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Beer time. You know the drill.
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Very nice snapper
echo, echo, echo.................
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cheers!
now I want a gin and tonic
medicinal ya know
what brand of acid were you dabbling in back in the 70’s?
we had a lot of orange sunshine , some different Owsley acids , Blue Cheer , all barrel tabs
we got into some stp back in 68’ and the tab could be split up,4 ways and everyone would be on venus for the next 12-24 hours
i liked the big horse caps of blue mescaline or raw peyote
growing up in the 60’s on the west coast was a long strange trip
I actually got pulled over on a horse one time. Got a breathalyzer and everything. I said,”But, I am on a horse”!
The officer informed me, that it didn’t matter if I was on a pair of roller skates.
If you are on a public road operating, you are operating.
I did not go to jail that day, but I did learn that a horse on a back road is not a free pass.
Barney fife cop
So true. Rules of cross examination: never ask a question you don't already know that answer to. Never ask who, what or where questions.
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realise you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defence attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
Bubba
I was in an old jeep that was formerly a US Mail vehicle. The police officer approached what is normally the driver's side and asked for my license. I looked straight at him and said "officer, I'm not driving." Mail jeeps are left hand drive, like the Englishman's cars. There look on his face was priceless!
Bubba
I remember my dad getting pulled over for going the wrong way on a one way street. He told the cop he was only going one way. The cop laughed and let him go.
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good evening
we dug up some garlic the other day
swiss chard doing good , turnips are surviving the sand beetles
tomatoes are rocking
we dug up some garlic the other day
swiss chard doing good , turnips are surviving the sand beetles
tomatoes are rocking
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there are a lot of reasons for someone to photoshop a tan to look good
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Snot me. I be happy as a zombie with a plateful of hot brains.
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One of my Mandarin instructors was driving on the Connecticut main drag with his wife and little boy. This is a true story, told by the guy hisself:I remember my dad getting pulled over for going the wrong way on a one way street. He told the cop he was only going one way. The cop laughed and let him go.
He got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. Cop walks up to him and says, "I pulled you over because you were speeding. May I see your license and registration, please?
Kok <-- Yes that was his name (and demeanor) looks at the cop blankly, and says in Mandarin while smiling broadly: "Ni hao". [Hello]
Cop: "License and registration."
Kok, still smiling brightly: "Dweibuchi, kushr wo bu jrdao ni shwo." [Excuse me, but I don't know what you said]
Cop: Tries several different moves, but realizes he has a family of Chinese in front of them who haven't a clue.
Finally just gives up and realizes it is not worth the candle, and just waves the Kok family on. As he turns to walk away the kid in the back says loudly to Kok:
"Boy! You sure fooled him, Dad!"
Right before the time to vote in November 2020, I got pulled over by a State Trooper in Arkansas. I was doing 90 in a 75.
Trooper walked up seen my T.rump Cap. Told me he liked my hat. Said slow down and have a great day and walked away. I **** you not. I was fking shocked.
Trooper walked up seen my T.rump Cap. Told me he liked my hat. Said slow down and have a great day and walked away. I **** you not. I was fking shocked.
I was once drunk and decided to walk home on a main drive. Someone must of call the police. I just got done taking a leak behind a brush anybody could see. Well, the police loaded me in the back seat and took me home I was so surprised.
Good morning Big. Your garden is looking good. Hey how long do those garlic have to dry out before using them? I grew some beautiful garlic last year but tried to use them fresh. I roasted a few of them my favorite way but they were the strangest taste ever. I ended up throwing them all away before my momma told me they should have been dried out before using them. I tried them again this year I hopes that drying them out will make them taste normal.
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hey there good morning SubGirl , thanks for the kind words
we braid them up and hang them and use as needed
we start eating them right away , we don’t care , we love garlic and eat a lot of it all year
we like the fresh garlic , the kind that has juice in it when it’s cut open
but yeah , some folks wait a week and some wait 4-5 weeks
so it all will eventually cure as it hangs , but garlic is edible right out of the garden for us anyway and if we grow enough , it will last 6-8 months
we keep some back as seed and try and plant the garlic about a week or two from the first frost
have a Groovy Day!
Does it get a little milder as it ages? That fresh garlic was way to intense for me and I eat garlic nearly everyday. I love it right out of the roaster on bread but the fresh stuff last year I couldn’t eat tasted like poison
