Island Of Misfits

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride.

Glad to hear everything checked out in the green for ya!

Or as my sweet ole gramma used to so eloquently say, "Wish in one hand and shit in the other to see which one fills up first."

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Her thoughts on prayer for miracles were similar, "Pray to God, row to shore."

 

[RosterMan]

I once kidded Hippie, and told him that they need to make me the after hours staff moderator. Often times I can't sleep because my back pain, it wakes me up or I can't fall sleep. But I am up for now, lol

They have to fill the next chair with a DEI member

 

[MariJan]

On the other hand, I would rather have a dollar for every dime I've wasted.

That would be a good deal

 

[MariJan]

Or as my sweet ole gramma used to so eloquently say, "Wish in one hand and shit in the other to see which one fills up first."

I have been told that many a time.

 

[Hippie420]

Or as my sweet ole gramma used to so eloquently say, "Wish in one hand and shit in the other to see which one fills up first."

My sweet ole grandma wouldn't say shit if she had a mouthful. My Mother, on the other hand........

They have to fill the next chair with a DEI member

We're looking for a gay transsexual furry. You interested in the job??

 

[RosterMan]

Her thoughts on prayer for miracles were similar, "Pray to God, row to shore."

Mine use to say Bend over and put one's head between the knees
And KISS ye ass Goodbye

 

[RosterMan]

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

 

[BasicMember]

I have a printed out geocities page with instructions on how to feed your indoors plants organically. It will go to the man or beast who kills me.
This was really important to me once. I had to print it out at school because we didn't have the internet at home and my "PC" was an Atari 1040ste.

 

[RosterMan]

 

[WonkasTHC]

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Only 5?

 

[RosterMan]

I just bet @Tattered Old Graywolf could build a better mouse trap

 

[WeedHopper]

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I just bet @Tattered Old Graywolf could build a better mouse trap

Ummmm, that doesn't look like a mouse trap........................

 

[greenmobster440]

That's a fuck machine..I'm paying attention now. Mouse trap?

 

[jagwire2010]

Just got back from a doctor's appointment for my baby. They didn't get all of her scripts sent through, and she really needs them. Now it looks like another trip to the doctor's office in the morning to get it straightened out. Really hate when they don't get things done right the first time

 

[RosterMan]