Island Of Misfits

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Up a **** CREEK without a paddle. 😂 😂 😂

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Or toilet paper.....................

I had one when i was a young child but it wasn't over a creek. I would want to be very careful with one over a creek because Cotton Mouth Water Moccasins can climb. :oops:

I remember using one adjacent to the Clackamas River and when my compacted stool struck the pool of water, et al in the bottom of the hole, some splashed up on my butt and I discovered that it had recently been treated with lye.

I darted out of the outhouse in front of those waiting and waded into the river to cool the burn to my butt.
 
Now thats fking funny bro. Better be glad it didnt hit your balls. 😂 😂 😂
Not as funny as the folding camping toilet stool that collapsed on me suddenly, after I had just mightily relieved myself. I had to wash off in 37 degree river water, where it jetted up my crack and streaked my back.
 
Not as funny as the folding camping toilet stool that collapsed on me suddenly, after I had just mightily relieved myself. I had to wash off in 37 degree river water, where it jetted up my crack and streaked my back.

You need one of these.

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My grandmother lived in a house with a pitcher pump on the front porch, a pot bellied coal stove in the parlor, and an outhouse.
I caught my Aunt Margie in it, and stuffed a smoke bomb in between the gap between the wall and rafters.
Never knew a lady could use such colorful language. Made sure I stayed in parts unknown for a few hours before she saw me again.
 

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