or as many times as you want him to....
 

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