Island Of Misfits

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^^^^ I wouldn't have done well. Most of my grades in school were barely above sea level......

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This is what my report card looked like. My parents thought I was a genius.
 
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Language is the only place where I could claim some standing in this group. Sure as heck ain't knowledge of weed.

Odd thing: Never took a foreign language course in High School. Wound up learning fargin Mandarin for Unca Sugar. I had no idea I had a knack for languages (it is NOT an IQ thing... it is more like being able to paint, or write a song, or cartoon, or play an instrument.)

I remember when I took this test. There were 200 words in Kurdish with their English definitions next to them. We studied the sheet for ten minutes, then they took the sheet away and handed back another one with the Kurdish words all rearranged with no translations... just a blank line after each word.

We were told to write down as many as we could figure out.

This still gives me chills, pilgrims: For some friggin reason, I got 188 of them right.
Way more than half a century later, I could try to construct a brief sentence still. In Kurdish from just ten minutes exposure to the language:

Hindek tenek jin kulilk <-- I think that means "some thin women [are like] flowers"

Spelling is prolly wrong. The syntax probably ain't paid. But the words are there somehow.

Anybody speak this crap? I don't.
Walt new word game called wordle , try it its fun
https://www.powerlanguage.co.uk/wordle/
 
What a pleasant day! Took the JKU and plowed the rest of the melting ice and snow out of the driveway and did the same for my neighbor in the old hood. Had so much fun, I just had to fire up the ATV and do a couple of kamikaze blasts through the woods out back.
Got a sneaking suspicion that the last big snow IS the last big snow. Won't really break my heart. Then, we can get on to the mud season, followed by two weeks of summer.
I gotta get outta this place.
 
What a pleasant day! Took the JKU and plowed the rest of the melting ice and snow out of the driveway and did the same for my neighbor in the old hood. Had so much fun, I just had to fire up the ATV and do a couple of kamikaze blasts through the woods out back.
Got a sneaking suspicion that the last big snow IS the last big snow. Won't really break my heart. Then, we can get on to the mud season, followed by two weeks of summer.
I gotta get outta this place.
I just bet money you have also Tractor Raced LOL
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Not in the English language it doesn't.

The word "two" has only one syllable, too. Oughta be more than one since it is two but it aint.

We oughta drop the this Haiku, limerick, ryhming doggerel and go to the next level:

Koan. Pronounced: Ko-an.

This is where the deep ***** is. A koan is a paradox to be meditated on. It can be about anything. Here's a couple that are simple, but the answers are anything but:

1. Where is my soul?

2. Where was I before I was born?

3. How many times did I nearly die? How many do I not know about?

4. Why did I call that cop a "fukking one-nut monkey-exploring pansy-*** moron who should go back to deflowering the furniture?"
Holy ***** ,I thought i smoked good weed ....
 
we were chatting about pressing rosin from the extracted trichomes walt, concentrating what is already very good weed into insanely strong rosin...
Give us a quick recap on your technique. I have been playing around with concentrates as well.
 
Dam glad I didn't scrap the old kenmore. The water pump from it fixed the leak in the one we use. Love the 80 series kenmore. It gets the cloths clean and is easy to work on. Pluss parts are cheap....

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I am gonna do that....I am laughing my azz off.

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