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Merry Christmas to all my stoner friends.😁
My ass got woke up by a cramp in my calf. Had me jumping out of bed to stretch the fker. Damn that s.hit hurts.🤪
Thanks Santa for the fking present, ass.hole.😏
OMG Jack Black appeared last night and asked me if I wanted a wish….any wish and I thought wouldn’t it be nice if WeedHopper got a cramp in his calf for Christmas!

Cant believe it worked
 
I picked up your slack and did the nasty with his toothbrush.
At first I was like…yeah if I was in jail this would be my cellmate. Then I thought about it and one thing is certain in life.

That sooner or later I piss everyone off. And there hanging in our cell would be my lilly white toothbrush
 
Merry Christmas to all my stoner friends.😁
My ass got woke up by a cramp in my calf. Had me jumping out of bed to stretch the fker. Damn that s.hit hurts.🤪
Thanks Santa for the fking present, ass.hole.😏
Next time reach for the salve. It knocks mine out quick no need to get up just reach for the salve. In less than a minute it’s gone. If you rub it in good they don't come back that day.
 
Didn't even think about that. Great idea.🤔
It works wonders. I sent some to my aunt in Dallas. She came for my dads funeral and had a cramp I rubbed salve on her leg it was gone quick too. I gave her some to take home. She couldn't find it when she got home. She is 86. She called me and asked if I could mail her sone of my miracle cream. Lol
 
My calf believe it or not was still sore from the fking cramping so after you posted that I grabbed my salve and rubbed it on my calf.
I didn't have any cramps last night and it feels better.🥰
 

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