Mary Jane before work

[MrPuffAlot]

I smoke before work, during work multiple times, and I smoke more at work. Its the one thing that motivates me. If they want anything outta me my boss(my buddies dad) knows my buddy and I go down to the work basement and smoke a bowl or 2, or if we leave to deliver our product some where it looks like we took cheech with us. I dont think I could do a whole day there with out some green. Most everybody knows we smoke there, whenever we go to the basement we call it going to go get motivated. Theres another guy there to just for ***** and giggles ill call him Bob. Bob is gotta be at least 50 and every day before work he smokes a joint, and on his lunch he goes out and eats his sandwhich and smokes a doobee. I will say I play video games for a living and its so much better when your eyes are red, your mouth is dry and your mind is at ease. Basically we get paid to be high. We've been busted a couple times but just get a slap on our wrists and off we go to smoke again. I've also made some very very nice bongs there. My most prized bong I made there was my clear 5 footer bong.

Nice BONG.. 5fter.. Can you shot gun the whole chamber, after a slow
fill? I was thinking about buying some bongs.. But I might try to
build one, like you. Any tips ?? Where did you find the clear tubing?

 

[Pot Belly]

So........How do you light that thing, with your toes?

 

[louis]

Nice BONG.. 5fter.. Can you shot gun the whole chamber, after a slow
fill? I was thinking about buying some bongs.. But I might try to
build one, like you. Any tips ?? Where did you find the clear tubing?

You're gonna love this. You can use flouro tubes. (Damn they're useful) you just gotta get a saw to cut glass.

 

[MrPuffAlot]

You're gonna love this. You can use flouro tubes. (Damn they're useful) you just gotta get a saw to cut glass.

you must mean, florescent light covers, not the actual glass tubes.
I think that would be very fragile and dangerous.
wish I could find me a clear 3ft plexiglass tube..

 

[LaserKittensGoPewPew]

hmm....

I blaze before work which starts at 9am. Then later during the day on my lunch break. If I happen to get a heady type I work pretty hard and have no problems interacting with people. If I get an obvious indica type then I usually like to be a bit more reclusive and keep to myself and my work. But for the most part I never have any problems while being stoned on the job. Except for getting a little sleepy time to time.

 

[Homemadegravity]

Nice BONG.. 5fter.. Can you shot gun the whole chamber, after a slow
fill? I was thinking about buying some bongs.. But I might try to
build one, like you. Any tips ?? Where did you find the clear tubing?

First off Pot Belly that one is definetly a 2 person device. If I could use my toes I would for sure.
I can shot gun the whole thing but I must warn you that heads will spin after a hit off of this, you have to be careful hittin a shotgun outta that. The only thing I was worried about when I was building it was the placement of the slide and the tube it goes into. This pipe is kinda skinny so I had to place the tube and slide at a pretty harsh angle, which meant drilling a hole in the clear tube at an angle to. Easier said than done. I found the clear tube at home depot for a few bucks and I used plumbers adhesive/sealant and some copper tubing. Just plan it out, have fun with it, and get creative. Heres another piece that I made with a flexible hose, a mason jar and pieces to an old broke pipe I had hope you guys enjoy. Im also in a glass blowing class rite now cant wait to see some of those ideas come out in glass form. Good luck with your bong makin adventure. Any more questioms please just ask.

 

[BluntFullOfKush]

I always smoke be4 i go2 work, this 1 time i went to work high and stinking bad from it, and my manager said hey, let me see you in the office, i thought i waz finna get fired. he closed the door and said i want some of that $%$^ you smoking. Look at this bag of weed i got be4 comeing here, it aint what you smokeing hook me up. Sence then i been getting more hours free lunch.

And this other time i waz smoking on my way to work and i forgot where i waz goin, well....i did end up at work jus at the wrong job, applebees shirt and hat and ready for work at redlobster. My manager waz like you woulda been on time if u waz suppose ta work, i looked at my **** and i waz like damn im tripping hard

 

[metalchick832]

When I was waiting tables or tending bar (especially on a Friday night) I would smoke all day before, during, and after my shift. It made it MUCH more tolerable to be around the bitchy patrons, and the cool ones were even cooler. Not to mention the fact that in the food industry (believe it or not) MOST if not ALL of the employees toke up every now and again. Some of them even deal a bit on the side.

There was one night though, when it was really busy, and I caught my managers talking in the kitchen. When someone walked up they cut their conversation, but behind the chick's back manager #1 made a gesture to manager #2 like he was driving. When I was outside on my cigarette break, I happened to see a little glowing tip coming from inside manager #1's car. So I go over and stand there, very quietly, outside the window. Manager #2, who was in the passenger seat, saw me out of the corner of his eye and alerted manager #1 to my presence. Instead of freaking or trying to hide it, manager #1 actually rolled down the window and passed me the joint! LOL... Even though it was like, pretty much forbidden for us to socialize outside of work, the three of us and some of the bartenders ended up going to the bar accross the street from us that night after we closed, and we all went back to manger #2's house and smoked and drank until 6am. It kind of became a regular thing on Friday nights... fun times... fun times.

Then there was the time that I was working at Target, and caught one of the construction workers (the store was still being finished before opening) smoking in the port a potty that was outside. On my lunch break I smoked him out in my car for sharing his meager joint with me and we are STILL friends.. and that was when I was a teenager!!

Then there was the time that I was working at Blockbuster and we had to do inventory, but were all too stoned to do it, so we just walked through the store scanning stuff and then we set up a movie in the break room and smoked pot and bought and ate almost ALL of the popcorn and candy in the store!

Good times... Good Times...

~Metalchick

 

[Grownincali420]

i cant go to work and do my job right unless im high..but sometimes i get too blown and screw up all my sentences to customers..."how are you doing today ma'am" turns into..."hi ma'am.how are you day?" followed by a stupid grin and another attempt at the english language.

 

[allgrownup]

man.....you all are making me jealous.


I cant smoke and work.....my jobs far to important, and there's always this "fine print" in legal documents that voids the contract if your under the influence. LOL

I really enjoy getting high and coming to the :chillpill: est place on the web though and listening to you hoodlums talk about it.

 

[metalchick832]

man.....you all are making me jealous.


I cant smoke and work.....my jobs far to important, and there's always this "fine print" in legal documents that voids the contract if your under the influence. LOL

I really enjoy getting high and coming to the :chillpill: est place on the web though and listening to you hoodlums talk about it.

I have a friend of mine that's a computer programmer and he can't function unless he's stoned. He is a software developer/computer programmer and reads THOUSANDS and MILLIONS of lines of code a day.... I have no idea how he does it!

I have another friend that's a lawyer that is the same way. He says "I went to college stoned, so I learned everything I know about being a lawyer while stoned. I figure, why mess with success?" :banana:

The first time he said that to me, I had just taken a huge bong hit and choked so hard while I was laughing that I threw up! No joke!

And I function perfectly fine while I'm stoned. I am a writer, so it helps a LOT with the creative process. But, the one thing I don't do while stoned is work with my horses. Too many things can go wrong when you're starting a young horse under saddle... and I don't really like making mistakes when what I'm working with weighs 700 pounds or more than I do! LOL!

~Metalchick

 

[Weeddog]

I love to smoke before work,During work,after work.What the hell.Who is gonna fire me?I own the company. Keep it GREEN:hubba:

Same here, gotta love being the boss.:hubba:

 

[Gadhooka]

i cant go to work and do my job right unless im high..but sometimes i get too blown and screw up all my sentences to customers..."how are you doing today ma'am" turns into..."hi ma'am.how are you day?" followed by a stupid grin and another attempt at the english language.

Now that's funny stuff there!

I would prefer to get high more often, but with Church and school, I am what you call a "conservation smoker." It seems like the more I smoke, the more emotionally disconnected I am with sober people. So rather than ask the Church congregation and fellow students and faculty if they "wanna get ripped" so we can be on the same "level", I succumb to mainstream culture and stay pretty level headed.

1/4 ounce usually lasts me most of a semester! I'm a cheap date!

Studying business while ripped is almost a lost cause as well for me!

When I was working for myself and doing a bunch of construction, I smoked all the time.

Metalchick, your stories are funny. I enjoyed them, thanks.

 

[louis]

1/4th ounce lasting a semester? A fourth ounce won't last me a weekend...

 

[JerseyFreshB]

I wish a 1/4 would last me that long wow i would save alot of money. Right now im at about a 1/2 ounce per week. $60 bucks a week for some dirty CRAP!

 

[Gadhooka]

I suppose I should clarify, 1/4 o of good stuff will last me around three months. 1/4 o of low-grade commercial will last me probably a little less than a month.

Assuming everything works out well with my harvest, I'd imagine I'll probably get a real pipe and ditch the one-ee in the next couple of months. Then WATCH OUT!!!:holysheep: :beatnik: <------is that suppose to be a pipe? where are the pipe icons? all I see is bongs and J's.

 

[Homemadegravity]

1/4 ounce for a semester!!!!???? Thats crazy Im runnin thru a 1/4oz every 3 days.