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Awright... Here I sit, trying not to growl.

I have again been summoned by the Gods of The VA. Gotta leave here in a bit (2 hours early) in order to get a fargin parking spot for an 8:30 appt.

This is the level of care given dinged GI's, Pilgrims:

The doctor de jure (apparently) is unknown. Like the rest, probably gets paid about the same as a hairdresser. These "command performance" visits are so fargin stupid...

I will HAVE to have a mask on. It will be the "snot mask" <-- a life-sized color photo of a big gobba snot drooping down from each nostril. I will -- eventually -- be called in to see a dic doc I have never seen before, and he/she/zi will take my BP, ask if my meds have changed (they have), and tell me to come back next year.

That. Is. It.
Get your prostate checked ! Its April !
 
Awright... Here I sit, trying not to growl.

I have again been summoned by the Gods of The VA. Gotta leave here in a bit (2 hours early) in order to get a fargin parking spot for an 8:30 appt.

This is the level of care given dinged GI's, Pilgrims:

The doctor de jure (apparently) is unknown. Like the rest, probably gets paid about the same as a hairdresser. These "command performance" visits are so fargin stupid...

I will HAVE to have a mask on. It will be the "snot mask" <-- a life-sized color photo of a big gobba snot drooping down from each nostril. I will -- eventually -- be called in to see a dic doc I have never seen before, and he/she/zi will take my BP, ask if my meds have changed (they have), and tell me to come back next year.

That. Is. It.
Good Luck Brother
Oh and send a pic of that mask LOL
 
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so who has the best healthcare system in the world?

well a lot of that depends on how one defines healthcare which can be very subjective

in one study , the USA was not even in the Top 16

https://www.businessinsider.com/healthiest-countries-in-the-world-2017-1?op=1
i am afraid to look at the stats on Education

I am afraid that the standards of life are dropping to new low levels in USA and the old gray mare ain’t what she used to be
 
so when do you add the high brix pute, do you really see a significant difference...do you change your feed program when adding it...I'm curious...
I didn't change a thing. Less expensive, easier to work with and made specifically for plants.
 
Awright... Here I sit, trying not to growl.

I have again been summoned by the Gods of The VA. Gotta leave here in a bit (2 hours early) in order to get a fargin parking spot for an 8:30 appt.

This is the level of care given dinged GI's, Pilgrims:

The doctor de jure (apparently) is unknown. Like the rest, probably gets paid about the same as a hairdresser. These "command performance" visits are so fargin stupid...

I will HAVE to have a mask on. It will be the "snot mask" <-- a life-sized color photo of a big gobba snot drooping down from each nostril. I will -- eventually -- be called in to see a dic doc I have never seen before, and he/she/zi will take my BP, ask if my meds have changed (they have), and tell me to come back next year.

That. Is. It.

OH-kay -- The update. Got there at 7:00 for the 8:30 appt. <-- necessary, or you have to take a fargin BUS from the parking lot to the VA building. I had a book and two unsolved cryptograms for company.

Ninth floor. Checked in, and promptly at 8:30, they call me in. I get ushered in to where this woman is asking which room -- turns out she is my new doctor. She turns to me and says:

"Ur hem Doktar Zxymytep."

And continued on unintelligibly. After ten seconds of unbroken Klingon radio chatter, I held up my hand and said:

"Whoa! Sorry, but I do not understand a word you are saying. We'll have to speak clearly and slowly to each other, OK?" Then, curiosity got the better of me and I asked, "What is your native language, by the way?"

"Turkish." <-- curtly.

Just about he only Turkish I know is:

"dumb dog" = "aptal kopek" and "fighter pilot" = "savas pilotu" <-- Don't ask me how I remember these things. But I digress...

She then proceeded to ignore me and read page after page of stuff on the screen. I could see her scroll by my med list -- which has most ricky-tick changed since I went Afib back in February -- without stopping.

So I stopped her. Wasn't easy. She could not guess what I was trying to tell her; that my med list had to be updated. She went to several screens at random, back and forth, until the med list popped up and I pointed at one med that had been increased.

She did not want to bother, it was clear. So I made a command decision:

I would NOT bring up how I got a crash course in AFib. I would NOT bring up the meds I am taking to totally control that which gave me AFib. Why? Because it would be a friggin' total waste of MY time.

One of the two times that Scooter saved his old man's life was because of the VA. 6 years ago, I had shivery chills and weakness, and Herself drove me to the VA ER. They gave me two Tylenol, and a card of antibiotic pills to take.

My Redhaired Beauty called Scooter. Scooter called a REAL hospital and pulled strings and had the hospital ready for when we pulled up. I had MRSA. Bad. The VA would not have had to have any more yearly meetings with Himself... except for Scooter.

It got worse. I mentioned that the doctor she replaced had run off to Hawaii without updating his calendar, so when I showed up to see the new doc (her, I pointed out), I could not see ANY doctor because I "was not scheduled". <-- Note that it did not matter that I had the letter from the VA telling me to

A. Get blood drawn on [this date].
B. See Dr. Bergstrom on [that date]

I must have been wrong, d'ysee, since Dr. Bergstrom had gone to Hawaii. <-- Doncha just love that BLM reasoning???

Anyway, we had pulled the timeclock handle and punched the ticket. I was walking out of the cubbyhole, and there was a tall old sojer and his wife.

He is pissed and making no secret about it. Ya know why? Let's lissen to him:

"THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME I HAVE COME HERE WHEN YOU SCHEDULED IT."

Seems we are still working a string of veterans through the Dr. Bergstom list. And not doing very well.

No, I will never go to the VA Emergency Room again.

Yes, next year (Gawd grant) I WILL got to the 9th floor a week after having blood drawn. The trickle from the Eagle's hiney still buys a little.

That "Gawd grant" covers a LOT of ground.

While really healthy (considering dings) I am 12 years older than the average human male gets to, and still 7 years older than the average Amerkin male gets to.

Beyond that, the amount of money I get when the eagle poops each month (tax free) does mean sumpin'. Not much, but sumpin'. Over the years, it has been my "free money" that I use to change into gold and silver on a constant basis regardless of the phony Wall Street crap. But it seems likely by the next time this year, it will be in Bolivars or Pengoes or Zimbabwe dollars.
 
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