Island Of Misfits

[ROSTERMAN]

I am seeking someone who can read and translate German into English. Anybody here? - I'll be on for a bit / if not please PM me. Thank You.

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[ROSTERMAN]

JAYSUS! Go get the *******' fang yanked out. I'LL pay for it, fer chrissake.

Do a Go Fund me , No wait Walt is a famous author he can do it

 

[Bubba]

JAYSUS! Go get the *******' fang yanked out. I'LL pay for it, fer chrissake.

Area dental college close by perhaps?

Bubba

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Area dental college close by perhaps?

Bubba

A large Animal Vet may remove it cheaper than the Human dentist
In his part of the World Prob more of them them dentists

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I am on my lunch break for me it is , breakfast , dinner , and supper……straight out of Oklahoma

As the good lord meant it to be!

I know Dave

Dave's not here.

I am seeking someone who can read and translate German into English. Anybody here? - I'll be on for a bit / if not please PM me. Thank You.

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Whut Rosterman says. I use google translator.

29F @ 53% RH, light snow, and predicted to soar to 40F today. Compassion to ya'll that dealing with more inclement weather around the world and not having fun.

My poor SIL whose son just died, received news that her dog has terminal cancer. The sort of things country and western songs are written about, and the poor lady is falling apart distraught.

At my BIL's request, my sister won't be having a funeral for him, but will just spread his ashes, so we sent her round-trip tickets to visit us when things calm down for her, and promised her a professional massage, as well as nails and pedicure and creme brulee for breakfast. She's ended up being caregiver for two husbands that she's outlived and it's time for her to relax and be pampered a bit.

 

[Bugus_Monkey]

Coal miners prayer or poem possibly. Thinking the middle is an actual photo somehow based on details of the face. guessing 125 to 150 yrs old.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Coal miners prayer or poem possibly. Thinking the middle is an actual photo somehow based on details of the face. guessing 125 to 150 yrs old.

It mentions the Heavens above but may be a diff/ dialect and not translate well

 

[ROSTERMAN]

As the good lord meant it to be!



Dave's not here.




Whut Rosterman says. I use google translator.

29F @ 53% RH, light snow, and predicted to soar to 40F today. Compassion to ya'll that dealing with more inclement weather around the world and not having fun.

My poor SIL whose son just died, received news that her dog has terminal cancer. The sort of things country and western songs are written about, and the poor lady is falling apart distraught.

At my BIL's request, my sister won't be having a funeral for him, but will just spread his ashes, so we sent her round-trip tickets to visit us when things calm down for her, and promised her a professional massage, as well as nails and pedicure and creme brulee for breakfast. She's ended up being caregiver for two husbands that she's outlived and it's time for her to relax and be pampered a bit.

Your a Good Man sir

 

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

Your a Good Man sir

And have sleek fur............

 

[ROSTERMAN]

And have sleek fur............

I know LOL

 

[user 60570]

JAYSUS! Go get the *******' fang yanked out. I'LL pay for it, fer chrissake.

now what the hay does God and Jesus have to do with my fecking tooth?!..

awwww , you are so sweet ….

its only a fecking tooth for crying out loud , I’ve done this same thing with two other molars and I am still kicking

if I die from a toothache please feel free to start a Thread on tooth jokes

Here lies big
What a nig
Tooth took him down
He was such a clown


stuff like that

 

[ROSTERMAN]

SurBig was a man
He was a Big Man
But his tooth was Bigger
So he ran like a ******
To the tooth fairy swigger
and pulled the trigger
And had them digger
That dang thing out.

 

[Bugus_Monkey]

Researchers found that between 2000 and 2008, there were more than 61,000 hospitalizations nationally for periapical abscesses, an infection at the tip of a tooth's root that is a common symptom of untreated tooth decay. Of those 61,000-plus stays, 66 patients died.
https://www.politifact.com/factchec...hat between 2000,plus stays, 66 patients died.
The county next to us has anywhere from 1 to 3 deaths every year related to tooth infection - It's about 275,000 total population.

 

[Bugus_Monkey]

Ya, of all the places I could have pulled that from. Put the pinch hitter and coffee down and get to work. !!! - School day, CE's, laundry all day and smoke, drink, eat and hang with you people all day... Hopefully. Once Mrs. Monkey wakes up some of that may change.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

@Hippie420 and hen spotted working in the garden
Credit to his neighbor for the fine photo

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Bug the Monk said he was drinking coffee Yeah right

 

[Hippie420]

Researchers found that between 2000 and 2008, there were more than 61,000 hospitalizations nationally for periapical abscesses, an infection at the tip of a tooth's root that is a common symptom of untreated tooth decay. Of those 61,000-plus stays, 66 patients died.
https://www.politifact.com/factchec...hat between 2000,plus stays, 66 patients died.
The county next to us has anywhere from 1 to 3 deaths every year related to tooth infection - It's about 275,000 total population.

I think it was King Tut that the archeologist figured out died from an abscessed tooth.

 

[Bugus_Monkey]

I forgot there was 1 or 2 nannas in my last batch. Now my PH is clogged.
I'm out for a while. CE's and laundry.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

@WeedHopper Must have gotten into the Jesus Juice too