A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
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G'night, Ness. See ya in the morning.9:17 I'm tied good night folks.
Oh, deary dear...Great memories of my childhood. The clothesline to me at the time sounded like a pheasant . Sheets were the best on the line.
OUT-fargin-STANDING!got a call from a friend who owns a plant nursery earlier, she is culling the greenhouse out and gifted me a truck load of plants today...gonna put the auger on the tractor and drill me a bunch of holes...dinner time...
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