Island Of Misfits

[joeb631]

now what the hay does God and Jesus have to do with my fecking tooth?!..

awwww , you are so sweet ….

its only a fecking tooth for crying out loud , I’ve done this same thing with two other molars and I am still kicking

if I die from a toothache please feel free to start a Thread on tooth jokes

Here lies big
What a nig
Tooth took him down
He was such a clown


stuff like that

Im on it ...

 

[joeb631]

Just got on and I needs ketchup ,but I didnt want anyone to miss the blue water at Cedar beach in Mt. Sinai Long Island. sorry she already finished her coffee...

 

[ness]

Hang in there sister woman and good luck with your grow! Consider zazen breathing meditations to relieve the stress.

Yes, and de de I'm hanging in there. And thank you for the luck. I need all I can get. I'll look up zazen I never heard of it.

 

[joeb631]

Trickle charger arrived at my front door yestiddy arter-noon. Love that business model! Free shipping, next-day delivery.

Anyway, just so Herself can go out and play with the car, I hooked up said trickle charger overnight.

I haven't (yet) rigged a plug. I just opened the hood. I gotta figger a way to keep the exposed tines of the plug (other end connected to the battery) from being shorted/corroded. Need a plug cover...

Its so funny when you say Herself .My Brother is a attorney which has given me a plethora of available insults . He is 71 still works ,#2 in Speech and Debate in high school in America .Was a asst county atty , in the court room he is a savage dealing with business ,no divorces cases . Well known , best Buds with a Federal judge who went to college together . He refers to his Mrs as "She who must be obeyed " And when He comes home me thinks he wears a dress !

 

[pute]

I am knee deep in up-potting...later

 

[joeb631]

Area dental college close by perhaps?

Bubba

GREAT IDEA! We have a dental college in Stony Brook NY.
If you go mention my name .
Stony Brook has a great university a teaching college top notch .
I don't mean to brag but when I applied to colleges ,they were the very first college who immediately rejected me ....

 

[joeb631]

SurBig was a man
He was a Big Man
But his tooth was Bigger
So he ran like a ******
To the tooth fairy swigger
and pulled the trigger
And had them digger
That dang thing out.

All you needs is music and i think you really have something there.....

 

[joeb631]

Picking on both mods this morning? What balls he has!

Glads I woke up late !

 

[joeb631]

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One Adam 12 , One Adam 12 ,be advised of a possible elderly white male ,delusional , and incontinent with multiple lacerations , missing fingers and major loss of blood . Requesting back up ,its going from bad to worse .. copy that ?

 

[joeb631]

Hello Roster you make me laugh it good for the heart.

laughing every day is most important ,every day . I start by looking in the mirror ,then the whole day keeping the chooch in me in check ..

 

[joeb631]

decided to tear down a tent today, I'm getting to a point of having more superb flowers than I can use...got plenty growing that can fit in 2 tents so why add to the power bill...due to LED's and smarter grow practices my power consumption has been cut in half...

Boo ,your not just a pretty face ...

 

[joeb631]

I find the way the world is going it is better to have a belly full of jiggle them butterflies ...

If it makes you laugh I have done my job

You always do , and you do it well..
just cant drink coffee when i see you stuff...

 

[joeb631]

King of the road......

Bubba

great memory

 

[Unca Walt]

When I combine a laxative with Alphabet soup, I call it "Letter Rip".

 

[Unca Walt]

Would 2000 pounds of Chinese soup be called wonton?

 

[Unca Walt]

Back to my strong suit: Cramps and Jolts.

The power of a falling fig = Fig Newton.

A million million microphones is a megaphone. Just sayin'.

 

[Unca Walt]

One millionth of a mouthwash is a microscope.

A half of a large intestine is a semi-colon.

You guys takin' notes here? This sheit is Grampa Gold.

Four nickels = Two paradigms.

Two monograms = one diagram.

 

[joeb631]

Once you watch it once ,its hard not watch it over and go slow mo even...

 

[Unca Walt]

Better quit... I am getting hoarse from laughing at my stellar wit.

BTW: The basic unit measurement of laryngitis is hoarsepower.

 

[joeb631]

With Gilligan .....................
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I know I said it before , but it is often said If they had kill Gilligan right from the start ,they would have gotten off the island 3 years sooner ...