Island Of Misfits

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BTW -- Note who the ensorcelled fluffy doggie is in love with: A redhaired witch.

The Border Collie is her familiar.

If that's a border collie, where's its tail? Mines got a big ole bushy tail on 'em. Ain't quite as pretty as a springer spaniel, but close.
My collie is dumb as a box of rocks, but he's got guts, and out here in the sticks, guts count.
 
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If that's a border collie, where's its tail? Mines got a big ole bushy tail on 'em. Ain't quite as pretty as a springer spaniel, but close.
My collie is dumb as a box of rocks, but he's got guts, and out here in the sticks, guts count.
Thass a Border collie all right. He lost most of his tail somewhere. I've lost most of my muscles, but I am still a hooman bean.

THIS EARLY SHOT OF UNCA: SADLY, WENT TO THIS:
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That's up to debate, Walt!

You gotta put de bate on de hook, mon. I know I was rock hard (everywhere) in that first pic... but now I need augmentation.

HEY!! I wuz lookin' for a pic of Himself dressed up as Darth Vader. Instead, I found an old file where I had pictures I had painted (larger than life-size) on the boys' bedroom walls when they were kids (fitty fargin years ago... *gasp*).

Lookit:

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Oop. Thass Herself SIXTY fargin years ago...

Here we go -- these were about seven feet tall:

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You gotta put de bate on de hook, mon. I know I was rock hard (everywhere) in that first pic... but now I need augmentation.

HEY!! I wuz lookin' for a pic of Himself dressed up as Darth Vader. Instead, I found an old file where I had pictures I had painted (larger than life-size) on the boys' bedroom walls when they were kids (fitty fargin years ago... *gasp*).

Lookit:

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Oop. Thass Herself SIXTY fargin years ago...

Here we go -- these were about seven feet tall:

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Winner Broh Wife is a lovely woman.
 
Holy SMOKES!! I accidentally found a lost file. While in the gifted program at
Winner Broh Wife is a lovely woman.

She certainly is. Thanks. I accidentally posted that while I was expecting a wall painting to come up. She still looks pretty much the same -- she never went gray -- still a flaming redhead.
 
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She certainly is. Thanks. I accidentally posted that while I was expecting a wall painting to come up. She still looks pretty much the same -- she never went gray -- still a flaming redhead.
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Holy SMOKES!! I accidentally found a lost file. While in the gifted program at


She certainly is. Thanks. I accidentally posted that while I was expecting a wall painting to come up. She still looks pretty much the same -- she never went gray -- still a flaming redhead.
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I believe the expression Beauty in the eye of the beholder
You will always see her as the woman you meet many years ago. Same with my Lovely wife
She has not changed at all and is still the young Lassy I fell head over heels for.
 
Well they don't get MethHead teeth from the Sudafed LOL Nasty drain cleaner

The school teacher and artist wife mate renting the unit are still pretty with all their teeth, so I suspect drain cleaner.

Haven't a clue...

If I did, I wouldn't have to run experiments.

the good doctor is making cannabis oil....I think

Using newly discovered cannabis alchemy skills to cook food actually.

If that's a border collie, where's its tail? Mines got a big ole bushy tail on 'em. Ain't quite as pretty as a springer spaniel, but close. My collie is dumb as a box of rocks, but he's got guts, and out here in the sticks, guts count.

It is my understanding that the collies were mentally sharper before they bred their skinny brain pans for looks.


Your entries win the last pretty body display contest brother Big.

43F @ 81% RH, sprinkles, and predicted to reach 61F.

Portland's mayors plan to address homeless camps downtown, is to set up homeless camps in the neighborhoods. That will certainly bring things to a head.....................

Still waiting for delivery of my test sled parts. Got notice the DC power supply for the cooling fan arrived but was unable to determine the status on the condenser with fan.

Hee, hee, hee, Cascade Sciences agreed to donate 8 liters of aluminum beads for my aluminum bead sous vide experiment, so I dug out my Wyott electric soup pot for the trials and cleaned it up. I filled it with water and brought the temperature up to 82C to see how steady it held. It seemed to hold within a degree or so, so I cooked batches of olive oiled and salted carrots at 12.5, 15, and 20 minutes. 20 minutes seemed about perfect.

I'll pick up the beads today in Hillsboro, which should be a nice drive this gorgeous spring morning............
 
Holy SMOKES!! I just found a long-lost file! When Scooter was in the gifted program in High School, for a science project he recreated the Martian environment and conducted an experiment that showed the original Mars Lander could not have found life*** in a Floriduh swamp.

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What he found was that since the UV on Mars is 10,000 time greater than on Earth, the scoop that dug down to "undisturbed" soil to get a sample did not shield the sample from being blasted by UV.

***The dirt sample was laid on a tray in the open... and got irradiated. Would kill every bit of life.

He received a humongous plaque from NASA for "Outstanding Contribution to Aerospace Exploration", a lifetime membership in the Miami Observatory, and a promise that the next Mars lander will keep the samples out of the UV.
 
GW said, "It is my understanding that the collies were mentally sharper before they bred their skinny brain pans for looks."

So true. I pick on the pup, but I've been told by other collie owners that the borders stay puppies until they hit around five years old, then they sorta wise up. I kinda believe it, as he was around 2.5 before he quit squatting to pee.
I call him pitbull head. The pretty collies have that long, narrow look. He's more the working type of dog with a shorter muzzle and a really wide head. Hell of a dog. He'd eat you for breakfast if'n you messed with either one of his girls (Pullet and Old Hen).
 

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