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I do not feel qualified to have a vote. I have never seen a live bud in my life.

Have you considered treating yourself to a vacation to visit someplace that they hang out and grow on trees?

Walt, the Old Man came out with a Bronze, a Silver, and two Purple Hearts and a huge scar on his left shoulder made by the Army surgeons that pulled a thumb sized piece of shrapnel from an 88. He said getting hit probably saved his life.

Dad came home with a Distinguished Flying Cross with two oak leaf clusters and a serious case of "Flack Happiness" after flying 36 missions over Germany getting shot to pieces with radar controlled ground fire.

Tatt:Everytime your big sister burps,it smells like c**K. Wassup wit dat??

She gargles with bleach.

45F @ 81% RH, rain with 14 mph wind, and predicted to reach 51F.

More Auto Cad and pecking at the article. A short trip to the dog park but alas it was soupy muddy and no players.

Layla is a hoot when she is disappointed with no one she wants to play with at the park. She just turns and heads toward home, stopping and turning after a bit to look me in the eye as if to ask if I'm coming.

No more puma sightings, which makes me suspicious that the person reporting it may have been mistaken. You would think at least one more person would see it given how close we are to the center of Portland.
 
Big, I've been bitten by enough snakes for the both of us. None of them venomous, though. I think the worse bite I ever took was from one of the prettiest reticulated pythons I'd ever owned/seen. Big bugger had exactly 100 teeth in his head and made use of all of 'em. What was worse was having the Old Hen pull out her .38 intending to shoot him while he still had both of my arms tied up. Thought I was going to catch a bullet for sure!
 
yeah buddy , old brother barefoot came up with a winner crossing that columbian red with some cheese , I believe the UK cheese if I’m not mistaken

i made a bunch of red cheese seeds this year , crossed with an ecsd x ogers so I’m thinking there will be some interesting offspring

same with Joey Weeds c99 , and some Malawi , and some snow leopards , made a bunch of seeds this year from male pollen I collected off of four ecsd x ogers , the ecsd from Rez and the Ogers from orgnkid and I hit up everything in the garden , it was a love fest I tell yas!...

fresh seed is a good thing to have in these perilous times , 2020 was my covid crop
Is any of that in English? You guys sound like Celestials spawning worlds.
 
bite me

been bitten by roosters , dogs , cats , a horse , mosquitoes , bees , piss ants , ticks , chiggers , mouse , hamster , horse flies , unknown spiders , and spurred by a catfish

but no snakes

like I said , bite me

I had a big buzzer nail me oncet. He weighed 22 pounds.
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When I moved to Fla as a 12 yr old child I never saw or knew what a Coral Snake was
I of course had to go snake , bug, and frog hunting , guess what I found.
I found a 2 ft coral snake (red touch yellow ) and I picked it up not knowing what I hand in my hands
The snake never tried to bite me but when an older man walked over and said " Son don't panic but I need to to put that snake in here for me" he held out a pillow case so I did, It was not until the snake was away safely that they told me never catch a Coral snake by hand STUPID.
I wonder why the sanke never tried to bite me, maybe my blood would have killed him too LOL.
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The only rattlesnakes around here are Massaasaugas. They don't get very big, but drop for drop, they've got some of the most potent venom. I searched for many years to find one and never did. Nephew in law showed me a pic of a snake he saw in Fenton at a nature preserve. Glad he didn't pick it up.
 
We have lots of Eastern Timber Rattlesnakes..
I encounter them often when fishing& hiking along Pocono freestone streams.
Even had a few swim past me as I waded midstream -they are good swimmers (skimmers)..

Rattlers are cool - they will warn you..

on other hand - we also have Copperheads...
they will lie in wait and strike you --
their venom is supposedly much more dangerous than rattlers..
Old woodsman tip - is that copperhead snakes give off a strong scent that smells like cucumbers..
That fact does not help me - since I am usually puffin herb along the trail...

perhaps -just perhaps -my herbal scent lulls the Copperhead to sleep....
thus protecting me from potential snakebites!!! hahahaha

smoke Em if ya Gottum !!!!!

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Walt, the Old Man came out with a Bronze, a Silver, and two Purple Hearts and a huge scar on his left shoulder made by the Army surgeons that pulled a thumb sized piece of shrapnel from an 88. He said getting hit probably saved his life.

I never served in the Military.. Born 1959 – never had to worry about being drawn in lottery..
Never had to register for draft (caught in the donut hole – fortunately – I guess)..

I thank each of you for your service – and at same time – regret the fact that you risked your lives – to
fight an “unwinnable politicians war”. Damm shame how our government lied about Vietnam.

I want to share a story about my Father - Charles – a.k.a. Buddy (RIP).
*********************************************
Growing up - I knew my father served in the Military, (WWII and Pacific Theater) but he never spoke much about it. The only thing I recall was he talked a bit about a Samoan soldier who saved his life while battling Japs on island territories.. He stated that the Samoans were kind to their friends, but the most brutal of warriors.

My father never hunted -which is big is PA. When I came of age – my Uncle would take me hunting.
I never pressed my father – as to why he would not take me hunting.

Another thing I noticed about him – he would get “peeved” when he overheard some guy bragging up war stories – about how many kills they had – about how they vanquished the enemy!!

He told me – that in 99% of the cases – the braggart is Full of Chit – and probably never saw action.
He felt that someone who went through such horror would not openly share with strangers.
**********************
Buddy died on 02-28-1995.
Next day – I was going through his closet & dresser drawers – looking for clothing (suit & tie- etc) for his burial.

Tucked far in the back of the bottom dresser drawer – was an old 38 special handgun with 10 rounds.
Below that was a small jewelry type box .

I opened it.

Inside was a folded letter and a Silver Star Medal.
I never knew Buddy was awarded the Silver Star Medal. He never spoke of it, He hid it away in the back of a dresser drawer.

I unfolded the letter. It was really old-school typed style – from Dept of Defense/Army…
The narrative stated:
My father and his platoon were trapped between crossfire – with wounded comrades to tend to, and about to exhaust their ammo supply.

My father took it upon himself to grab hand grenades and run along perimeter and up a hill -and successfully took out the enemy machine gun nests via grenades.

As a result – he helped save the lives of 14 other soldiers – who most likely were minutes away from
certain death -or possibly worse – being captured by the Japanese Army.

For his heroic efforts - he was awarded the US Silver Star.

Suddenly - it was clear to me:
No wonder he hated braggarts – telling white lies about Military Heroism.

But I still did not understand why he never shared this story with us.
I still did not understand why he never took me hunting.

Until

in the letter – was a sentence that stated Buddy was 18 years old – the day that battle went down.
It blew me away -
envisioning the horrors he witnessed – as an 18 year old (barely an adult).

Now I understood why he kept silent.
Now I understood why he did not want to hunt.

Charles “Buddy” – was buried with Military Honors – with the Silver Star Medal pinned to his chest -with a new pack of Pall Mall cigs and new Zippo Lighter in his suit jacket pocket.

RIP Buddy
 
Is it true better to be bitten by a big Rattler than a baby, big ones know how to not shoot their load on 1st bite. Darn Youngins need to learn everything from us oldies
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See them stains? If ya hold a quarter between two fingers, you can see how fargin big his head was. Do that, and you'll see his head was about the size of the back of your hand.

I had to grab the damn' thing and pull it off me. I swung the whole fargin snake against a tree... Dropped my jeans and saw I had one small fang-scratch, but that was all. It just itched for a while. Jeez.

I also made a movie of a red-touches-yellow fellow biting my boot. And I had to grab a cottonmouth because it was in my tent blind and I stepped on it in the dark. The guys in the hunt club nicknamed me "Snakebait" and nobody would go in the jungle with me.

This is the cottonmouth. It is still very alive in the picture. Here is a cut-and-paste from the learned perfessers:

"Full-grown [cottonmouth moccasin] snakes range anywhere from above 24 inches up to 36 inches in length."
https://wildlifeinformer.com/water-moccasin-vs-cottonmouth/
(*A-fargin-HEM*) I am holding this sumbitch six inches back from his waving head. This mythical beast was 54 fargin inches long. That is a foot-and-a-half longer than the perfessers say they get to.

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I never served in the Military.. Born 1959 – never had to worry about being drawn in lottery..
Never had to register for draft (caught in the donut hole – fortunately – I guess)..

I thank each of you for your service – and at same time – regret the fact that you risked your lives – to
fight an “unwinnable politicians war”. Damm shame how our government lied about Vietnam.

I want to share a story about my Father - Charles – a.k.a. Buddy (RIP).
*********************************************
Growing up - I knew my father served in the Military, (WWII and Pacific Theater) but he never spoke much about it. The only thing I recall was he talked a bit about a Samoan soldier who saved his life while battling Japs on island territories.. He stated that the Samoans were kind to their friends, but the most brutal of warriors.

My father never hunted -which is big is PA. When I came of age – my Uncle would take me hunting.
I never pressed my father – as to why he would not take me hunting.

Another thing I noticed about him – he would get “peeved” when he overheard some guy bragging up war stories – about how many kills they had – about how they vanquished the enemy!!

He told me – that in 99% of the cases – the braggart is Full of **** – and probably never saw action.
He felt that someone who went through such horror would not openly share with strangers.
**********************
Buddy died on 02-28-1995.
Next day – I was going through his closet & dresser drawers – looking for clothing (suit & tie- etc) for his burial.

Tucked far in the back of the bottom dresser drawer – was an old 38 special handgun with 10 rounds.
Below that was a small jewelry type box .

I opened it.

Inside was a folded letter and a Silver Star Medal.
I never knew Buddy was awarded the Silver Star Medal. He never spoke of it, He hid it away in the back of a dresser drawer.

I unfolded the letter. It was really old-school typed style – from Dept of Defense/Army…
The narrative stated:
My father and his platoon were trapped between crossfire – with wounded comrades to tend to, and about to exhaust their ammo supply.

My father took it upon himself to grab hand grenades and run along perimeter and up a hill -and successfully took out the enemy machine gun nests via grenades.

As a result – he helped save the lives of 14 other soldiers – who most likely were minutes away from
certain death -or possibly worse – being captured by the Japanese Army.

For his heroic efforts - he was awarded the US Silver Star.

Suddenly - it was clear to me:
No wonder he hated braggarts – telling white lies about Military Heroism.

But I still did not understand why he never shared this story with us.
I still did not understand why he never took me hunting.

Until

in the letter – was a sentence that stated Buddy was 18 years old – the day that battle went down.
It blew me away -
envisioning the horrors he witnessed – as an 18 year old (barely an adult).

Now I understood why he kept silent.
Now I understood why he did not want to hunt.

Charles “Buddy” – was buried with Military Honors – with the Silver Star Medal pinned to his chest -with a new pack of Pall Mall cigs and new Zippo Lighter in his suit jacket pocket.

RIP Buddy
That damn' near brought tears to my eyes. <salute>
 

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