Island Of Misfits

[RosterMan]

I live with both heat and ice...

 

[RosterMan]

You sly dog you ! When your hands are really deep dirty ,washing the dishes does them well!

Always an angle , always an angle

 

[Hippie420]

I was cooking something from scratch one time, and I walked out into the living room with tears in my eyes and told my wife just how much I loved her. She took one look at me and said, "Chopping onions, right?"

 

[RosterMan]

I was cooking something from scratch one time, and I walked out into the living room with tears in my eyes and told my wife just how much I loved her. She took one look at me and said, "Chopping onions, right?"

 

[RosterMan]

 

[spunom]

A shot of mustard will melt away muscle cramps.

 

[RosterMan]

A shot of mustard will melt away muscle cramps.

Is this something that really works Have you tried it

 

[RosterMan]

I wonder if a hand full of Mustard seeds chewed would work

 

[spunom]

I wonder if a hand full of Mustard seeds chewed would work

Idk, but when I get a bad cramp, I grab the mustard bottle. Hasn't failed me yet.

 

[Hippie420]

Can I use honey Dijon mustard? Can't stand the plain old yellow stuff.

When I get the Rolls licensed, I'll try Gray Poupon.

 

[RosterMan]

Can I use honey Dijon mustard? Can't stand the plain old yellow stuff.

When I get the Rolls licensed, I'll try Gray Poupon.

 

[spunom]

Can I use honey Dijon mustard? Can't stand the plain old yellow stuff.

When I get the Rolls licensed, I'll try Gray Poupon.

I've only used plain ol mustard. I swear I'm not trying to set y'all up it really works.

 

[spunom]

Is this something that really works Have you tried it

Yes and yes.

 

[RosterMan]

Yes and yes.

Great I will have my wife try it
She gets leg cramps bad , calls it restless leg but I call it cramping .

 

[spunom]

RLS is different, and idk if it will work for that. The one girl I know who has that takes neurontin (sp?)

But that cramp behind you leg at 3 am that makes you consider suicide... mustard melts it away in seconds.

 

[RosterMan]

RLS is different, and idk if it will work for that. The one girl I know who has that takes neurontin (sp?)

But that cramp behind you leg at 3 am that makes you consider suicide... mustard melts it away in seconds.

Now those I get

 

[spunom]

Try it man. You'll finish the nite in sleepful bliss.

 

[boo]

I'm usually too stoned once I get to sleep to feel cramps...

 

[Hippie420]

Do you just swallow a little off a spoon, or do you kinda hold it in your mouth for awhile?
Sounds strange enough to work. I got the hiccups really bad at a bar one time, and the bartender handed me a slice of lime. Chewed on the meat 'til it was gone, and the hiccups went with it. Works with lemon, too.

 

[RosterMan]

I heard from a good source chewing a handful of peppercorns can ward off a bad high